BigHands: Better Than Black Metal

BigHands 12.22.10	Balls will summon a plethora of random birds, I will summon the might of my cock. Rock.
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	I want to disagree with you so bad but wtf Motley Crue hell yeahh
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	that being said 1 - 5 and 7 really have no business being on this list mister
BigHands 12.22.10	I am just baiting Balls to come in here and just talk like some insane madman. Yeah Im bored.
Relinquished 12.22.10	not falling for it
BigHands 12.22.10	Nah Pit Im just that bored
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Genghis Hands striking again.
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	can i play the ambient
BigHands 12.22.10	well the only thing I would be qualified to do would be to play a really poor rhythem guitar.
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Gay list is too gay to get gay about.
BigHands 12.22.10	damn it Balls
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Balls, you can do better.
BigHands 12.22.10	I think Blake can actually rip it up pretty good on the gee-tar
BigHands 12.22.10	yeah he actually can ask him about his metalcore band page they have some songs
BallsToTheWall 12.22.10	Was trying to watch porn but with this distraction i might not even make it to the 155 showing of Tron.
Apollo 12.22.10	BigHans list is BigHans-like
BigHands 12.22.10	you better get moving Balls since youre on Eastern time and all
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	Inveigh didn't learn from Malmsteen he taught Malmsteen
BigHands 12.22.10	Become Wrath. Become Cock Rawk.
Hawks 12.22.10	Lol.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	And Inveigh got taught by Hendrix' puke.. or his pinky. It's not clear.
Apollo 12.22.10	lol The Darkness
BigHands 12.22.10	That Darkness album is one of the ones on here that actually objectively rules. Along with G'N'R, Motley, Halen, and Jackyl. And Alabama Thunderpussy. Basically the only ones that suck are Buckcherry and Airbourne and possibly FasterPussycat
IndomitableSpirit 12.22.10	What? Faster Pussycat are awesome, it's Buckcherry and Airbourne that are the two worst mainstream rock bands ever
Inveigh 12.22.10	I was actually taught the guitar by Tom Brady. yes, that asshole is good at everything. my crappy old metalcore band (ever wonder where my user name came from?) does have songs on last.fm and purevolume. we used to have a sweet-ass myspace but it eventually got shut down by our butthurt drummer after i didn't want to "get the band going again" but I'm pretty decent with teh shredz
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	the darkness fucking sucks. what are you trying to pull here Hans?
Inveigh 12.22.10	he's trying to pull on the collective cock (rock) of sputnik to usher us into an era of manliness
BigHands 12.22.10	the main motivation was I wanted Balls to come in here spout some of his insane shit about summoning wizards of death and fucking goth chicks while slitting their throats into goblets and sacrificing their guts to the god of the forest and shit like that. Cause its hilarious.
BigHands 12.22.10	What? Faster Pussycat are awesome, ^ They are all or nothing Spirit. Their good songs are great, everything else is pretty terrible.
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	yes because Aqua-Net teased hair, leather pants and copious mascara are so fukin MANLY.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Internet in general is hilarious.
Inveigh 12.22.10	I'm not going to lie, I used to love getting wasted to that Darkness album when I was a freshman in college
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	oh and well if that was your intent Hans this is a noble list indeed.
Inveigh 12.22.10	"yes because Aqua-Net teased hair, leather pants and copious mascara are so fukin MANLY. " um, last time I checked, we're in Amurrica, right?
BigHands 12.22.10	Alabama Thunderpussy is an uber manly band. They are actually stoner metal, not cock rock, but their name fits the bill.
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	oh right veigh, sorry. lemme go throw on my chaps and head down to the biker bar I dont feel MAN ENOUGH.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	http://www.badrecordcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/manowar.jpg Manliest dudes evurz!
BigHands 12.22.10	Manowar rules hard
Inveigh 12.22.10	lol Yeti i'll meet you there in 10 min order me a cosmo if you don't mind but in all honesty a lot of this list is straight up awesome, especially if you're filthy stinkin drunk
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	^ lol. @Hands: Still, they've used more oil in this picture than any hardcore porn ever.
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	Manowar...FUCKYES. and Apple-tinis my favorite Pit how did you know? and Veigh I'm here, Ive got 2 cosmo's waiting at the place next to me, my tini, and muh chaps.
BigHands 12.22.10	Yeti is the dream pop authority guys of course he like Cosmos
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	"Is it manly to just whip your cock out and swing it around at a major intersection?" a scholarly saint of a man once told me: "When in doubt. Whip it out." the answer is obviously yes.
