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Quotes from The Room

Truly one of the worst movies of all-time, but one of those rare films that is so bad it's good. List also includes albums I've been listening to for the past few weeks.
1Machine Head
Unto the Locust

"You're tearing mee apart, Lisa!"
Master of Puppets

"Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?"
3Edge of Sanity

-"Denny, don yu have something to do?"
-"I just like to watch you guys" (WTF?!?!?!?!?)
4Black Sabbath

"No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?" (WTF?!?!?!?!)
5Black Sabbath
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

"I did not heet her. It's not troo. It's bullshit. I did not heet her. I did naaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhht! Oh hai Mark." (My personal favorite)
6System of a Down
System of a Down

"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."
7System of a Down

"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off."
8Joy Division
Unknown Pleasures

"Johnny, wake up!"
9Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin IV

"Is he dead?"
Blackwater Park

"All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love."
Still Life

"Everybody betray me! I fed up with this wo-wurld!"
A Farewell to Kings

-"I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out and beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street."
-"Haw, haw, haw, haw. What a storee, Mark." (Dude, that's not funny)
Permanent Waves

"Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!"
14Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden

"Don't worry about that. Lee-zaw luvs yu as a person, as a human bean." (I know he said "being", but it sounded like "bean")
15Iron Maiden
Somewhere in Time

"Let's go eet, huuuuh?"

"The bank saves munnee. and thae are using mee and I am the fool."
17Black Sabbath
Master of Reality

"They betrae mee, thae didn't keep ther promise, thae trick mee and I don kare aneemore."
18In Flames
The Jester Race

-"Did you get your promotion?"
-You didn't get it, did you?" (What part of "naw" do you not get?)
Worship and Tribute

"Cheeep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheeeeep!"
20Big Black

"How can thae sae thees about mee? I don beleev it. I show them. I will record everthing."

"Oh hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you."
None so Vile

"Hai doggee."
Hvis lyset tar oss

"You're my favorite customer."

"If everyone love each other, the wolrd would be better place to liv."
Brave Murder Day

"You're part of my layfe. You're everthing. I cold not live without yu, Lee-saw."
26Faith No More
Angel Dust

"Don tosh mee, mollerfocker!"
27 The Who
Who's Next

"In a foo minits, beetch."
28Alice in Chains

-" I've lost him but I still have you, right?"
-"You don't have me. You'll never have me. You killed him!"
-"Mark, we're free to be together now. I love you. I love you!"
-"Tramp! You killed him! You're the cause of all this. I don't love you! Get out of my life, bitch!"
29Dark Angel
Time Does Not Heal

"Doo yoo understand layfe? Doo yoo?"
30Judas Priest

-"Do you want me to order a pizza?"
-"Whatever, I don kare."
-"I already ordered a pizza."
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