Jmal00
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No speed No riffs

Jesus they just don’t make good thrash anymore eh?
1Sadus
Swallowed in Black


I remember a time we thought that thrashing was free. It was just lies and lies.
2Artillery
Terror Squad


I have no ears yet I must thrash. I lack legs yet I must mosh. Bands have forgotten how to riff yet I must go to work everyday? What a sick joke. This chicanery has been going on long enough
3Pyracanda
Two Sides of a Coin


People named Dave used to know how to play guitar. Now they do taxes and steal people’s girlfriends. Fuck the new Daves and bring back the old Daves.
4Gammacide
Victims of Science


Hello? An order of riffs? No we stopped making those back in 92. Get fucked nerd. Have fun listening to Machine head you fool!
5Mordred
Fool's Game


Land of the free? Where’s the freedom to riff? Has the world gone mad? Have we forgotten the need for speed? Jesus guys figure it the fuck out. It’s not as hard as you’re making it. Just stop sucking.
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