Hyperion1001
10.09.26 | list is albums I played for my coworker that he called “heavy shit” |
JoyfulPlatypus
10.09.26 | i used to pray for times like these |
bubbatubs
10.09.26 | Niceee |
PizzaBear
10.09.26 | But when will our God (mx) send his son (hawks) back to save us mere mortals?? |
LouBreed
10.09.26 | What, I did actually pray a few times when Sputnik was down. I hope they have a good anti-spam/bot filter though |
AlkemestRedux
10.09.26 | We give thanks! |
Futures
10.09.26 | dad came home from getting milk and cigs |
Hyperion1001
10.09.26 | “I hope they have a good anti-spam/bot filter though”
we literally found out in a list made by a porn bot hahahahah |
Futures
10.09.26 | that’s how you know we’re back |
Josh D.
10.09.26 | We can make alts again >:) |
deathschool
10.09.26 | Is this where I go to get a name change? |
Deathconscious
10.09.26 | Wow, never actually thought it would happen. |
Trundle
10.09.26 | Here we fuckin go |
MTObsidian
10.09.26 | Legitimately shocked that something so huge got fixed. I was ready to ride the sinking ship to the sea floor, but we might be sailing again! |
JoyfulPlatypus
10.09.26 | He must've rewritten a bunch of code from scratch to fix account registration, because if I recall correctly all the old code was tied up in the forum section of the site, which was nuked. |
Christbait
10.09.26 | Thank Claude the code's fixed. Our great Architect! |
arthropod
10.09.26 | ur trolling right
right? |
JayEnder
10.09.26 | SPUT WILL NEVER DIE
All hail mx! This is wonderful news! |
anarchistfish
10.09.26 | Big news, just hope the damage isn't done ... |
cylinder
10.09.26 | prepare for a SURGE in users, guys |
rockandmetaljunkie
10.09.26 | can just we ask for the forums to get back? 🙏 |
arthropod
10.09.26 | Prepare for a surge in bots, dudes |
botb
10.09.26 | Holy shit I never thought this day would come, actually crazy |
rockandmetaljunkie
10.09.26 | You never know, maybe a few worthwhile new users will emerge from that army of bots, lol |
Josh D.
10.09.26 | I will destroy any new user with the power of logic and reason. |
Rowhaus
10.09.26 | We are so back bros |
Josh D.
10.09.26 | POV: you're a new user to the website
https://cdn.thetab.com/uploads/2025/09/unnamed-123-940x480.jpg |
rockandmetaljunkie
10.09.26 | hahaha |
Futures
10.09.26 | and the new users POV
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgF29qCXIAABjen?format=webp&name=large |
cylinder
10.09.26 | lmao Josh and Futures, those are both perfect |
WatchItExplode
10.09.26 | I'm guessing no avatars still though? |
Mongi123
10.09.26 | Yes this is great news! |
RVAHC13
10.09.26 | Wow lol |
Gyromania
10.09.26 | What a glorious day! |
RVAHC13
10.09.26 | This has both exciting and terrifying implications |
Sharenge
10.09.26 | for better and for worse!! |
AlkemestRedux
10.09.26 | We are all the stoop kid afraid to leave the stoop rn
Honestly though even though there's the big scary ai or whatever, it's not like bots haven't been a huge problem for the internet since like 2015. I'm curious to see if there's people who come back after forgetting their passwords or something like that and not being able to log in. |
Mongi123
10.09.26 | Maybe reviews can actually get views again! lol |
EpicMetalFan
10.09.26 | Hey guys new user here |
doesregistrationwork
10.09.26 | confirmed |
JayEnder
10.09.26 | oh shit |
AlkemestRedux
10.09.26 | Welcome aboard bud! |
trilo
10.09.26 | everyone gets a commemorative shirt for sticking through the dark times
a new era is upon us! |
Mongi123
10.09.26 | I truly hope you are new lol |
JayEnder
10.09.26 | #bringbackavis |
zazazoom
10.09.26 | wowzers |
cylinder
10.09.26 | [2] |
gabba
10.10.26 | amazing, so now I can tell my friends dabba, fabba and tabba to join the show |
unclereich
10.10.26 | can i get my dale jr avatar back now @emex |
oltnabrick
10.10.26 | November 14th |
ScuroFantasma
10.10.26 | Big news |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.10.26 | hoyl shot how come ive never met dabba fabba n tabba |
Squiggly
10.10.26 | tfw you work on one update for almost four years jsut for somebody to ask for update two (#bringbackavis) |
zazazoom
10.10.26 | now ban metal from sput |
artificialbox
10.10.26 | oh my god this isn't april fools? what the fuck |
combustion07
10.10.26 | ALL NEW USERS MUST JAM THE 5 ALBUMS ON THIS LIST. IF YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT YOU DID VIA ACCURATELY TYPING OUT YOUR FAVORITE RIFF FROM EACH YOU WILL BE BANNED |
bubbatubs
10.10.26 | New user here |
RogueNine
10.10.26 | Alright but the forums (with profile controls) have gotta be next. |
gabba
10.10.26 | You’ll meet them soon Smok! Great warriors, all trve vikings. |
budgie
10.10.26 | vikings more like vaginaqueens |
TheSonomaDude
10.10.26 | "New user here"
hello there! you should do a Metallica ranked list, yknow something unique |
Tunaboy45
10.10.26 | track by track reviews live! |
bubbatubs
10.10.26 | 1. Kill Em All
2. Kill Em All
3. Kill Em All |
M00sechriS
10.10.26 | Nice to finally be able to stop lurking and post something. |
ShadowRemains
10.11.26 | oh new account creation is back? this site truly is impossible to kill |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.11.26 | vikings slaying all the pussy agreed |
