2009 Skit Attempt
Yes BenThorp, I ripped you off
You may Troll, Flame, Insult, etc. me |
| 1 | Emmure goes rap
Frankie: Hey fellas, I got an idea! Let's put in s'more breakdowns!
Manager: but you did that on the last album, and It got some pretty bad reviews.
Frankie: I'll start rapping then.
Manager: BRILLIANT! It's the comeback of the century! |
| 2 | Lil Wayne goes rock
Wayne: Yo Niggas! I be runnin' low on weed!
Manager: Cause we're running low on money too "Wayne".
Wayne: Damn...How about I release another album?
Manager: I don't think another album is gonna cut it.
Wanye: What about a ROCK album?
Manager: You mean completely ruin the rock genre?
Chad Kroger: Somebody call my name? |
| 3 | Twilight (the movie)
Edward: I'm a vampire, I'm pale, I'm a vegan vampire *emo pose*.
Bella: OMG! I LOVE YOU!
Twilight fans: OMG THIS IS SOOOOOO AMAZING!.
(and this shit happens TWICE!) |
| 4 | Obama
Obama: I don't think you'll be the next Lil' Wayne, stay in school!
Wayne: *sitting in front of tv*.....well ain't that some shit!
Frankie: HA! You just got dissed by the president!
Wayne: Nah! I think he gave me some credit.
Frankie: Maybe.....I'm really f@%king high.
Wayne: Yeah....me too. |
| 5 | 2012 conspiracies
Scientist: The world will end in 2012
Stupid Person: HOLY CRAP! WE'RE GONNA DIE! I SAW IT ON HISTORY CHANNEL!
Normal Person: How?
Stupid: The Mayan calendar dude!
Normal: The Mayan's are dead!
Stupid: THEY SAW IT COMING! |
| 6 | Tiger Wood's Scandals
TG's Wife: Tiger...I want you to apologize for your sexual encounter with that woman on news!
TG: alright...I'm sorry for my multiple sexual encounters.
Wife: MULTIPLE!!!!!!
(SNL rip-off I know) |
| 7 | Pretty Much Everyone Famous Died
R.I.P:
Micheal Jackson.
Billy Mays.
Farah Fawcett.
Walter Cronkite (yeah, didn't hear that on the news did ya?).
& Ted Kennedy. |
| 8 | Transformers 2
Stupid: HOLY SHIT SPECIAL EFFECTS!
Normal: This is stupid, this isn't supposed to be a comedy, I came here to see an action film!
Wayne & Frankie: HOLY SHIT SPECIAL EFFECTS! |
| 9 | ThePalestMexican joins Sputnikmusic
ThePalestMexican: OMG! This is such a cool site! I'm gonna write a shit-load of crappy reviews!
You: You fail dude...nobody cares.
Frankie: YEAH! YOU SAID MY NEW ALBUM SUCKED!
Wayne: YEAH MINE TOO!
Edward: Who the hell reads this crap?....*emo pose*.
Bella: OMG! I LOVE YOU!
Manager: Did he just repeat himself? |
| 10 | Economy Crisis Continues
Obama:.....it could be worse, it could be were I came from. |
| 11 | Global Warming
Scientist: WE'RE ALL GONNA F#%KING DIE!!!!!
Edward: Well, maybe with all this sunlight I won't be so pale.
Bella:.....
Jacob: Hey there. I'm completely shirtless.
Bella: OMG! I LOVE YOU! |
| 12 | Lil Wayne goes to Jail
Lawyer: And how do you plead?
Wayne: Guilty.
Lawyer: And how do you plead?
Frankie: READ MY NEW ALBUM COVER!
Lawyer: That's alright, my son made me listen to it on the way here, you're both going to jail.
Frankie: What'd I Do?
Lawyer: You Sunk My Battleship.
Frankie:.....I was really high |
| 13 | ThePalestMexican continues list that nobody cares about
ThePalestMexican: YAY! I'm gonna post it and people will like me!
You: Dude....You continue to fail. |
| 14 | ThePalestMexican fails to be funny
ThePalestMexican: LIL WAYNE AND EMMURE JOKES!!!!!!!!!
You: He's just saying the same bullcrap over and over again.
Wayne & Frankie: Yeah, you suck dude!.....We're really high right now. |
| 15 | ThePalestMexican ends list
Wayne: Damn is this it?
Frankie: What do you think is like here in prison?
Wayne: Man I hope they don't rape us!
Frankie: I know man!
Edward: Yeah I totally, oh did you say you "didn't".
ThePalestMexican: YES! NOW IT'S OVER!
You: Yay! Now I can stop making my eyes bleed. |
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