Hyperion1001
09.11.26 | hawks rawks |
Rowhaus
09.11.26 | we love you hawksy |
jrlikestodance
09.11.26 | The Sput GOAT. Been wondering the same, I need unity while shitting on these terrible new metalcore bands |
Christbait
09.11.26 | I WILL BE MY FATHER'S BODY |
RunOfTheMill
09.11.26 | he carried this entire site for the last year and half didn't he |
Lasssie
09.11.26 | He is listening to the new Spiritbox song |
brickhed
09.11.26 | yeah he's the only dude keeping extreme metal comment threads alive
kinda why I'm lurking a lot more now |
arthropod
09.11.26 | He's chill when he's chill but can be annoying as shit. I appreciate his contributions to the site and multiple of my interactions with him, but a little break from his presence will do no harm. |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | I can try and substitute for him until he returns |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | Band is shit from Santa's ass agreed everyone. |
AlkemestRedux
09.11.26 | I think baby stuff and life stuff are keeping him pretty busy.
But if we burn enough bibles I think we can summon him. |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | LMFAOOOOOOO |
Hyperion1001
09.11.26 | ive been listening to classic CoF trying to conjure him back |
arthropod
09.11.26 | we must summon tundra, hawks will automatically return to preserve the cosmic balance |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | Haha love you Arth bro |
IsisScript80
09.11.26 | Sput lacking MEN.
MENo[n]pause. |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | Shut the fuck up Tundra |
arthropod
09.11.26 | pure gold of a pun mate |
Gyromania
09.11.26 | was just asking about this in the discord earlier haha. and yeah it prob is just fathering + working, but his absence is felt |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | M////////N |
arthropod
09.11.26 | goood, now use "hard" in a post and your training shall be complete |
AlkemestRedux
09.11.26 | ahrd [2] |
RVAHC13
09.11.26 | Him and Tundra were banished to some nebulous metaphysical penal realm and must put aside their differences and work together to return home |
Kusangii
09.11.26 | lol that's actually a billion dollar hollywood movie right there |
AlkemestRedux
09.11.26 | Hawks and Tundra being stuck in Jumanji together is actually extremely funny to me lol |
Kusangii
09.11.26 | God this rules so hard. Agreed. M/////////EN |
Feather
09.11.26 | I dont care about where he is unless he is finishing his radiohead listen |
Gfunk839
09.11.26 | Hawks is collecting all of our google passwords from the SPutHackzzz and vulnerabilities .. He's logging into your social media right now uploading dick pics... |
RVAHC13
09.11.26 | Shitperion1001
where’s shit
i know hes got a shit so hes probably just doin shit stuff but shit feels like a shittown without him shitting. Shit is Cradle of Shit shitted for my shit
|
artiswar
09.11.26 | If he was here you realize he would be triggered as hell by this list right?
Tundra was banished to Discord, the unholy realm. Imagine banning harmless users when your site has like 11 people left on it and 3 of them are alts |
AlkemestRedux
09.11.26 | Is there a general sput discord? |
Hyperion1001
09.11.26 | all hawks slander will be deleted. sorry losers and haters. |
evilford
09.11.26 | "yeah he's the only dude keeping extreme metal comment threads alive"
Wrong, I've been here
Don't spam men as much as Hawks, granted
Im sure he's just busy with life |
AlkemestRedux
09.11.26 | we've gotta up our m///en production |
arthropod
09.11.26 | "all hawks slander will be deleted"
u soft |
DominionMM1
09.11.26 | hawks died on the way back to his home planet |
Hovse
09.11.26 | Hes changing the baby diapers while jamming Beherit m/ |
AlkemestRedux
09.11.26 | Drawing down the poo |
Relinquished
09.11.26 | don’t fuck your wife too much Hawks she might catch feelings |
jrlikestodance
09.11.26 | Men |
NudeTayne
09.11.26 | LMFAOOOO |
Trebor.
09.12.26 | 9/11 |
Wildcardbitchesss
09.12.26 | “ don’t fuck your wife too much Hawks she might catch feelings”
Having a wife is so gay |
Wildcardbitchesss
09.12.26 | on the real tho he’s probably fine. I haven’t seen him posting at all either but even i go a few days to a week without getting on here from time to time… and I have one less wife and one less baby than him. |
Eakflanderyof
09.12.26 | Dont let family get in the way of frequenting obscure message boards |
NudeTayne
09.12.26 | 9/11 the sequel |
Trebor.
09.12.26 | My wife only lets me post once a week so it could be that |
Wildcardbitchesss
09.12.26 | “ Dont let family get in the way of frequenting obscure message boards”
hey man cmon… semi obscure |
Futures
09.12.26 | yeah we have a wikipedia page for god's sake! |
Intothepit
09.12.26 | 11/9: 9/11, but the planes are in reverse. |
JayEnder
09.12.26 | Hawks unfortunately perished after his last run-in with the new Sleep Token album |
