buckfutter: Where In The "Mother F*ck?"

buckfutter 06.14.10	Where in the world is BigHans?!?!?!?
Inveigh 06.14.10	I'd be absolutely shocked if he was missing for a reason not listed here. the question is, which one of these is it?
Inveigh 06.14.10	and I think it goes without saying, but The Mother Fuckers approve of this list.
Apollo 06.14.10	my vote is for #1 that or he is currently crossing the atlantic ocean on the back of a great white shark to join Poseidon in his ruling of the great white seas.
DiceMan 06.14.10	Hans has awful taste in music anyways. He's probably lost at sea fighting Moby Dick.
Inveigh 06.14.10	you dare insult the taste of a TMF member? that's pretty risky dude, just sayin.
Maniac! 06.14.10	I think Nick should call his mother. He might hear Hans over there.
buckfutter 06.14.10	That was a bit low Maniac!. Below the belt! The ref takes a point away!
Apollo 06.14.10	yeah dude Hans actually has really good music taste, js.
Inveigh 06.14.10	guys we're getting distracted, where is BigHans?!
Apollo 06.14.10	I left a theory! Send me a pic
Sowing 06.14.10	theory #1 seems the most plausible
buckfutter 06.14.10	Apollo- You have to have the winning theory. We will only know the truth when(and if) hans returns.
Inveigh 06.14.10	damn, what happened to the Appetite artwork? why do albums with apostraphes show up for a second then disappear?
buckfutter 06.14.10	I know, it disappears as mysteriously as Hans
Inveigh 06.14.10	maybe Hans and Axl have retreated into seclusion to plan a riot in Montreal..
buckfutter 06.14.10	Maybe.... but a burning Hetfield would be needed for that
Inveigh 06.14.10	well I imagine Hetfield's alcohol tolerance is so low at this point that they'd be able to spike his drink without him noticing and kidnap him. or maybe Hans has finally decided to create an alt and he's now conjuring up some diabolical schemes.
AggravatedYeti 06.14.10	I'm gonna pick 4. mostly because if there is any other legitimate reason besides that -- I don't care -- THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.
8bit 06.14.10	I think he went on vacation and he didn't tell anyone.
Inveigh 06.14.10	he wouldn't leave without telling the other members of TMF. at least the charter members. that would just be foolish, we have too many enemies for him to do something like that.
Inveigh 06.14.10	a BigHans quote from the original TMF list: "Well, I am going to prove my Motherfucker status today and see if I can still down a case in 24 hours. Its been about 8 years since Ive attempted this. I have an annual, all-day golf/drinking event at the lake today, and I'm going to drink like a fucking champ, because unlike you Micks and Wops (Inveigh, Pit), I'm a Norweigan Viking, descendant of manly men who downed mead while sailing on mighty ships on journeys to sack and destroy lesser men. Wish me luck boys, if you don't hear from me Monday it means I am officially too old and didn't make it out alive this time." now, not making it out alive doesn't seem too likely. However, alcohol-induced adventure of epic proportions does. it's up to us to figure out just what path our missing comrade ended up taking.
buckfutter 06.14.10	I dunno, HobertRollier. Then again, I bet they'd rather talk to me than a user who refers to himself in the third person because he has an "Inferiority Complex"
8bit 06.14.10	holy shit bighans might be in some trouble! do you guys have other information other than his sputnik account?
Inveigh 06.14.10	I'm facebook friends with him
Apollo 06.14.10	HobertRollier is just sad because his mommy never hugged him. Hes too fucking ugly and no one has ever loved him. Poor Hobert.
Inveigh 06.14.10	we have a BigHans sighting on the original Mother F*ckers list! quick, before he tells us where he was, submit your answers! I'm going with Theory #2.
HobertRollier 06.14.10	can you hip hop?
BigHans 06.14.10	Yeah just to give you all a recount, I drank 14 beers, probably 10 shots, and a half a liter of Vodka between 10 AM Saturday and 4 AM on Sunday. Although I would have survived this with no help in the past, I was aided by Chaser pills this time, so I managed to live through it. I didnt hurt that I took down a 20 oz Porterhouse and 3 hamburgers over the course of the day. Yesterday I was too busy sleeping it off, checking my fantasy team, and banging my old lady to post. Had to actually work this morning.
Inveigh 06.14.10	damnit Hans, you were supposed to play along with one of the theories! sounds like a Mother Fuckin weekend nonetheless.
BigHans 06.14.10	Haha, I guess it goes to show I probably post way too much if I wait two hours after my first usual post for the day and Pit is sending out a search party. By the way, 2 or 5 are the most plausible guesses for my behavior.
buckfutter 06.14.10	Yea, I'm partial to 2 and 5 as well
Inveigh 06.14.10	hah, I forgot about that guy. yeah, where'd he go?
BigHans 06.14.10	And musicaddiction 101 continues the streak of everyone on here who has ever accused me of having bad taste having As the Roots Undo 5'd.
alachlahol 06.15.10	Brylawski was banned