BigHands 12.22.10	you mean like they do in Richmond, VA Pit?
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	I feel like in my school. A HUUUUUGE homo temple.
BigHands 12.22.10	lol I dont know why I find it so funny when you say that but I do
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Crap. We're out of beer.
AngelofDeath 12.22.10	While I love 8 and 10... just no.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	No, thanks. I'd rather go for an Ale. Might hit the Irish Pub t'morrow.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Not here. Non alcoholic beer ain't fun.
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	O'Douls is just wrong.
alachlahol 12.22.10	oh man the Darkness great album to get shitfaced to
BigHands 12.22.10	It really is
Athom 12.22.10	I've got 20 bucks on Wylie.
BigHands 12.22.10	pfffff
alachlahol 12.22.10	pit i'll get drunk to kelly clarkson doesn't matter
Athom 12.22.10	thats because since youve been gone is the jam
BigHands 12.22.10	I prefer Behind These Hazel Eyes
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	"O'Douls is just wrong. " Any non-alcoholic "beer" is wrong.
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	adam thomas on fucking point today. Kelly over Darkness any day, any time.
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	it's not beer then ; )
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	I may check out some of the beers on Angels list. Hell, that would be an awesome christmas present.
alachlahol 12.22.10	kelly has that sex starved angsty vibe in all of her songs that just makes me want to pound beers
AggravatedYeti 12.22.10	I'd buy a sixer of Boston Lager over Heiney's any day. worlds better and the same price not to mention you should be able to find them in most bars/stores in the US. Same with Sierra Nevada. Heineken fucking sucks imported.
JamieTwort 12.22.10	Fuck yes list speaks the truth
Inveigh 12.22.10	Heineken's ok, but yeah for the price there are tons of beers I'd rather drink. I don't care for Boston Lager that much, but I like most of the Sam Adams seasonal brews. plus Goose Island Mild Winter or 312, Beck's, Stella, Grolsch, Peroni, St. Paulie Girl, Redhook Blonde Ale or even some delicious Woodchuck cider are all about the same price.
Inveigh 12.22.10	yeah Goose Island root beer is the shiznit. I filled in on guitar for my buddy's band wayyyy back in the day and we played a gig at Goose Island. was pretty cool. idk if you can find their brews in Nebraska, but if so you should check out 312, Mild Winter Ale or Honker's Ale Nick -- fucking delicious. If you're feeling like spluring drop about $15 on a four pack of their Matilda -- it's like 12% abv
Inveigh 12.22.10	haha yep just like me foolishly spending my hard earned dimes on booze and smokes
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Original Heineken is okay, but yeah there are loads of better beers. Though I have to say I don't know most of the U.S. brands mentioned here. Only time I drank American beer was when I was visiting a pal in Maryland. Eastern-Europe beer is usually not that bad. Especially czech beer. I don't wanna know how much money I've already spent alone on mead & beer.
omnipanzer 12.22.10	Flying dog has a double IPA that'll pop the top of your head off.
Inveigh 12.22.10	did you mean flying monkey?
omnipanzer 12.22.10	nope, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Dog_Brewery flying dog out of Maryland. known for there tire bite ale.
omnipanzer 12.22.10	oddly enough I found them for the first time while I was in New Orleans. Drank it with my Dixie and My Abita. ;^) great stuff
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Maybe it was even that one I drank. The only thing I still remember 'bout it that it was an Ale. And it was pretty good.
omnipanzer 12.22.10	Stone IPA is awesome as well.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	I think I need to test this Dogfish. Have been reading pretty good things 'bout it.
Wolfhorde 12.22.10	Don't you have like - pretty fucked up restrics 'bout alc in most states in the U.S. ? Tell me something. I live in Southern-Palatinate - out in the sticks of Germany, no real cities here. Just tons of jerkwater towns here.
BigHans 04.14.11	Bumping old list since Black Metal is popular today.
0vrot 04.14.11	Fuck yeah Jackyl
TheSpirit 04.14.11	bighans i love you
rjmunthe 04.14.11	kvlt
BigHans 04.14.11	ilu2 Spirit you bmf
Wolfhorde 04.14.11	Let's continue the beer discussion.
AngelofDeath 04.14.11	I met the pres of Flying Dog brewery once. I was in some kind of cooking competition they sponsored while I was still in culinary school.
dnor 04.14.11	thanks for the invite to your post-metal ambient hiphop band nick. way to be a friend... /sarcasm.
BigHans 07.12.13	best list ever
JamieTwort 07.12.13	Agreed.
KILL 07.12.13	m/