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Last Active 05-11-22 11:58 am Joined 09-17-08
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| Band Cocktails
Just some mixed drinks inspired by various bands I enjoy. | 1 | | Boris Heavy Rocks
"Heavy on the Rocks" 1 tab LSD dissolved in 12 oz. cold sake served over ice | 2 | | Worship Last CD Before Doomsday
"Last Drink Before Doomsday" 3 oz. vodka, 3 oz. rat poison | 3 | | Paysage d'Hiver Paysage d'Hiver
"The Wintherr" 2 oz. vodka, 1 oz. blood of pagan, 2 oz. snow from Swiss
Alps, shake until grim and frostbitten | 4 | | Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
"Wish You Were Beer" 2 oz. vodka, 3 oz. pink grapefruit juice, 1 oz. bong
water | 5 | | Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
"The Skinny Love" 1 oz. moonshine, 12 oz. PBR | 6 | | Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
"Swill of the Knaves" 2 oz. white brandy, 2 oz. white wine, 2 oz. white
grape juice | 7 | | Emerson Lake and Palmer Love Beach
"Sex on the Love Beach" 1 oz. peach schnapps, 1 oz. vodka, 1 oz.
cranberry juice, 1 oz. orange juice, 1 drop acid, sprinkle with chest hair of
Greg Lake and garnish with umbrella | 8 | | Corrupted Llenandose de Gusanos
"Llenandose de Gusanos" 4 oz. sake, 2 oz. mezcal with worm, 1 tsp of
squid ink, mix slowly for one to two | 9 | | Rush A Farewell to Kings
"The Xanadu" 2 oz. vodka, 2 oz. honeydew juice, 2 oz. milk of paradise | 10 | | Opeth Morningrise
"Nectar" 5 oz. white wine with 1970s vintage, 1 oz. elderflower liqueur,
garnish with orchid and black rose flowers | 11 | | Radiohead OK Computer
"Drunker Happier" 4 oz. vodka, 2 oz. tonic, 1 tbsp Pablo honey | 12 | | Metallica Kill 'Em All
"The Motorbreath" 1 oz. whiskey, 12 oz. imperial stout, 1 oz. tears of Dave
Mustaine | 13 | | Wintersun Wintersun
"Winter Madness" 2 oz. Nordic Mist, 1 oz. Sunny D, 3 oz. Red Bull, 1 tsp
cocaine | 14 | | Mastodon Leviathan
"Aqua Dementia" 2 oz. sweet tea vodka, 1 oz. peach schnapps, 3 oz. peach
juice, steep with shrooms | 15 | | Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
"The Dazed and Confused" steal everyone else?s drinks and mix them in
your own glass | |
AngelofDeath
11.09.11 | Cheers. | Ovrot
11.09.11 | 12 sound delicious! | Aids
11.09.11 | hahahaha i love this list. I lold several times. | JJwins
11.09.11 | these drinks make me want to throw up | Trebor.
11.09.11 | Feature | Vesper
11.09.11 | YAY, you actually did this, hahaha.
