CaliggyJack
05.12.26 | 1-5: Unironically great movies
6-10: Good movies, people are overdramatic
11-15: I get some form of enjoyment out of them
16-20: Not good
21-25: Awful
26&27: Fucking abysmal garbage |
JWT155
05.12.26 | In the Name of the King was entertainingly atrocious. |
artiswar
05.12.26 | Blood Rayne was pretty sweet |
CaliggyJack
05.12.26 | There are two kinds of people
1. People who want to see Burt Reynolds playing a King of a Medieval Fantasy Country wearing shining armor.
2. Fucking liars |
Insurrection
05.12.26 | i think ive only seen house of the dead and alone in the dark, both were horrifically bad |
CaliggyJack
05.12.26 | Awful awful movies
Like not even "so bad its good" just bad |
combustion07
05.12.26 | Rampage
Postal
Stoic
Assault on Wall Street
Seed
House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
Seen the Rampage sequels too but been so long idk where I’d put them. Nowhere near the first though. I actually liked Seed. The ones below were bad though. Alone in the Dark from the 80’s is great tho |
CaliggyJack
05.12.26 | Really? I didn't like Seed at all. I liked the sequel though. |
JoyfulPlatypus
05.12.26 | I knew this guy did video game movies but he has a movie that's just straight up called 'Auschwitz'?? |
rockandmetaljunkie
05.12.26 | hahahaha |
rockandmetaljunkie
05.12.26 | Uwe Boll or Tommy Wiseau? |
CaliggyJack
05.12.26 | @Joyful It's honestly one of the best Holocaust films ever made. Like it is genuinely a fucked up movie, but a film about the Holocaust SHOULD BE. No emotional ballads, no Hollywood decorative flair; just straight up dehumanization on a disgusting level. As a Jew, Uwe Boll has earned my utmost respect, because it was a ballsy move to make a movie like this, and from a German no less. I don't know if they still do, but for a time the Holocaust museum played that movie for visitors.
Unless you feel you can handle it, DO NOT WATCH IT. If you can though, I recommend it. Because anybody who wants to truly understand the sheer horror of the Holocaust should see this. |
BAT
05.12.26 | auschwitz is solid buuut really oughta edit out those scenes of uwe boll lecturing the class. really those few years around 2010 boll really upped his game on a technical level, i do think his main problem is scripts/writing buut when he lets his cast kinda build their own characters the results are actually pretty decent. is first shift/run worth watching? i haven't seen any of his post 'fuck you' retirement movies i heard he did some german one about a killer incel or something.
and house of the dead is one i watch often, it's a complete piece of shit but it's hilarious. alone in the dark is just a fucking chore though
sidenote : has a subbed copy of 'german fried movie' ever surfaced |
LouBreed
05.12.26 | Nice to see some appreciation for Postal and especially Blubberella. Heart of America is too low |
CaliggyJack
05.12.26 | " is first shift/run worth watching?"
Nope. They both suck. |
