Quotes from The Room
Truly one of the worst movies of all-time, but one of those rare films that is so bad it's good. List also includes albums I've been listening to for the past few weeks. |
| 1 |  | Machine Head
Unto the Locust
"You're tearing mee apart, Lisa!" |
| 2 |  | Metallica
Master of Puppets
"Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?" |
| 3 |  | Edge of Sanity
Crimson
-"Denny, don yu have something to do?"
-"I just like to watch you guys" (WTF?!?!?!?!?) |
| 4 |  | Black Sabbath
Paranoid
"No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?" (WTF?!?!?!?!) |
| 5 |  | Black Sabbath
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
"I did not heet her. It's not troo. It's bullshit. I did not heet her. I did naaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhht! Oh hai Mark." (My personal favorite) |
| 6 |  | System of a Down
System of a Down
"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer." |
| 7 |  | System of a Down
Toxicity
"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off." |
| 8 |  | Joy Division
Unknown Pleasures
"Johnny, wake up!" |
| 9 |  | Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin IV
"Is he dead?" |
| 10 |  | Opeth
Blackwater Park
"All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love." |
| 11 |  | Opeth
Still Life
"Everybody betray me! I fed up with this wo-wurld!" |
| 12 |  | Rush
A Farewell to Kings
-"I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out and beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street."
-"Haw, haw, haw, haw. What a storee, Mark." (Dude, that's not funny) |
| 13 |  | Rush
Permanent Waves
"Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!" |
| 14 |  | Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
"Don't worry about that. Lee-zaw luvs yu as a person, as a human bean." (I know he said "being", but it sounded like "bean") |
| 15 |  | Iron Maiden
Somewhere in Time
"Let's go eet, huuuuh?" |
| 16 |  | Cynic
Focus
"The bank saves munnee. and thae are using mee and I am the fool." |
| 17 |  | Black Sabbath
Master of Reality
"They betrae mee, thae didn't keep ther promise, thae trick mee and I don kare aneemore." |
| 18 |  | In Flames
The Jester Race
-"Did you get your promotion?"
-"Naw"
-You didn't get it, did you?" (What part of "naw" do you not get?) |
| 19 |  | Glassjaw
Worship and Tribute
"Cheeep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheeeeep!" |
| 20 |  | Big Black
Atomizer
"How can thae sae thees about mee? I don beleev it. I show them. I will record everthing." |
| 21 |  | Rammstein
Herzeleid
"Oh hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you." |
| 22 |  | Cryptopsy
None so Vile
"Hai doggee." |
| 23 |  | Burzum
Hvis lyset tar oss
"You're my favorite customer." |
| 24 |  | Opeth
Heritage
"If everyone love each other, the wolrd would be better place to liv." |
| 25 |  | Katatonia
Brave Murder Day
"You're part of my layfe. You're everthing. I cold not live without yu, Lee-saw." |
| 26 |  | Faith No More
Angel Dust
"Don tosh mee, mollerfocker!" |
| 27 | | The Who
Who's Next
"In a foo minits, beetch." |
| 28 |  | Alice in Chains
Dirt
-" I've lost him but I still have you, right?"
-"You don't have me. You'll never have me. You killed him!"
-"Mark, we're free to be together now. I love you. I love you!"
-"Tramp! You killed him! You're the cause of all this. I don't love you! Get out of my life, bitch!" |
| 29 |  | Dark Angel
Time Does Not Heal
"Doo yoo understand layfe? Doo yoo?" |
| 30 |  | Judas Priest
Painkiller
-"Do you want me to order a pizza?"
-"Whatever, I don kare."
-"I already ordered a pizza." |
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