BigHands: Manly As F*ck Weekend Ahead

BigHans 02.04.11	Mods feature this.
accompliceofmydeath 02.04.11	What is this, I don't even
BigHans 02.04.11	God damn it, have to edit
omnipanzer 02.04.11	What is this, I don't even
omnipanzer 02.04.11	Tip: Skip the Buffet, you don't want to risk being sick on your big day do you?
theacademy 02.04.11	"I'm probably going to play Metallica: Guitar Hero, and completley own Hetfields vocals." sounds like a party
theacademy 02.04.11	also just about every day of my life = your saturday
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	I picture you looking like this guy. http://negative99.com/faith/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/
BigHans 02.04.11	I wish Acad. When you work two jobs, have child support bills, mortgage, a girlfriend, etc, you take every advantage you can to act like a Freshman in college. Oh wait, thats what most of you lucky bastards are. 10 years ago this was a routine weekend for me, with the only difference is I would have drank a case on Super Bowl Sunday instead of a 12 pack.
BigHans 02.04.11	Balls, I'm an educated Redneck. I used to be a metro Redneck back when I shopped at Abercrombie, Structure, and American Eagle. I'm a Redneck with a college degree from a very average Minnesota college.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	"I picture you looking like this guy." LOL
theacademy 02.04.11	"you raised your kids to respect their elders, say please and thank you, and own up to their own mistakes" i actually agree with this one... that kind of "respect" is for rednecks... when i went to college + went to one of my local friend's house and all the other kids were calling his mom "mrs. XXXX" shit blew my mind and not in a good way
omnipanzer 02.04.11	"20 oz Porterhouse" Best part of the weekend IMO ;^)
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Do you have a mullet perchance?
BigHans 02.04.11	God I wish I did.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	/facepalm
SeaAnemone 02.04.11	Hans whenever I read anything you say, I realized I have Larry the Cable Guy in my head orating your sentences. Not even kidding... realized this after watching Comedy Central the other night and he came on before I quickly changed it. Just thought you'd like to know. xoxo, Se
BigHans 02.04.11	Glad that you are thinking of me in real life Sea. Kind of creepy, but I'm flattered.
SeaAnemone 02.04.11	I was browsing Sputnik at the same time. I realized it quickly then one of my bros turned it to Jersey Shore and I was like fuck yeah.
theacademy 02.04.11	Thats funny cuz everything sea writes i read in Andy Dick's voice
BigHans 02.04.11	So then you started thinking about Balls instead? @ Sea
theacademy 02.04.11	everything balls writes i read in whoopi goldberg's voice
SeaAnemone 02.04.11	god how I despise andy dick... and yeah Hans but I'm always thinking about balls... I mean, err, Balls.
MO 02.04.11	Gotta love manly weekends. Lol at Guitar Hero Metallica.
BigHans 02.04.11	Everything Academy writes I read in Shredder's voice.
theacademy 02.04.11	fuck yea
foreverendeared 02.04.11	You guys should read The Redneck Manifesto.
theacademy 02.04.11	MANLY AS FUDGE
omnipanzer 02.04.11	I will be opting instead for Beatles Rock Band.
MO 02.04.11	I wish they'd make a Guitar Hero Masters of Metal or something, that'd be awesome
RyanWilson 02.04.11	"20 oz Porterhouse" Best part of the weekend IMO ;^) Guessing you forgot about the Superbowl part...
AnotherBrick 02.04.11	Thought about doing the blazing challenge but I hear they don't taste good and asian zing is just sooooooo good
BigHans 02.04.11	They taste better than you think. But if we go I have to do it because I was bragging about the time I pulled it off in the past, and the person I was bragging to will be there, and said he wanted to see it, cause he thinks I'm full of shit.
Counterfeit 02.04.11	dude, monster truck rally? come on bro, come on.
Inveigh 02.04.11	when I read feit's posts they're in Flava Flav voice, Maniac! sounds like anime dubbed in English awesome-sounding weekend bro
Counterfeit 02.04.11	"when I read feit's posts they're in Flava Flav voice" Fuck. Yes. I hear a Slug impersonator when veigh talks. And I hear my ex-uncle when Hans talks. Except he was absolutely fucking retarded.
Inveigh 02.04.11	irl i sound like james earl jones
Counterfeit 02.04.11	your posts will now take me infinitely longer to read, but i will feel eternally more wise after reading them.
BigHans 02.04.11	I have a deep voice. Feit Imma Kill you
Counterfeit 02.04.11	whoa man he did too kinda but he was really redneck js and even though youre ghetto as fuck you go to monster truck rallys come on bro
BigHans 02.04.11	Dude, the coolest thing is it was my girlfriends idea.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Nah, i'd say my voice is just a fusion of Julia Roberts, Aaron Eckhart and Sean William Scott.
