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User
Album Ratings 722
Objectivity 87%
Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
Joined 01-01-70
Review Comments 2,164
| Sputnik Bloopers
I know, I know. One list per day. Bla bla bla breaking the rule. Seriously, this site is so dead today, who the fuck cares? Anyways, these are my favorite reviews on here. Yes, they are all either a)terrible, or b) just downright funny. Here are my top five. | | 5 |  | Brokencyde
I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33754
Br00talsamitch, at it again!!!! | | 4 |  | Dead Kings
Dead Kings
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=36328
Oh, God, the humanity. | | 3 |  | Converge
Jane Doe
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=35854
Can't tell if this is a joke or something written by a user without a proper functioning brain. | | 2 |  | Suicide Silence
No Time to Bleed
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33030
And this guy is serious? | | 1 |  | Emmure
Felony
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33802
This had me spewing milk out of my nostrils. | |
buckfutter
05.25.10 | Jesus christ, am I bored..... | Inveigh
05.25.10 | dude Rembrandt's TDAGARIM review is pretty hilarious | buckfutter
05.25.10 | I need to check that. | BigHans
05.25.10 | Comment on my sweet list bro. Actually, I'm going to drill your mom now that you bumped my list down ;)
Sorry bro, sometimes I miss the old pit. | buckfutter
05.25.10 | That's okay, mother or not bighans, you're still cool for letting me use your sister as a Sperm Bank. | buckfutter
05.25.10 | The funny thing is MJ, I thought you had. I read it yesterday and the first thing that came to mind was that it was you | BigHans
05.25.10 | I dont have a sister, but I imagine if I did she would need cum gutters around her head after you were through with her. | buckfutter
05.25.10 | Lol cum gutters | Parallels
05.25.10 | i think the reason the sites dead is everyone is still in shock over dio and the slipknot dudes deaths... plus isis' breakup = a sad week for sputnik | Inveigh
05.25.10 | "i think the reason the sites dead is everyone is still in shock over dio and the slipknot dudes deaths... plus isis' breakup = a sad week for sputnik"
or that dogshit guy annoyed everyone into leaving | buckfutter
05.25.10 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=36545
That is what I remember Rembrandt by. | AliW1993
05.25.10 | first comment on 5 made me lol | qwe3
05.25.10 | needs more christian coffee shops | AngelofDeath
05.25.10 | Dude, that Eisley review is the thing of legends. So classic. | iBosley
05.25.10 | thread in 4 is lol | sweetfeet
06.02.10 | I can wrap my head around how these mother fuckers managed to create an account, let alone write a review.
I'd like to have a conversation with that Br00talsamitch bloke face to face, to find out if he has down syndrome, it's the only explanation I can think of.
He could be personally responsible for perpetuating the stereotype that all metalheads are fucking meatheads. | sweetfeet
06.02.10 | And then, of course, I forget the 't in can't... | buckfutter
06.02.10 | Lol, MJ. That review equates to the shot you hit against the Cavs in the Eastern Conference title 20 years ago |
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