Broing 101 With Dr. Balls
There are not so many definitions for the term bro. And out of the few definitions most of them happen to be negative and unfortunately focus around fratboy creeps. I take bro back to brotherhood and this is a telling of my journey to brodom. |
| 1 |  | Darkthrone
F.O.A.D.
Darkthrone. Taught me to be cult, to be true, to be working class and to be belligerent and to be metal. |
| 2 |  | Manowar
Kings of Metal
Manowar. Taught be to be manly, to be ripped, to be hairy, to raise my fist to the sky, to judge dudes and be homoerotic to an unprecedented level. |
| 3 |  | Agnostic Front
Warriors
Posturing. I haven't been in a fight in 10 years, I've never jumped out of an airplane, I was a 110 pound Harry Potter reading nerd and I've been with 7 women. Posture and exaggerate, concoct great tales of bullshit so you can make a legitimate claim to badassery for when you actually do something mildly badass. |
| 4 |  | At the Gates
Slaughter of the Soul
Gym. 7 days a week. Keeps me jacked and sexy. With a purpose, to crush it at the gym and to crush it at work or helping friends move. Wear nothing but Misfits cutoffs to show the world your badassitude. |
| 5 |  | Summoning
Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame
Delusions of grandeur..... |
| 6 |  | Madonna
Like A Virgin
Having female icons un-ironically, which has furthered my personal development of a bro. An asshole to men, respectful to women. Sup. |
| 7 |  | Coven of the Worm
Demo II
Mediocre black metal. If it's obscure demo tapes from the early to mid 90's, has a cool name and artwork and it's raw and hateful as fuck, 4.5/5. #SWAG |
| 8 |  | Ennio Morricone
Once Upon A Time In The West
Man movies. Charles Bronson, Lee Marvin, Steve McQueen, James Cagney, all the badass movie stars from the 30's to the 80's to help elevate the eccentricity. |
| 9 |  | Misfits
Static Age
Attitude. From anger, high natural testosterone, not getting laid and caffeine addiction. |
| 10 |  | David Bowie
Scary Monsters
Leggings. Nearly better than being naked but more stylish. Also, dress in drag every year for Halloween until it becomes too routine to do for just one day of the year. |
| 11 |  | aTelecine
A Cassette Tape Culture
Talk to pornstars. Brag about it on the internet. |
| 12 |  | Ennio Morricone
For A Few Dollars More
Offend people with poor humor and lack of judgment and awareness. |
| 13 |  | Christian Death
Ashes
Let 80's goth your favorite genre. Be dark, be mysterious and be brooding so you can secure that first date with the babe you eyeballed last week and fail awesomely. |
| 14 |  | Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose
Diner life. IHOP, Waffle House, Denny's and any god damn local diner. Become a legend. Be gluttonous, be proud. |
| 15 | | Rebecca Black
Greatest Hits
Spend Friday night in sputniking like a nerd instead of trying to meet girls or call up friends. |
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