Zip: The Adventures Of Zipp3rmouth Vol. 1: Summer Days

Zip 08.03.09	List is 100 percent real events and people.
atrink 08.03.09	god damn sounds like a fun summer
Zip 08.03.09	Hell yes, who ever said u need alcohol to have a good time
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Idiots. ...although it can most certainly help.
Zip 08.03.09	Never drank before, don't plan to. Can't stand the taste.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	'Tis an acquired one, no doubt. And I know a lot of peeps who didn't plan on drinking... then they went to college.
Zip 08.03.09	lol @ college, that's still a ways off now.
atrink 08.03.09	i had one sip of beer. it's the nastist shit ever
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	cant stand the taste. wtf. everything tastes differently. beer tastes like piss admittedly and spirits aren't tasty but they pack a kick so are worth drinking. but how can you deny alco-pops taste good? they are amazing, smirnoff ice, wkd blue etc. some of the nicest drinks taste wise.
Zip 08.03.09	Dude I'm 15 lol. Get off my back
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	You're all fools. You're just too young, I guess. There are some truly shit beers out there (and, unfortunately, being a penniless college student, more often than not that's what I end up drinking), but there are some amazing ones, too. Wine is great, too. Hard alc isn't the greatest, but as gaslight said, they get the job done and quick (and don't fill you up). Also, if you're a dude and drink Smirnoff Ice... gtfo.Shame. Shameshameshame. Once again, though.. probs just too young.
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	you're 15. exactly. you should be pissed every night.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Haha yeah... I'm kinda with gaslightanthem. Sophomore year of HS is when all that shit starts happening.
Waior 08.03.09	I'm not a drinker, no incentive, but their are some excellent tastes out there... Sounds like a fun summer, all these albums are bleah.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	INTERNET PEER PRESSURE lol.
Waior 08.03.09	junior year sober is far more productive...
Kiran 08.03.09	uh, you guys are 15, do you actually expect to like alcohol? you probably still push your vegetables to the side of your plate. not trying to be a dick but just saying.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Ironically enough, my sophomore year of HS was a shit-show and I had a 4.7 GPA. I went straight-edge for a gf my junior year and my grades dropped SEVERELY.
Tits McGee 08.03.09	one time i was drinking this beer but i took a sip and threw up TRUE STORY
cvlts 08.03.09	lol Kirgasm, tis @list/anyone under 18: ah the joys of bring young
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	here in england everyone is getting drunk at like 12/13 maybe that's why we are making more and more stupid decisions
Waior 08.03.09	about 90% of my peers are drunk by 14 sooooo information suggests otherwise
R6Rider 08.03.09	one time I drank this beer and finished it, then I had another one, and another one, and another one, and you get the story
cvlts 08.03.09	@bbqshrimp: it wasn't because of straighTedge, it was because of the bitch
nodnerB 08.03.09	Wine is nice.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Lol I know it, Dante. Just ironic.
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	i hate being 18 and drinking legally what's the point
scyther 08.03.09	I wouldn't consider beer an acquired taste. Domestic American is laughable, and thats where most people start.
Kiran 08.03.09	best part about underage drinking were the fucking wank fake ids people used to try and pull off
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	i just wanna break the law
PuddlesPuddles 08.03.09	I've been hooked on rum ever since I went to Mexico Beer is alright if there's nothing else to drink My younger brother is 14 and I've had to take one too many beers away from him already.
Zip 08.03.09	Why did my list turn into random comments about alcohol. How about some reminiscing and story swapping geez.
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	lets talk about death shrieks and how mine is bigger than yours
Waior 08.03.09	You scored a kiss while listening to Breathe Carolina? Did it hurt?
scyther 08.03.09	Nobody has stories worth swapping anymore unless they're about excessive alcohol use.
Zip 08.03.09	Is that why people come to Sputnik? Is this like an A.A. site. No the kiss ruled lol.
