Spec: Obnoxious Assholes That Show Up For Every Concert.

Spec 12.03.10	How is Sputnik this hungover, Friday morning... err afternoon?
Winsomniac 12.03.10	I'm 7 and 1, lol.
Terrifyer 12.03.10	Obnoxious Assholes That Show Up For Every Cuntish Concert I Attend
Spec 12.03.10	Fuck you Winsomniac.
Winsomniac 12.03.10	Too busy doin' my thang, man.
TheJackal 12.03.10	I bet most of those people use sputnik to be honest, but yeah sweaty topless fat guys are the worst
Megadeth 12.03.10	hardcore dancers must be killed
Winsomniac 12.03.10	I listen to The Ghost Inside. What do you want from me? lol.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	"fowl language" does this involve lots of clucking and maybe some quacking and stuff?
WhiteWallStargazers 12.03.10	Hardcore dancers are annoying. I don't mind if you stay in your circle, but really, don't kick me in the face when I'm not even paying attention to you.
Winsomniac 12.03.10	I open up enough space. But seriously, I dont listen to aggressive junz just to stand there wide-eyed at shows. Plus, you don't know how hard it is to stay energetic if the entire crowd is a bunch of kids kind of just staring at you and not moving at all. SPINKICK
Spec 12.03.10	MOSH PIT
darthbarf 12.03.10	you forgot about the guy on ecstasy who keeps rubbing your back
WhiteWallStargazers 12.03.10	I agree Winsomniac, just depends what band. If it's a jun jun band I'm all for it, but if it's a more technical band I like to watch the musicians
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	"you forgot about the guy on ecstasy who keeps rubbing your back" nope that only happens to you
Winsomniac 12.03.10	Lol, I'm not bad enough to mosh at, say, La Dispute. That's just silliness.
Spec 12.03.10	you forgot about the guy on ecstasy who keeps rubbing your back Haven't experienced that yet.
Winsomniac 12.03.10	'you forgot about the guy on ecstasy who keeps rubbing your back' wtf kind of shows do you go to, man?
Spec 12.03.10	Just kick their ass.
Counterfeit 12.03.10	when i saw korn like 2 years ago it was really cold and i had a blanket around me. some stoned shirtless guy came up to me and was like "omg this blanket is so soft i bet its so warm whered you get it omg" was awesome.
Sowing 12.03.10	haha this list is hilarious. nice job, and so true.
WhiteWallStargazers 12.03.10	Yes Andcas, girls that stand there and glare if they get hit. . its so annoying
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	i still can't understand what you're doing cuckooing and quacking and clucking and cawing and chirping at a show for. maybe the parents are looking at you like that because you're making weird fucking noises at a concert
Counterfeit 12.03.10	how about the drunk dad who thinks everybody is checking out his 16 year old daughter, even though no one is? and starts shit with em all. even though everyone is really lookin at all the slutty 20 year olds.
Megadeth 12.03.10	at a metallica show there was this old guy pointing out mosh pits to security to get them to stop what kind of un metal shit is that why was he there
couldwinarabbit 12.03.10	I hate people who: look at the band, put their hands in the air, sing along, tap their foot, move.
bungy 12.03.10	I hate crowd surfers
Counterfeit 12.03.10	oh yeah dudes. at this outdoor venue in cadott its gay as fuck the front of the stage is all vip and it is lined with benches so theres like no moshing there and the moshing on the outskirts behind the fences is always broken up by some nerdy security dude holy shit so gay.
Phideaux 12.03.10	I somehow always end up stuck behind 10. and I'm 6'2'' so i get 2 a lot too.
Spec 12.03.10	Cracked rules.
bungy 12.03.10	I hate: 1. People who think they deserve to be closer to the stage than you when there is clearly no room. 2. People who are loud and really stupid at the same time. 3. People who refuse to act enthusiastic or excited. TIME TO DANCE 4. People who shout the same thing at the band more than 17 times. 5. People who crowd surf the whole time.
Spec 12.03.10	It says -cracked at the end!
Spec 12.03.10	I ran out of idea's and used that one. It's kind of obvious seeing as the description is much longer than all the others too.
couldwinarabbit 12.03.10	"People who shout the same thing at the band more than 17 times." What if you are front row at Sonic Youth and Kim is 10 feet from you. Is it then acceptable to scream "I love you Kim" 17 times over the hour?
Spec 12.03.10	I hate it when people constantly jump on my back, trying to crowd surf. That's a negative about being tall.
731 12.03.10	its not obvious because you didn't mention it in the description
Spec 12.03.10	Yes I did. It still says at the end of the description. Would you prefer I change it?