Josh D. 02.04.11	Are you getting bonrz all weekend i am
theacademy 02.04.11	get bornr - jet
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Think i'm just gonna get all fat and sassy this weekend with Bailey's Irish on teh rocks and a back to back to back feature of Evolution, Air Heads and Encino Man.
theacademy 02.04.11	good movies. evolution is so underrated
Josh D. 02.04.11	I am going to have a manly Friday: I am currently watching The Deer Hunter and drinking instant iced tea, listening to covers of "Kiss From A Rose", will soon be reading my Gore Vidal book about the first three US presidents, doing laundry, and if my friend ever responds, beer drinking.
theacademy 02.04.11	having a manly friday so far: batman cartoons + cupcakes (not home baked, but store delivered so thats close enough). also some metal.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	fresh brewed half and half iced tea > instant. I thought you were better than that mang.
theacademy 02.04.11	ahahahahah nice burn xeno
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	IM SUPER..... THANKS FOR ASKING
omnipanzer 02.04.11	I can't drink instant tea...
theacademy 02.04.11	all things considered i couldn't be better i must say
Josh D. 02.04.11	"fresh brewed half and half iced tea > instant. I thought you were better than that mang" I don't have time for that, didn't you read? I have a busy day planned.
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	I just made brunch. Corn cakes and eggs over easy with black bean salsa, shredded cheddar, and sour cream. And like a case of Coronas. Gonna pretend like it's summer. Thank God I have the weekend off.
Josh D. 02.04.11	Brunch is so manly.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	hot water + tea bag = time it takes to make instant.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Anyone here have a sweet tomatoes restaurant?
Josh D. 02.04.11	"Thank God I have the weekend off." Has username called AngelofDeath --> thanks a god --> if there be a god, he doesn't have a sense of humor --> you go to hell for that
omnipanzer 02.04.11	"I just made brunch. Corn cakes and eggs over easy with black bean salsa, shredded cheddar, and sour cream. And like a case of Coronas. Gonna pretend like it's summer." That actually sounds fun... well sub Pacifico for the corona.
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	What the hell is a sweet tomatoes restaurant?
Josh D. 02.04.11	When I said instant iced tea, I meant the powder you mix with water. I thought that was obvious.
Josh D. 02.04.11	There are some Sweet Tomatoes around here somewhere.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	or dos equis http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/281914
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	I like Pacifico a lot better, but it's hard to find around here.
Josh D. 02.04.11	Land Shark, perhaps?
G3N3R1C 02.04.11	list needs sum brocore bands.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	Beech Bum
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	Nah, needs mo indie pop nucka.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Really healthy buffets. Absolutely delicious and they have the best god damn iced tea.
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	Ah, I think I know what you're talking about now. Yeah, there's at least one I've seen around here before.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	Really healthy buffet - oxymoron.
WeepingBanana 02.04.11	hans, random question, do you smoke weed?
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Not if you've been there panzer. I mean they have extraordinary chocolate chip and blueberry muffins and mac n cheese but bomb ass salad bar, soups and more.
Spec 02.04.11	This needs a feature. Fuck yeah.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	Jason's Deli has a bomb salad bar if you have one.
BigHans 02.04.11	Weeping - I do not, I have an addictive personality and already have major vices in booze and tobacco.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	^Werd
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	I have an addictive personality [2] This is evidenced by my sputniking, love of potatoes, Irish car bomb drinks,porn, gym, texas hold em, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Pokemon Red, and tank tops. My roomies are huge potheads but I must not indulge in that or world of warcraft for I shall become on of them.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	Nothing worse than a pothead wow-fanatic.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Fortunately my brother got off that shit but I want to start playing so bad and just go off and do random shit in that game. GOD I LOVE SANDBOX RPGS.
Blackbelt54 02.04.11	ufc fights tomorrow is manlier than monster truck
omnipanzer 02.04.11	The only thing manly about UFC is all the manly gay sex they have under the guise of "Fighting". I've seen how they hold each other.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	It's called jiujitsu and yeah it's super manly and fun, especially when you pay for 3 classes a week.
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	Not very excited for tomorrow's card to be honest. I'll wait three weeks for Penn/Fitch.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	RYAN bADER VS JON jONES IS GONNA BE EPIC. As is Forrest Griffin and Rich Franklin, Im pissed I have to work.
omnipanzer 02.04.11	sir with ALL due rspec this is the intrenetz and no place for fudge grappling or jiujitspew. You want to watch to men "pound the crap" out of each other I suggest you go to pornmma.com like a mature adult to get your kicks.
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	I think the Bader and Jones fight will be the best. I honestly expect Silva and Forrest to walk over their respective opponents. I have mad respect for Ace, but he's not exactly what he used to be. Guess it's age; I don't know.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.11	Rich is jacked yo. He was on last months M$ F mag and yeah guy looks in complete beast mode.
AngelofDeath 02.04.11	Yeah, he's still beastin for sure. Looks he decided to put on some muscle weight for the light heavyweight fight rather than fight at his normal weight. Not sure if it'll pay off.