PuddlesPuddles 08.03.09	One time my friend did a back flip off a jungle gym and he landed on a bar right between his legs. His feet didn't reach the ground.
Zip 08.03.09	lulz. I broke my arm running on the track once.
Kiran 08.03.09	to be fair, stories about excessive alcohol use are usually the best
PuddlesPuddles 08.03.09	Broke your arm running? Interesting...that's like breaking your legs doing push-ups
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Hmm injury stories, eh? Well, I've broken 26 bones (including repeats of the same bones), so I'm not really sure where to start. (If you're a youngin and you're contemplating getting really, REALLY into skateboarding... stop now). Broke my shin once when I fell off a rail. Was attempting a nose crookslide down a 10-stair. Compound fracture. My shin bent like a knee. Gnarly.
Zip 08.03.09	Geez is that what you all did when you guys were 15?
Zip 08.03.09	Not much of a skater or a sports kid so no isues there. I was running and my shoe fell off and I crashed down on my arm and cracked it. Radius fracture couldn't play guitar for a while. It was torture.
Kiran 08.03.09	lol bbq, i stopped skating when i was 16 and fucked the tendon in my knee so badly my knee had nearly twisted 180. roouuugh. i was decent too so it really sucked back then but im glad now because i probably wouldve ended up still skating today and sweden is absolutely the worst place to skate. plus, football is more fun. european football, not boring as balls american football.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	No doubt, Kirgasm. I was pretty good, too, which is probably why I got so fucked up doing it. Was always trying crazy shit lol. And... I'm going to agree with you 'bout European football being da shit. Although, I do love 'mericun football, too.
Zip 08.03.09	American football is ridiculous. Skating is retarded lol.
atrink 08.03.09	how is american football in anyway boring. soccer all you do is run up and down and you score once a game. not trying to start a debate or anything. lol
Zip 08.03.09	Besides good old American Football has real violence not that fake soccer crap. in Football people get laid out and broken in every way possible man, it's awesome and hilarious.
cvlts 08.03.09	...the fuck?! European football? Get that shit OUTTA here!
Zip 08.03.09	Yeah guys let's all get on Kirgasm for having an opinion...
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Lacrosse is about 50x better than American Football if you what you're looking for is people getting cracked. Rugby, too. Soccer (sorry, guys, I'm American, and yes, I'm arguing for soccer) is so much more than guys running up and down a field and it really annoys me when that's all anyone describes it as. A lot more to it than you think.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	-you from first sentence.
Zip 08.03.09	lol
cvlts 08.03.09	It's what happens when you call American football boring as balls
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	thread's turned gay. beer stories are far more interesting
Zip 08.03.09	U guys suck.
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	sweet. In France in bars you can get huge beers, like 3 pints
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	note The following story was all re-told to me. I remember none of it note On my 18th birthday my friend threw a party for me at his house. Apparently I finished off an entire fifth of Jack Daniels by myself. At one point in the night I announced to the entire party that I was going home. I proceeded to sprint out the door and down the street. My friends tried to chase me down, but they couldn't catch me. I woke up at 6am on a lawn 3 blocks from my house with only one shoe. I lived 5 miles from the party. Yes.
Masochist 08.03.09	WHEN I WAS 17 I DRANK SOME VERY GOOD BEER I DRANK SOME VERY GOOD BEER I PURCHASED WITH A FAKE ID MY NAME WAS BRIAN MCGEE I STAYED UP LISTENING TO QUEEN WHEN I WAS 17 Sipped beer. Never again (probably again). I'm the only 21 year I know who doesn't drink beer. But now, young Zippo, summer has come and (almost) passed, and I guarantee the innocence won't last. Now, there's only school. FFFFFFFuck. CAUSE BACK IN SCHOOL WE ARE THE LEADERS OF ALL SO TRANSPOSE
Zip 08.03.09	Epic win.
Waior 08.03.09	alcohol
Zip 08.03.09	Be sure to stay tuned for Adventures of Zipp3rmouth Vol 2. Cooking breakfast with Zipp3rmouth
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Cooking breakfast ftw.