Spec 12.03.10	Yes! ETID
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	okay fuck this i'm going to stop being nice now. change "fowl language" now you ignorant fuck
Realm 12.03.10	The setlist generator and Freebird guy are the worst.
Spec 12.03.10	Hey. If they can't tolerate my bird noises they can GTFO.
Counterfeit 12.03.10	im that guy that like jumps around singing along n shit. at a Godspeed concert.
HenchmanOfSanta 12.03.10	"I'm 6'3 and there is nothing I can do about it. Go stand somewhere else if it bothers you so much." You're that tall guy that cuts through a crowd and stands directly in front of the short guy (me), aren't you? At Between the Buried and Me some guy walked up and said "excuse me," so I let him through. He took two steps and placed himself exactly in front of me. I am 5'5".
FromDaHood 12.03.10	There's this one short black guy with a big afro that goes to all the 'core' shows in the Detroit area. He's the man.
Spec 12.03.10	There's this one short black guy with a big afro that goes to all the 'core' shows in the Detroit area. He's the man. Yes
disposablehero94 12.03.10	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-pG7jSjL0 at this concert i was nearly pummeled in the face by the Hardcore Dancer (the asshole at 1:30) and watched this poor kid get his nose broken by The Obnoxious Drunk
Spec 12.03.10	I fucked my nose last night when I headbanged into a dudes shoulder.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	damnit I hate you so much right now Spec
disposablehero94 12.03.10	what band did you see?
FromDaHood 12.03.10	That's what you get for headbanging
couldwinarabbit 12.03.10	...I got to different types on concerts than you guys.
ffs 12.03.10	everyone is an obnoxious asshole
AnotherBrick 12.03.10	oooooo shit. someone dun get banned again
Spec 12.03.10	Gwar.
FromDaHood 12.03.10	Did you get any slave blood on you?
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	nothing about that sounds appealing
Spec 12.03.10	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beg_hAGRXvM Misery Signals played "Year Summer Ended In June" and Jesse was there to do vocals. One of the most energetic shows i'v been to. Jesse's vocal parts still give me chills every time.
Winsomniac 12.03.10	Balls > pain
WhiteWallStargazers 12.03.10	THE CHARIOT SHOWS ARE AMAZING
Trundle 12.04.10	lol fucking hardcore dancing
dr2den 12.04.10	should have showed the kids parents your cock
FyodorDostoevsky 12.04.10	"seriously go to a trash talk show FyodorDostoevsky. Most fun show next to the chariot and Etid in crowd fun." I'll keep an eye out but I doubt they'll come to where I live
FyodorDostoevsky 12.04.10	I don't care how old you are, going to see Rush is better than anything else you could be doing
Trundle 12.04.10	^hahah awesome
FyodorDostoevsky 12.04.10	I want that guy to be my friend
North0House 12.04.10	We should round up all 10 of those concert-going types and send them to a Justin Bieber concert in mobs.
BadgerOverdose 12.04.10	The worst people are the fat guys who take off their shirts to reveal a body like Chewbacca would have after gaining 200 pounds.
taxidermist 12.04.10	This list is win.
taxidermist 12.04.10	Not gonna lie though. Hardcore dancing is fun as shit.
cvlts 12.04.10	seriously, if someone came at me with that 2 attitude I'd knock the living shit out've em. Now they ain't in the way any more.
Kimm 12.04.10	I was at a show last night too! The right side of my face has a nice bruise on it from getting hit in the face somehow. Either a fist or a foot.
Kimm 12.04.10	I was in a couple times but not much. I was at the front for For Today...of course.
Satellite 12.04.10	good list spec. i'm 6-1 (which at most punk shows is freakishly tall) and i love being in the front row. can't stand when people tap me on the shoulder and ask to switch places. ummmmm, no? hardcore dancers need to be sterilized.
Satellite 12.04.10	shit yeah man. shoulda seen me at the lcd soundsystem show a couple weeks ago. i still drunkenly jump around like crazy, but i think my moshing days are over.
taxidermist 12.04.10	My moshing days were over almost two years ago. Fucked up my knee pretty bad :/
FyodorDostoevsky 12.04.10	this was just cracking me up and I have to share it with sputnik: http://imgur.com/j8jF0.jpg
taxidermist 12.04.10	Hardcore dancing at least. I'll still get in a push pit m/ Edit: And a circle pit.
snerefedsav 12.04.10	i hate when people are unnecessarily enthusiastic. but most of all, i hate crowd surfers. shit's overrated and annoying for other people, especially when they're flailing around stupidly and kicking you in the head. kill yourselves.
taxidermist 12.04.10	Yes, crowd surfers can be annoying. Especially when they keep going back and the security has to keep bringing him down.
