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Last Active 05-19-10 11:56 pm
Joined 03-22-09
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| News Mod Is A Myth
So I finally hit 500 news articles and I pretty much have nothing to
show for it except a number in my profile. Well with that said, I do
enjoy bringing all you news daily most of the time and discussing
said news items. I may or may not stop posting news, I haven't
decided yet, but another 500 isn't looking to be worth it. Anyway,
here are 10 of my favorite news articles of the past year. | | 1 |  | Opeth
Still Life
Opeth Bus Crash: So a guy decides to kill himself and what more metal way to do it than
ramming your car into fucking Opeth's tour bus? No better way, thats the answer. It's
probably not good to laugh at this situation but I found it hilarious on many levels, easily
the funniest news of 09. | | 2 |  | Ludwig van Beethoven
Symphony No. 9, D Minor, Op. 125...
Beethoven Carriage Crash: Genius parody article by Mr. Downer, definitely made me laugh at the
time. | | 3 |  | Lady Gaga
The Fame Monster
Lady Gaga Confirmed a Woman: Yeah an article posted by me using Huffington Post
as a source, what of it? | | 4 |  | Portugal. The Man
American Ghetto
American Ghetto Announcement: Actually pretty much all the news leading up to the
release of the album, but the initial announcement was such an awesome surprise as
Portugal. is one of my favorite bands. | | 5 |  | Iluvatar
Iluvatar
"Don't Go on The Forums:" I hope I'm not the only one who remembers
this, but there was an article posted by one of the mods saying not to go
to the forums, then it was edited to say Iluvatar is gay or something, and it
just kept getting edited. Hilarity ensued. | | 6 |  | Fugazi
The Argument
Fugazi Stage Banter Surfaces: 40 minutes of Fugazi stage banter in one
audio file. I never thought listening to a band talk to 40 minutes straight
would be an enjoyable experience but it was amazing. | | 7 | | Faith No More
King For a Day, Fool For a Lifetime
Faith No More Reunite: Easily the best re (well maybe if Jawbox panned
out...) of the year. Still waiting for these fucks to come to NYC. | | 8 |  | Killswitch Engage
Alive or Just Breathing
Howard Jones Knocks up Pornstar: So this one never made it to Sputnik but it was a
lolacaust. Apparently Howard Jones had to leave the tour because he knocked up
pornstar Allie Foster and left her with the unborn kid. Then Allie posted pictures of her
baby bump and said how much of an asshole Howard is. After all that Allie claimed a
hacker got into her twitter account and made that all up. I still think its true. | | 9 |  | Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish...
Gold fucking Cobra: AOTY | | 10 |  | Opeth
Blackwater Park
Opeth 20th Anniversary Tour/BWP Legacy Edition: What better news than
one of my favorite bands of all time is coming around and playing BWP in full
plus another full set? On top of that they're re-releasing the album with a
DVD. Double awesome. | |
Prophet178
04.05.10 | 500! At least until my articles get d-eleted. | bloc
04.05.10 | But there's no such thing as a news mod, is there? A mod is someone who takes care of the whole damn site, not just the news section. | Willie
04.05.10 | You're right, it is a myth. I think they shit-canned the idea of having a news mod when Thor quit. | Prophet178
04.05.10 | Chan's new user list deceived me. | Deviant.
04.05.10 | So much gold material was sadly underused in that KsE news thread | Ire
04.05.10 | CORRUPTION! | Romulus
04.05.10 | THEY'RE PLAYING A SHOW IN NEW YORK MAN GO SEE IT AND TELL ME HOW IT IS | AnotherBrick
04.05.10 | rumor says you must reach 1 billion trillion news article to get that status, so dont give up | sniper
04.05.10 | Congrats on 500 anyway dude. Sucks you won't get that bigger avatar. | sniper
04.05.10 | I definitely remember commenting on the Howard Jones thing, so I'm pretty sure it made it to Sputnik?? | AnotherBrick
04.05.10 | sputnik just hates me and my news articles.
for example when James Gurley passed away it got deleted | Prophet178
04.05.10 | Yeah I posted it but it got deleted in like 10 minutes. | DoubtGin
04.05.10 | ima pretty impressed by the amount of news you post here.. | Prophet178
04.05.10 | Big avatar = big dick right? | Ire
04.05.10 | why does Dave hate us so much? : ( | Emim
04.05.10 | What's more metal than Opeth?
Their tour bus.
ba dum chick! | Observer
04.06.10 | Sorry man, ive got about 260 and sorry to hear nothing seems to come from it. Oh well, I still enjoy finding stuff | Prophet178
04.06.10 | I was thinking about starting my own blog and posting news there with witty commentary instead of here, but I'm lazy as fuck. | EyesWideShut
04.06.10 | Sputnik should atleast give you a bigger avatar. | qwe3
04.06.10 | oh well you'll get over it | tombits
04.06.10 | don't stop posting news, it's convenient! |
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