This >>>>>>>>>>> Drinkify | Wolfhorde
11.09.11 | YAY, you actually did this [2]
Was the German wordplay in 3 intentionally? If yes, it was good. | AngelofDeath
11.09.11 | Well, it's the alias of the sole artist behind Paysage d'Hiver. I agree that it's pretty clever. | Wolfhorde
11.09.11 | Makes me almost think some people in Black Metal have a very developed sense of humor. 10 & 12 made me almost fall. | RooseveltsGhost
11.09.11 | Not that I would drink anything named after a metallica song anyway, but Dave Mustaine only cries when he hears Kirk Hammet play guitar, and I do NOT want to be in the room when Mustaine gets upset. | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | bump | MO
11.10.11 | I want 12 now | Jethro42
11.10.11 | One Blanche de Chambly for me please. | MO
11.10.11 | I had one of those at dinner a couple days ago, so good. | Jethro42
11.10.11 | Oh yes. The best in the west! | Jethro42
11.10.11 | Brewed here in Montreal by Unibroue=] | MO
11.10.11 | Je sais, tres bon ;) | Jethro42
11.10.11 | Tu es Canadien toi, Metallo.... | Jethro42
11.10.11 | It's not your business Jethro. | MO
11.10.11 | Oui, a Ottawa. Ma francais n'est pas tres bien, j'etude pour trois annees, mais j'essaie. | Jethro42
11.10.11 | Ah cool, a neighbour! Ah well it's well known that French is a bitch. The secret is in the practice in order to not losing it too much. | MO
11.10.11 | Yea. My problem was I was in basic french in grade 7-8, then went to french immersion when I was in grade 9, which increased in difficulty like crazy. So I switched out and don't use it too much except for small talk with some friend's parents. | Jethro42
11.10.11 | Ah I see. Well the best way to learn is easily in the conversations, face to face. I for myself am not surrounded by English people, but I keep on watching tv programs and radio stations in English. I have to say that I was pretty good in English through my college years (practice and practice). | psykonaut
11.10.11 | another great list
gonna make 1 right now | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | I wonder if anyone will get 8. | Vesper
11.10.11 | Uh, sake because they're Japanese, and the title for 8 is Spanish for "Full of Worms", so there's that, but I don't get the squid ink bit, haha. | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | Just to make it black. And if you really want to look that deep into it, one could also say it's a reference to something else popular in Japan: tentacle porn.
And mezcal is Mexican, a reference to most of their titles and lyrics being in Spanish. | Vesper
11.10.11 | Okay, haha, makes sense.
I got the mezcal thing - I know what some drinks are, ya know. My roommate's a bartender, haha. | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | Just being thorough. ;) | DeafMetal
11.10.11 | fucking awesome | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | m/ | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | Yeah, I imagine you'd have to have a three-digit IQ to find any of this funny. | BallsToTheWall
11.10.11 | Awesome. | Vesper
11.10.11 | "a three-digit IQ"
No wonder this only has 35 comments. Heh. | Wolfhorde
11.10.11 | It's original and has style, so yeah. Obvious Baseline doesn't like it. | BallsToTheWall
11.10.11 | 2 + 2 = 5 | MO
11.10.11 | I don't get how they find tentacle porn so fascinating.. | Wolfhorde
11.10.11 | Because maybe there's some truth in stereotypes.. | sniper
11.10.11 | begging for a feature | Vesper
11.10.11 | ... Do you really want an explanation for that one, MO? | Wolfhorde
11.10.11 | I think the hidden question would be why are Asians partly so sexually fucked up? | BallsToTheWall
11.10.11 | Good call. Why is bukkake such an important aesthetic to Asian sexuality? | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | It's not, as far as I can tell, even if it originated there. | MO
11.10.11 | "... Do you really want an explanation for that one, MO?"
nah, more of just a wtf thought | BallsToTheWall
11.10.11 | I was reading on bukkake's past but I forgot. You always see these weird bukakke videos on porn sites featuring a female news anchor telling the news while suddenly being erupted upon by multiple dudes, evolving into some kind of Satanic orgy rite. Thomas Jefferson would approve of this though. | sniper
11.10.11 | good old TJ | BallsToTheWall
11.10.11 | STOP....I protest these intolerable raps... it takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your ass cause i'm mint...i'm money i'm an educated gentleman so join or die Bill cause it's all about the benjamin.
Oh and I fucked it up again. Not Jefferson but meant Franklin. | Vesper
11.10.11 | Honestly, tentacle porn and bukkake make sense as fetishes (subjugation and degradation of women mixed with male inadequacy, particularly Asian male emasculation), but no more fucked up than a lot of other fetishes out there. Outsiders just like to think of Japan as weird, so they just concentrate on the most extreme things that come out of there. :P | BallsToTheWall
11.10.11 | All one needs to do is google image Jeffree Star and realize we too are fucked. | Wolfhorde
11.10.11 | It's not just Japan, but building sperm collectors, having a big history of raping and fetishes and shit.. so it kinda makes sense. Wylie.. seriously WTF?! | AngelofDeath
11.10.11 | lol | AngelofDeath
11.24.11 | Yeah, really. | MO
11.24.11 | I'm drinkin' right now | AngelofDeath
11.24.11 | Gonna wait till tomorrow when the whole family's here lol. |
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