North0House 12.04.10	Yea, just drop crowd surfers. The more unconscious crowd surfers, the better.
North0House 12.04.10	Hey, Fyodor, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Az10dr0xZY
Satellite 12.04.10	"i hate when people are unnecessarily enthusiastic." yeah, seriously, fuck anyone who isn't standing in the back with their arms crossed.
Kimm 12.04.10	Okay if you're at a show, there is no unnecessary enthusiasm.
Kimm 12.04.10	Thanks Hep, I got it.
Trundle 12.04.10	If someone ever kicked me while they were hardcore dancing I'd just have two words for them. Thai clinch.
taxidermist 12.04.10	@North0House Fuckin' lol. Afraid of peaches.
Satellite 12.04.10	being excited about anything isn't cool.
North0House 12.04.10	@ Taxidermist. yeah, I swear, there are some weird people out there lol. It'd suck to not be able to eat a peach though.
wyankeif1337 12.04.10	I'd give this list head, it's that awesome (and accurate).
BSX 12.04.10	@FyodorDostoevsky - LOLZ at Darren and Amanda. People Like Tina need to die
Kimm 12.04.10	I wonder if maybe they just do it for the show.
taxidermist 12.04.10	@North0House Man they were dicks to him. Even when he went into his corner, did you notice how the peach video came up on the TV next to him? Shit was funny. Personally though, I'm not a big peach fan. I love oranges. @KimmsightMatters Maybe. There's plenty of Phobias out there.
Jakeitwasaghost 12.04.10	I hate the "finger tapping" that kids do at shows.
Kimm 12.04.10	I think I legit have a phobia of being tickled.
Jakeitwasaghost 12.04.10	I'm pretty sure I did a list about a bunch of crazy phobias. Pteronophobia – Fear of being Tickled by Feathers
FyodorDostoevsky 12.04.10	99% of those shows are fake with actors.
Kimm 12.04.10	I also DEFINITELY have a phobia of being pinned down or trapped. Ride restraints and such...if I got stuck I'd freak. Heights don't bother me, I actually rather like them. Spiders I'vr tried to get used to but for some reason I just really hate them.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.04.10	@BSX those are the ones that cracked me up too
Kimm 12.04.10	Imma find your list and BUMP it.
Kimm 12.04.10	I'm hoping no one noticed that. If you did...don't ask.
Blackbelt54 12.04.10	lol great list
tkxxx7 12.04.10	I know I'm late, but I may have been the short black guy.
taxidermist 12.04.10	Cockroaches freak me the fuck out.
Winsomniac 12.04.10	That's because they're nasty as fuck.
Realm 12.04.10	list sux
North0House 12.04.10	Dolls, they scare the crap out of me.
Kimm 12.04.10	Realm sux
Winsomniac 12.04.10	Haterz gonna hate.
North0House 12.04.10	Everything sux.
North0House 12.04.10	double post.
Kimm 12.04.10	http://www.cracked.com/article_18830_the-6-creepiest-places-earth-part-2.html For you, North.
North0House 12.04.10	Oh thanks, I've always wanted to see that.
Spec 12.04.10	Yeah seriously fuck anyone who isn't standing at the back with their arms crossed. Made me LAWL
DeafMetal 12.04.10	People don't fucking push mosh or windmill or headbang anymore. NINJAS AND HARDCORE DANCERS CAN FOAD!
qwe3 12.04.10	"I'm 6'3 and there is nothing I can do about it. Go stand somewhere else if it bothers you so much." this. so hard.
DeafMetal 12.05.10	I saw ninjas at a Suffocation show and mauled them.
DeafMetal 12.05.10	Lol comedic gold.
Scoot 12.14.10	Fuck 2, I was with my girlfriend at Alexisonfire (who is 5'2) and me being 5'11 I figured we'd be okay. Little did I know that apparently people who are 6'2 have friends that are 6'3 and 6'4, and that tall people all like to stand together in droves. Eventually we found space, but still. Spread the fuck out.
Yazz_Flute 12.14.10	haha I convinced my dad to take me to an Opeth concert when I was 14 or so, I swear I was the only minor in there.
DinoX 12.14.10	This list is full of truth
KatieKnight 01.03.11	Love this list. LMFAO.
foreverendeared 01.03.11	FUCKING "FOWL" LANGUAGE STILL PISSING ME OFF DAMNIT
RiversCuomo 01.03.11	the camera on my iPhone has 5 megapixels but ok
SamuelJKrieg 01.03.11	'Love this list. LMFAO.' listmaker is pretending to be a girl not kidding