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	I went on a pilgrimage (yes I know, go to a christian school) to Lourdes with my college, and outside of the religious-y bits it's really tacky and there's millions of bars. So by day we would be helping disabled kids and stuff and at night we would go terrorise the area. On the last night our physics teachers joined us lol
Masochist 08.03.09	Hahahahaha, thebbqshrimp gives new meaning (or just a meaning, period) to the phrase "Alcohaulin' Ass"
Zip 08.03.09	Epic pancakes!
Waior 08.03.09	Pictures or it didn't happen.
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	pancakes and beer = good breakfast
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	not american beer though, that stuff's icky
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Was that directed at me, Waior? And I have pictures from the party, but none of me passed out on a lawn, unfortunately. I woke up and called Andrew and all was explained. My roommate at school claims that he came back to the room one night and I was passed out on the ground clutching a box of Cocoa Puffs. He neglected to take a picture. I was very angry.
Zip 08.03.09	lol I dun have pictures we are all too lazy. I have memories though.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	(Andrew = my friend who threw the party)
gaslightanthem 08.03.09	lol football (and i mean real football which u guys call soccer) is so much better than american football which is like a bad version of rugby. american sports apart from basketball are normally bad anyway
cvlts 08.03.09	so bout 3 weeks ago im at this party that everyone from my work shows up to and apparently i made out with my manager fer a good 10 mins and nearly slept with her but my friends stopped me before that happened. a)shes 7 years older than me b)shes pretty hot c)she has a bf d)dont even get me started about how awkward it has been haha
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Badass. I've never been cougar-hunting. On my to-do list (PUNN!!). One of my best friends had a three-some with his English professor and her friend. Now THAT is one of the greatest stories ever.
cvlts 08.03.09	151 rum FTW
Zip 08.03.09	Thread contains too much win for one list.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	151!!! YESS!!!! For the nights you will never remember! Tastes like straight gasoline, but it gets the job DONE.
cvlts 08.03.09	makes you almost sleep with bosses... uhm
BallsToTheWall 08.03.09	Cougars are great. I dont even care about meeting anyone older but they come up to me. The benefit of growing a beard and working out is successful in that category.
Zip 08.03.09	grr I'm too young fer a beard yet lol.
cvlts 08.03.09	dude im 20, shes 27? 26? anyways... bout a month ago we convinced bout 4 chicks to take their tops off for 10 mins cause they f**ckin sucked balls at beerpong... even got (crappy) pictures to prove it ahaha
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	i have a moustache, but my hair grows very slowly
joshuatree 08.03.09	i got trashed all the time when i was 15 maybe you're just a pussy
OllieS 08.03.09	Zipper I was in the same boat as you last year (I'm 16 haha) but seriously there is nothing wrong with alcohol (unless you drink too much, which is very easy not to)
joshuatree 08.03.09	also this is what it means to be 15
Zip 08.03.09	What? Getting trashed and wasting your life?
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	I could go forever... I was at a party with a bunch of upperclassmen on St. Patty's Day and they all decided that it was time to go hit the bars. I, being under 21, was a little disappointed. My friend Alex (drunk as fuck)(well, we all were) decides to give me the ID he used to use when he was a freshman to get in places. It was 3 years expired, I was 26, and the picture looked absolutely NOTHING like me. I talked my way into 3 bars. Win.
cvlts 08.03.09	i honestly get f**ckin pissed whenever i see 15-18 yr olds at parties... kick their asses out haha
cvlts 08.03.09	oh yeah, this list kneads moar Andrew W.K.
joshuatree 08.03.09	This is what it means to be 15.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Andrew W.K. = Ultimate party.
Zip 08.03.09	You're still not making any sense.
