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Let I ROAST ur 5s

Piggybacking off mkmusic1995's list. If you want to get brutally roasted, you've come to the right place!!
1Giuseppe Gilardi
earth

Tundra

Djent, djent, djent, djent, djent, more djent. Instrumental wank shit bands. Emo pop punk crap everywhere. Where's the REAL metalcore bands bro.

Best 5's: nil

Worst 5's: all the above

Overall: 1/5
2Shadow Of Intent
Reclaimer

Anthropod

Actually pretty good 5s list... wtf. Coheed and Combria I find pretty boring and make the same album over and over. Coldrain are basic anime opening the band. That's about it.

Best 5's: Metallica - ...And Justice for All, Shadow of Intent - Reclaimer, Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory, Stand Atlantic - Sidewinder

Worst 5's: Coheed and Cambria

Overall: 4/5
3Green Day
American Idiot

JoyfulPlatypus

Another decent 5's list... These two will be a fluke guaranteed. Marmozets are sweet. Talking Heads are overrated and suck ahrd, though. Guys vocals sound like babbling old timer off his meds.

Best 5's: Deftones - Diamond Eyes, Marmozets, Paramore - Brand New Eyes, Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV

Worst 5's: Talking Heads

Overall: 4/5
4Jay-Z
Reasonable Doubt

Drifter

The ironic part about Drifter's 5 list is that he has a vast array of artists 5'd, but they might as well be the same. 'Cause you know, all 90's hip hop is constantly copy and paste of the same shit over and over. "Yo, Master P's flow sounds 1% different to Big Moe on this recycled to hell and back boom bap beat!!". Variety be damned.

Best 5's: Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly, 2Pac - All Eyez on Me

Worst 5's: Generic 90's hip hop dude number 2'452

Overall: 3/5
5Artificial Brain
Artificial Brain

efp123

Decent 5's list with a fair amount of variety. They wouldn't be the metalcore albums I would choose to 5, but at least there's no dying cat on bath salts, aka Jane Done. Even got some djent in there. Artificial Brain and some of the other death metal picks I can't really get into. Just becomes a wall of noise after while with no peaks and valleys to keep things interesting.

Best 5's: The Contortionist - Exoplanet, Emmure - Goodbye to the Gallows, yeule - Softscars, Ethel Cain

Worst 5's: Deathspell Omega

Overall: 3.5/5
6Modest Mouse
Building Nothing Out of Something

mryrtmrnfoxxxy

Another varied 5's list. There's a lot of 90s and early 2000s nostalgia here. Big
grunge/post grunge fan. Respectable enough. Many basic picks though, too. A lot of "rolling stones top 100" albums. Not bad, just a little bland, and boring. There are more underground picks as well though, so it kinda balances out.

Beat 5s: ISIS - Celestial, Underoath - Define the Great Line, Slayer - South of Heaven

Worst 5s: Converge - Jane Doe

Overall: 3.2/5
7Frank Zappa
The Grand Wazoo

Veldin

Another basic 5s list. You have the token Beatles pick. The Dylan. The Bowie. The Neil Young. Tell me you're 40 without telling me you're 40. And then the "abstract" picks like Kayo Dot and Maudlin of the Well. They're challenging the listener while forgetting to be good music in the process.

Best 5s: Rust in Peace

Worst 5s: Kayo Dot, Maudlin

Overall: 2.5/5
8Darkthrone
A Blaze in the Northern Sky

budgie

Very minimal list of 5s. Respectable, but this is rather one-dimensional as a whole. Buncha black metal. Buncha classic metal. That's it. Really? If you're gonna have a small amount of 5s at least add a bit of variety. Anyways, black metal isn't my favourite genre. Guess they're alright picks, just a bit bare of a 5s list.

Best 5s: Peace Sells

Worst 5s: Lantlos

Overall: 3/5
9Primus
Frizzle Fry

jrlikestodance

Very varied. So much 90s and 00s stuff. Pretty basic overall, but I appreciate the Janet Jackson and Circa Survive picks. Boards of Canada and Aphex Twin are the usual electronic picks for most, but they are plain boring and uninteresting schlock. Great naptime music at least. This list would probably fly swimmingly for literally everyone else on earth except me, so take that as a compliment.

Best 5s: Circa Survive, King Gizzard

Worst 5s: Boreds of Canada, Converge

Overall: 3.2/5
10Misery Signals
Of Malice and the Magnum Heart

Emim

I think your current 5s are a troll so I'll just go by your 4.5s instead. Yeah this is solid enough. Post metal/metalcore bands like Amia Venera Landscape and Hypno5e rule pretty hard. SikTh, hell yeah brother. Still iffy on some of the other metalcore picks, but overall decent.

Best 5s: SikTh, The Ocean - Precambrian, Rust in Peace

Worst 5s: Converge

Overall: 3.5/5
11Paysage d'Hiver
Winterkälte

ScuroFantasma

Very kvlt list. If you think some guy screaming like a goblin for two hours with production the equivalent of a 1890s black and white movie is your idea of s tier quality time, then you do you. Then there's Disturbed in the middle of all of that... Don't be afraid to show your true colors buddy. Blue Oyster dad vibes in there too cause why not.

Best 5s: Sepultura - Arise, Mastodon - Crack the Skye

Worst 5s: Burzum

Overall: 2.8/5
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