DarkSideOfLucca
06.03.25 | Goddamn, what a fucking based, flawless list. It's unbelievable how amazingly correct I am 100% of the time. |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.03.25 | Bumping because I am an absolute genius
Going to rejam all of Cult of Luna this week, wondering if they will make the top 15 |
Flashmobba
06.03.25 | amazing, you and my brother would get along swell
expand your horizons though metalhead!! |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.03.25 | Never!!! |
Hawks
06.03.25 | 5 is one of the worst bands ever but the rest rule hard. |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.03.25 | Lmfaoooo worst band ever?
That’s a little much - I mean many of their fans (as well as the band themselves) can be massive pretentious douchebags, but the music itself on the first four albums goes harder than most things |
AnimalForce1
06.03.25 | Tool is pure prog pretentiousness for sure... but then again, Lateralus's title track left me utterly spellbound, and Wings Pt. 2 gave me genuine chills. I think I just enjoy pretentious prog tbh |
Flashmobba
06.03.25 | it’s the fanbase that sucks but their music is unimpeachable
I mean look at the amount of ratings lateralus and aenima have on this site alone and their scores |
nash1311
06.03.25 | I came to see Meshuggah 10x, was let down |
chemicalmarriage
06.03.25 | ALL TIME |
Sevengill
06.03.25 | I think you did it upside down bc mastodon rules, baby *wimp lo voice* |
idiotican
06.03.25 | Not my own top 10 but if I were to rank these
1
6
7
4
11
5
2
8
3
10
12
9 |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.03.25 | "I came to see Meshuggah 10x, was let down"
I let myself down too |
ConcubinaryCode
06.03.25 | Is it just solo Devin Townshend you like or are you kinda using it as a stand-in for all his projects? |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.03.25 | It's kind of a stand in for everything lol - Strapping, Band, Project, etc |
ConcubinaryCode
06.03.25 | Respect. Pretty cool top 10 though! I'd personally have given Agalloch and Mastodon the spots where Pantera and Tool's spot. |
MillionDead
06.03.25 | Where TF is The Weather Report??! |
Hawks
06.03.25 | Lucca please remove Tool from the list and your memory I'm begging you. |
Flashmobba
06.03.25 | hawky you need a time out |
Hawks
06.03.25 | Hahahahaha |
TheSonomaDude
06.04.25 | lets be real the tool haters are worse than the tool fans amirite |
Hawks
06.04.25 | I wear it proudly. |
FowlKrietzsche
06.04.25 | Are Tool good? I've never listened to them |
Sevengill
06.04.25 | Tool songs are kinda fun on Guitar Hero but that's the only time I've listened to them |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.04.25 | Dude, now I'm gonna sound like one of those pretentious assholes but you gotta listen to Tool albums straight through, man. C'mon now, they're not fucking Dragonforce dude lol |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.04.25 | Also I respect how hard Hawks goes against Tool lmfaoooo |
evilford
06.04.25 | Based as fuck #1 & 2 |
evilford
06.04.25 | And 3 for that matter |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.04.25 | The top 3 are the ones I am most confident about in terms of ranking on this list
And I agree, it is in fact a based ranking |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.04.25 | Cult of Luna might be added here after I finish a discog run, so far it's lookin prettyyy good |
Eakflanderyof
06.04.25 | I dont hate tool... some of their fans can be annoying. Nothing against anyone enjoying a concert however they want to, but I do kinda hate when bands have that culture of "man you just gotta take a sheet of acid and have a spiritual experience" |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.05.25 | UPDATED TO TOP 15
Have one album left in my Cult of Luna discog run, but hurrah - they made it to my top 15
I'll let you all know if I have to edit this yet again after I rejam Isis.
And yes, Tool fans and the entire obnoxious superiority complex culture surrounding them, once again including the band members themselves, can be unbelievably irritating. Makes it unfortunate that they actually are as good as they are cause it's impossible for me to join the hate train when they have some of my favorite music of all time lol |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.06.25 | Ugh now Isis is gonna throw this list off again |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.07.25 | Son of a bitch, yeah Isis really ruined my ranking here yet again
Gonna edit this to top 20 soon and throw in Isis, dying fetus, moonsorrow and a couple others somewhere just gotta figure out order
Fucking cult of Luna and Isis ugh |
Demon of the Fall
06.07.25 | based that 13 is up here already nice 👍🏻
Weird seeing more complaints about 5 than 6 lol
maybe one day a non-metal band will make it, perhaps not tho 🤷🏻
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DarkSideOfLucca
06.07.25 | perhaps not tho [2] |
DarkSideOfLucca
06.13.25 | BUMP |
