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extremely cryptic band names

and what they REALLY mean
1Tool
72826


Penis
2Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water


Penis
3Finger Eleven
Tip


Penis
4Pennines
Fair Do's


Penis
5A Perfect Circle
Mer de Noms


Anus
6Puscifer
"V" Is For Vagina


Pubic Hair
7Pearl Jam
Pearl Jam


Sperm
8Mushroomhead
Mushroomhead


Penis
9Mudvayne
Mudvayne


Shrimp Intestine
10Passenger of Shit
#1


Tapeworm
11Porky Vagina
Astroschwein


ya mum's gash
12Dicks
Ten Inches


Penis
13Slothrust
Of Course You Do


Algae
14Pig Destroyer
Prowler in the Yard


Cop Killa
15Soundgarden
Superunknown


A Concert Venue
16Audioslave
Audioslave


A Musician
17Stereolab
Dots and Loops


A Music Studio
18Radiohead
Amnesiac


A Music Fan
19Pantera
Metal Magic


Panther
20Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine


Don't
21Godflesh
Hymns


Bread
22Chevelle
Wonder What's Next


Car
23Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin


Lead Zeppelin
24AJJ
People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People


Andrew Jackson Jihad
25Butthole Surfers
Independent Worm Saloon


Worms
26Throbbing Gristle
20 Jazz Funk Greats


Penis
27Dope
Life


Marijuana
28Coal Chamber
Chamber Music


Rectum
29ISIS
Oceanic


Islamic State In Syria
30Celldweller
Celldweller


Prisoner
31Animal Collective
Danse Manatee


Zoo (Unless it's a farm)
32Deadmau5
4x4=12


Dead Mouse
33Deuce
Invincible (Original)


Poop
34Rabbit Junk
REframe


Penis
35SPC ECO
Fifteen


Space Echo
36Angelspit
Krankhaus


Rain
37Avey Tare
Down There


Avatar
38Flyleaf
Flyleaf


Imperial Moth
39Infected Mushroom
Classical Mushroom


Penis
40Test Icicles
For Screening Purposes Only


Testicles
41Anal Cunt
Fuckin' A


Can't figure this one out, sorry.
42Eminem
The Marshall Mathers LP


M&M
43Puddle of Mudd
Abrasive


Massive Pile of Shit
44Sausage
Riddles Are Abound Tonight


Penis
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