User
Reviews 17 Approval 79%
Soundoffs 10 News Articles 4 Band Edits + Tags 5 Album Edits 13
Album Ratings 368 Objectivity 79%
Last Active 10-04-10 4:21 pm Joined 05-25-09
Review Comments 5,312
| Snakes. Are Fxxking Sick!
So I spent the day at a friend's house. She's been watching a little pet snake for a friend of hers that is on vacation and all that. The snake's name is Yuya and it's got to be the cutest reptile I've ever seen in my life. I got to feed it and it totally caught me off guard. Up until that point it was the chillest little guy ever. Then BAM, takes the mouse right out of my hand faster than I could see, and then proceeds to dislocate her jaw and swallow it whole. Almost got my finger too. Fucking awesome shit. | 1 | | Kvelertak Kvelertak
This album is so nearly perfect, the only flaw being that I don't speak Norweigan and I can't scream along the insanely awesome, insanely catchy hardcore/black metal fusion. Best album of the year, most fucking definitely. | 2 | | Disfear Live the Storm
The drums sound like... the sound of a car engine blended smoothly with the sounds of an artillery barrage. Riffs riffs riffs riffs and stuff. Harcore, I need more of it. | |
Yeahtoast
07.21.10 | What kinda snake dude? I've got 2 they're epic. | Zip
07.21.10 | You better fucking believe it. If you're scared of snakes or some pussy bullshit like that, fuck off. | Zip
07.21.10 | Cord Snake, little bitty thing right now, it's just a baby. | bloc
07.21.10 | I fucking looooooooove snakes. Definitely my favourite animal. | Counterfeit
07.21.10 | Friend had a corn snake a while ago. was pretty epic, not gonna lie. | Zip
07.21.10 | I think I meant to say corn... haha. yeah I want one so badly now. | Yeahtoast
07.21.10 | I have a corn snake and a pastel ball python, beautiful snake. | Yeahtoast
07.21.10 | Gonna check out 1, lot of people seem to be liking it around here at the minute. | jordecai
07.21.10 | Saw 1 supporting Converge last week, they were pretty good.
Been meaning to get it, you reckon it's worth a shout then? | Photon
07.21.10 | Yeah i don't like snakes ..dropped in to say 1 is amazing and i like the fact the lyrics are in their local language | parksungjoon
09.16.21 | where Snake. | parksungjoon
09.17.21 | KVELEEEERTAAAAKKK | rufinthefury
09.17.21 | I loved that first Kvelertak album and then the second Kvelertak album came out and it was the same album | parksungjoon
09.17.21 | lol ur kinda not wrong
if they had the best tunes from each on one 40 min LP it would have been sick tho |
|