Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
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03.19.24 Nostalgia for the American core 2000s 03.07.24 Mort.'s 2024 pt.1
01.15.24 A love letter to Coalesce12.03.23 Bands im gonna discog cos i like em
11.28.23 Morty's 2023 fav listens 11.23.23 Metalcore that does suck
10.29.23 The Skronkman Cometh 10.23.23 Rec me an album
10.18.23 Core to check09.27.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
09.12.23 Bands sput has 'rediscovered'08.22.23 10 years of Mort.
06.22.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.206.07.23 I shall break free from guitar music
04.12.23 Mort's Cds04.08.23 Mort's vinyl
04.05.23 Review a random album game winner 2023 03.31.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.1
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A love letter to Coalesce

skronk it ahrd men m////
1Coalesce
Functioning on Impatience


Hello. do you enjoy current wave of very heavy metalcore a la Jesus Piece, full of ferocious shout along moments and big donky chugga chugga OHHHHH moments? You should listen to this album. Theres a bit where the vocals go 'YOU CANT KILL US ALL' before an absolutely donkey dicked big dunker skronker kicks off. You can spin kick to it and stop crying to Casey and Counterparts. Also only 20 mins! No excuses!

This album is: mathy, technical, skronky, big, pissed, redneck seethe metal
2Coalesce
0:12 Revolution in Just Listening


Hello. Do you like Car Bomb? Do you think theyre use of sharp tech sounds and groove with melody and skronk is pretty cool? Then you would like this album. Its less heavy handed than the above and a lot more Austin Powers catchphrase. Also more packed with lots of lil fun moments (fair bitta twang) Also only 20 mins! No excuses!

this album is: skronky, twangy, groovy, mathy (but in the more refined way that isnt just chaotic!)
3Coalesce
OX


Hello. Do you praise bands such as Every Time I Die and Norma Jean for their mix of 'southern charm' and metalcore? Then you would like this album. It has big grooves and plenty of twang and is a great comeback record

this album is: twice the length of the others i think, not so skronky, bit heftier, more diverse, twangy and southern as hell
4Coalesce/Napalm Death
In Tongues We Speak


wow a split with napalm death! thats so cool!
5Coalesce
Give Them Rope, She Said


i dunno i never really jelled with this one but you might like it xxxx

also johnny pls dont call them redneck seethe metal it hurts me
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