The best reviewers ever.
This is my completely objective list where I spent at least 5 minutes ponderously pondering the best reviewers to ever grace this site. Enjoy the wankage! |
| 1 | Iluvatar
Absolutely outstanding writer, impeccable tastes, and dashingly handsome to boot. What's not to like? |
| 2 | Med57
His review of "The Downward Spiral" is easily the best review on the site, and a good chunk of his others aren't very far behind. Probably the best writer pound for pound on the site. |
| 3 | Jom
He was actually the member that made me finally start reviewing. Not for anything he said, but reading some of his reviews (AKA his Cold & John Cena reviews), I thought "Man, it would be pretty neat to review some music." Oh, and te John Cenareview was sexx. |
| 4 | Zebra
Honestly, who else reviews albums like Zebra does? Most of the other "greats" of the site normally write 1200+ words with each review, but Zebra's done over a hundred, averaging around 800. Yet they're easily as informative and as well written as almost anyone else on the site. |
| 5 | Spat Out Plath
When you think of reviews with personality, you obviously look immediately to that dashing young lad Iluvatar. But right behind him is Spat Out Plath. Despite the fact he likes some pretty terrible music (See-Glam), nearly every single one of his reviews isan outstandingly entertaining read. Except His newer work. He sold out. |
| 6 | Iai
He's probably the only member of the site who should just have every review he does flagged. Thats all that need be said. |
| 7 | morrissey
Never writes reviews anymore, but its always a treat. Really only on hereb ecause the avata is pretty much the best on the site. /ambiguousness |
| 8 | Thor
The best metal reviewer on the site. Sure, some of his reviews read like a job application, but his reviews have been a large part of my discovery of some great metal, as his reviews do generally just get you interested in whatever is in question. |
| 9 | DFelon
His reviews are probably the most blunt and to the point. I've seen a few instances where he's criticized a review for having too much fluff, and his reviews back it up: they're straight to the point, perfectly honest, and he generally does give the perfect scores to an album. |
| 10 | victoryrecordsfan
His Fort Minor review was a thing of glory. |
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