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Top 50 Worst Sounds In Music

NOT a shitpost. NOT bait. NOT in order because counting to 50 alone is hard enough.
1Meshuggah
obZen


Djent guitar chugging.
2Unwound
Repetition


Bingbong guitar noodling.
3Four Year Strong
Some of You Will Like This, Some of You Won't


Acoustic guitar strumming.
4Muse
Absolution


Matthew Bellamy inhaling.
5Baroness
Stone


John Baizley's crooning.
6Baauer
Harlem Shake


Trap hi-hats.
7Toshimaru Nakamura
Dance Music


Frequencies in the 16-24khz range that only exist to cause pain.
8Meshuggah
The Violent Sleep Of Reason


Fredrik Thordendal's guitar solos.
9Swans
The Glowing Man


That one part on Frankie M. when the sound dips.
10dredg
Catch Without Arms


Gavin Hayes's croon-oaning
11Deftones
Saturday Night Wrist


Chino Moreno's obese/asthmatic inflection when he forces awkward stanzas.
12Black Sabbath
Born Again


The production on Born Again.
13Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden


Vessel.
14American Authors
American Authors


Stomping and clapping.
15Kitcaliber
D​.​FREQ​.​CRUSH


Raspy synthesizer-generated voices.
16Hollywood Undead
American Tragedy


Heavily autotuned pack-a-day smokers.
17Mushroomhead
XIII


Babies laughing/crying/screaming.
18Slayer
Reign in Blood


Muddy (non-slap) bass.
19Beyonce
B'Day


Alarms and police sirens.
20Chat Pile
God's Country


The guy from Chat Pile when he rudely imitates a disabled person (always).
21Enter Shikari
Tribalism


Roughton Reynolds when he strokes his neckbeard too close to the mic.
22Emmure
Eternal Enemies


90% of all guitar chugging outside of the context of breakdowns. Unless breakdowns are the entire song. That's bad too.
23Slayer
Reign in Blood


Kerry King's guitar solos.
24NOISIA
Collision


Neurofunk, and by extension any fartsynths that're blobby & bloated instead of spiky & serrated.
25Daft Punk
Discovery


The machine suction sounds at the start of Aerodynamic (refer to #7).
26Autechre
Exai


Aimless and muddy machine-generated IDM that gets a free pass because muh polyrhythms.
27Excision
Apex


Riddim synths and that same pattern they're always used in.
28Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin


Singers who fake pleasure every 5 seconds as a trademark.
29Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin II


Pitter pattery backing track filler drums.
30Kaonashi
Dear Lemon House, You Ruined Me: Senior Year


The guy in Kaonashi when he sings stupid on purpose (always).
31Counterparts
A Eulogy for Those Still Here


Generic metalcore vocals that all sit in the same exact range.
32The Story So Far
Proper Dose


Generic pop punk vocals that all sit in the same exact range.
33Mr. Bungle
California


Mike Patton when he doesn't sing like on The Real Thing.
34Bjork
Volta


Vuvuzela
35Bjork
Volta


Marraccas
36Kendrick Lamar
To Pimp a Butterfly


Kendrick Lamar's voice.
37Ling Tosite Sigure
Still a Sigure Virgin?


That almost-jazzy sweeping thing they do in every anime opening posthardcore/mathcore band.
38Lorde
Pure Heroine


R&B-influenced minimalistic pop with a lady singing sadly and faux-moody over some talentless drivel and the vocals are way too high in the mix (you know the kind, fortunately I don't so I'm putting Lorde here as a placeholder).
39Animal Collective
Painting With


Panda Bear hocketing.
40Slipknot
Iowa


Blastbeats (unless they're distorted like speedcore, as that's one of the best sounds ever conceived).
41Korn
Untouchables


Jonathan Davis when he says "MOI".
42Operation Ivy
Seedy


The entire genre of Ska Punk.
43Waking The Cadaver
Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler


Gurgly "harsh" """vocals""".
44Lil B
Mm...Christmas


Anyone except Soulja Boy saying the word "swag".
45Soulja Boy
iSouljaBoyTellEm


Anyone except Lil B saying the word "based".
46Death
The Sound of Perseverance


Short bus drums.
47Joji
Nectar


George Miller doing this instead of making Filthy Frank videos.
48Red Hot Chili Peppers
Unlimited Love


Anthony Kiedis being Californian.
49Incubus (USA-CA)
Morning View


Brandon Boyd being Californian.
50Local H
Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles?


Anyone singing about California.
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