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i had a dream two nights ago about rivers cuomo. he invited me into his apartment to show me his collection of action figures of people who kinda sorta look like him. clark kent, fred amisen, buddy holly, the works. they're arranged in a shrine around a buddha statue. i ask him why he doesn't have shinji ikari. he says because he doesn't have glasses. i say you can just put glasses on him. he says he still doesn't see the resemblance. there isn't really a physical resemblance, it's just that they're both beta male weaklings with an affinity for half japanese girls. i don't inform him of this revelation, and leave him to his strange hobby before excusing myself.
1Weezer
Weezer

actually good
2Weezer
Hurley
3Weezer
SS2K
4Weezer
Van Weezer
5Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End
6Weezer
The White Album
7Weezer
The Green Album
8Weezer
SZNZ: Winter
9Weezer
Pinkerton
10Weezer
Make Believe
11Weezer
The Red Album
12Weezer
The Black Album
13Weezer
Maladroit
14Weezer
The Gold Album
15Weezer
Raditude
16Weezer
SZNZ: Autumn
17Weezer
SZNZ: Summer
18Weezer
The Teal Album
19Weezer
OK Human
20Weezer
Pacific Daydream
21Weezer
Death to False Metal
22Weezer
SZNZ: Spring

some nice bits interspersed between genuinely the most annoying shit i've ever heard.

actually bad. everything between this point and blue is fine.
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