BallsToTheWall 08.03.09	Drinking is more fun before you turn 18. You get awaw with shit unlike when last month, my buddy, 23, threw beer bottles at random cars, where we ended up breaking into an elementary school to play horse and drunk drove home eventually. Ehh. I'm not proud of that.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Haha yeah, Balls. Whenever I do shit like that I feel pretty stupid in the morning.
Zip 08.03.09	lol u guys are retarded
cvlts 08.03.09	its more fun but when you turn 20 and seeing youngins like that at parties it gets kinda annoying
BallsToTheWall 08.03.09	Actually for awhile, I stopped drinking/partying for no real reason and forsaked it being healthy. Gay, yes, But now I realize I can afford to do it and still be healthy, for the most part. I'm bringing back "front lawn status". Considering I havent passed out in a bush or somebodys front yard since 2008, I am going to capitalize on that shit by getting bombed just like I did in the old days by gulping random bottles and jello shots.
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	Who else never gets hangovers?
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	damn i missed this thread apparently
cvlts 08.03.09	i dont get hangovers, but thats jus cause i never go over 7 shots in a night. personal stop-point lol
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	shots are great; cheap way to get smashed lol
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	I don't really get hungover... which is kind of outrageous for the amount that I drink. 7 shots is like... pre-game lol.
BallsToTheWall 08.03.09	I remembered why I stopped drinking. I have no self control and generally start boxing and hugging everyone.
cvlts 08.03.09	i might have to change it cause 7 shots of 151=OUTTTTT
JacobsLadder 08.03.09	Dude you're 15 and you're playing Pokemon wtf.
cvlts 08.03.09	im 20 and i play pokemon, so what?
Knott- 08.03.09	1. alcohol makes things more interesting 2. i like my things to be interesting 3. i didn't drink til i was 17 4. i have easily caught up with most people since i left for university but still only drink spirits and cider 5. don't grow up too fast, it's not what it's sometimes cracked up to be 6. real football is by far the superior sport, fact.
JacobsLadder 08.03.09	Has someone tried shots Jagermeister with red bull they taste awesome but the effect is fucked up I started crying after 3 shots.
BallsToTheWall 08.03.09	Same as Dantesfire. I live and die by the pokemon code.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Lol jager bombs are the shit.
JacobsLadder 08.03.09	I hate pokemon it got boring after Gold and Silver.
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	Who's tried taking ibruprofen and then drinking rum? Apparently it makes you pass out. Need to try that some day
cvlts 08.03.09	dont ever try any hard A with redbull... heard it on a local radioshow, you drink that shit, you get drunk as eff, you pass out, you wake up an hour later hyped as f**k off caffeine and theres nothing worse than a drunk who cant pass out.
Zip 08.03.09	Lol the drunk that wouldn't crash
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Iunno, man. Red Bull with Vodka or Jager is pretty delicious.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	The only negative I've heard is that it fucks with your heart lol. The alcohol slows it down and the energy drink speeds it up.
cvlts 08.03.09	well first of all, jager is f**kin disgusting and second, dont do it...
Zip 08.03.09	This site is such a bad influence. So far things I've been taught- 1. Disrespect for women 2. That consuming way too much alcohol is ok 3. That most drugs are ok lol
JacobsLadder 08.03.09	Jager and cuba (idk how it's callled in english coke with rum) are my favorite drinks.
cvlts 08.03.09	1. Their not women, their bitches 2. Consuming copious amounts of alcohol is never okay. Your 15 dont do it. 3. Drugs are whack.
JacobsLadder 08.03.09	Don't ever do drugs man really they destroy your life.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Dante... they're* you're* Sorry, huge pet peeve. And jager tastes like black licorice.
Zip 08.03.09	lol, bitches.
atrink 08.03.09	HAHAHAHAHA
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	And drugs do not DESTROY your life unless you get into the way harder stuff. A lil toke every now and then never hurt anyone.
Zip 08.03.09	Shut up drugs are bad. You're such a horrible influence. Cue Gaslight with the "dude you should try shrooms" lol.
cvlts 08.03.09	hard stuff, soft stuff... doesnt make a difference. dont do it.
