ThyCrossAwaits
Free Death #2
User

Reviews 58
Approval 87%

Soundoffs 289
News Articles 51
Band Edits + Tags 24
Album Edits 213

Album Ratings 848
Objectivity 68%

Last Active 07-21-22 9:39 pm
Joined 12-10-07

Review Comments 4,563

 Lists
12.09.25 Gross and Grossly Overlooked 202511.25.25 2025
10.21.25 Rec Me Goregrind/Deathgrind08.04.25 Constant Panic Playlist
07.15.25 What is up Denny's05.21.25 Cheap Metalcore
04.18.25 This Week In Cross (Cross' Birthday)04.11.25 This Week In Cross (4/4-4/11/25)
04.05.25 This Week In Cross03.28.25 2025 Albums That Warranted Purchase
03.14.25 Anybody Wanna Start a Metal Band?03.03.25 Well, I Just Got Fired
02.21.25 New-Old Black Metal Demo02.16.25 Rec Me Recent Black Metal Please
02.12.25 Slam For the Slam Fiends02.08.25 So Much For the New Year Slump
12.14.24 Personal Top 10 of 202411.28.24 Rec Me Some Phat Dirt Rock
More »

You Take Out The Guard, I'm Gonna Go Whack Off A Horse

Artificial insemination started when ancient soldiers broke into enemy camps and stole horse sperm. Oh, the magical things you learn in school. These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm.
1Scar Symmetry
Morphogenesis

I still can't figure out why they fired Christian Alvestam.
2Arghoslent
Branding the Peon

Not their best song, whoever said it was. But still the best off Arsenal of Glory.
3A.C.
You're Gay

Y-O-U-R E-G-A-Y!
4Ulver
Bergtatt-Ind I Fjeldkamrene

Listened to this about 10 times in a row after I bought Bergtatt. Amazing.
5Wykked Wytch
Bring Me To Life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Show/Add Comments (11)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy