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We all get into fights and scuffles now and then. i find it's always best to pack a bit of heat, you know? Have some hidden weapons on you at all times, just to even out the odds a bit. Here is my favourtite weapons ranked (and no guns because that's cheating):
1Miike Snow
Miike Snow

Brass Knuckles. just a personal favourites. hide them under some gloves to surprise the opponent. Strike the face for maximum damage.
2Fleetwood Mac

Baseball Bat. Crack their skull like it's a watermelon.

Spiked Knuckles. Very effective, but get's a bit messy. my suites are hard to dry clean ya know.
4Girl Talk
Feed the Animals

Nun Chucks. yes, is impractical as they may seem, a well aimed blow with this weapon will leave your opponent begging for death. just try not to smash yourself in the face.

Fighting Staff. good for keeping out of range of your opponent. aim for the face for maximum damage
6Old Man Gloom
Meditations In B

Slingshot. not a pussy elementary school one, but a fucking obliterator. shit takes me back to my zelda days.
7Horse the Band
Desperate Living

Bare Fists. sometimes it is more gratifying to feel flesh on flesh. learn proper punching techniques or you may split your knuckles or break your hand.
Swans EP

Lead Pipe. similar to the baseball bat, but more effective (therefore more bloody). aim for the face for maximum damage.

Samurai Sword. yes, some may say this is too low, but it's hard to walk around with one of these and not get noticed by the authorities. sucks for them though, cause if they try to bust my ass what are they gonna do? i have a samurai sword.
10 Barry White
Can't Get Enough

My Cock, is my most deadly weapon. Aim for the face for maximum damage.
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