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	sputnik is a worse influence than GTA my prepubescent mind is in shambles
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	I'll pick up the slack for gaslight. Shrooms are the shit.
atrink 08.03.09	drugs are bad. mmmkkkaaaayyy
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	psilocybin is my favorite halucinogen
cvlts 08.03.09	cause it is shit...
Zip 08.03.09	I wasn't ever planning to do drugs. My ex was a hashface and I hated it.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Lol bodom.. gettin' all technical.
JacobsLadder 08.03.09	You know what's awesome Shisha ( I think people in US call it Hookah).
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	dude thats funny cuz my ex was a hashface too and we broke up partly cuz of that haha
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Hookah is pretty legit. Not drugs, though. Just tobacco. (Not illegal drugs, anyway).
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	whenever i refresh the pahe theres about 6 new posts this is fucking legit
FadeToBlack 08.03.09	calpol is where it's at guys
atrink 08.03.09	very legit indeed
Zip 08.03.09	That seems a bit hypocritic Bodom
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Thizzin' is where it's at. First time I ever did it was at a Daft Punk concert. Ri. Dic. U. Lous.
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	nah dude i dont do drugs people just think i do lol
Zip 08.03.09	Shut up before I lose all respect for you
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	i lost respect for everyone on sputnik like 2 years ago
Zip 08.03.09	I was talking bout BBQ I've never respected you becuz I hate In Flames. Oh yeah I said it. Let's start shit.
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	last time i checked In Flames is better than SHITKNOT
Zip 08.03.09	HEY MAN FUCK YOU! lol
Yazz_Flute 08.03.09	nigga imma kick you in the face with my fist
Zip 08.03.09	Well I'll fist your mother with my foot. Suck that.
SeaAnemone 08.03.09	I quit tokin up like 1 year ago... actually last time was while seeing Pineapple Express in theaters lol
Zip 08.03.09	lulz
SeaAnemone 08.03.09	and Zipper stop being close-minded... have some fun while the consequences are at a minimum.
Zip 08.03.09	Fuck you. I'll do what I want.
SeaAnemone 08.03.09	OK fine... just a bit of advice.. I was 15 three years ago and found that most things are very enjoyable in the proper moderation, but to each his own.
Zip 08.03.09	Agoraphobic Nosebleed is as close as I go
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Whaa? I'm a big advocate of drug experimentation. Don't knock it 'til you try it. Except meth and heroin and crack and all its forms. Would never touch that shit. I DO WHAT I WANT
Zip 08.03.09	I knocked your mother after I tried her. Now leave me alone and stop using my friend as a means to advocate drug abuse.
SeaAnemone 08.03.09	yea I don't understand judgemental people that have no idea what they're talking about. "throwing your life away"?! give me a break.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	By friend you meant... sputnik? And I'm pretty sure this thread has morphed into pretty much a solely alcohol/drug thread, but to bring things back on to topic... I also like Breathe Carolina. And you know how I feel 'bout CFTG.
Zip 08.03.09	lol actually I meant to type thread but I am listening to Agorapocalypse so it is rather had to type what I want to lol. This list has nothing to do with music.
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Sure it does. The list is the soundtrack to your summer (which had some good times, no doubt).
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	Also, Agoraphobic Nosebleed
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	I drew the < 3 after the name, but apparently that won't show.
Zip 08.03.09	My summer ain't over yet I still have plenty of time to do stupid things.
Zip 08.03.09	Scratch that, I don't really do stupid things but I enjoy just acting like a retard to the amusement of those around me.
Kiran 08.03.09	whoever said shrooms suck must have had a terrible experience because it is crazy good if you get the right trips
thebbqshrimp 08.03.09	They've never even tried it, Kirgasm. That's what I'm saying. Don't knock it 'til you try it. I've only had great experiences.
Yazz_Flute 08.04.09	less than 3