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| | MAYHEM Ranked | | 7 |  | Mayhem
Daemon
2/5 Tbh go fuck yourself, this album is so on-rails and boring. Nothing interesting about a band doing a bunch of weird creative shit, then immediately diving into a copycat album of boring-ass 90’s BM. can’t remember a single riff either. | | 6 |  | Mayhem
Grand Declaration of War
3/5 this shit is so weird. I don’t dislike it, it’s just maybe a bit too weird, and in the wrong way | | 5 |  | Mayhem
De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
3.5/5 a classic, but this shit kinda bores me. A lot of filler, lyrics are kinda lame, but there are some LEGENDARY songs here. The story of this album is really all that i care about these days. Title track rules. | | 4 |  | Mayhem
Ordo ad Chao
3.5/5 one of the most creative, complex BM records i can think of, but the production is way too much for me. Sounds like it was recorded underwater | | 3 |  | Mayhem
Esoteric Warfare
4/5 so weird, so scary, AND doesn’t sound like someone recorded an amp submerged in an aquarium | | 2 |  | Mayhem
Chimera
4.5/5 riffs, grooves, great production, fuck yeah. Deathcrush’s more mature brother. This thing will kick your teeth in. | | 1 |  | Mayhem
Deathcrush
5/5 FUCK yeah. EP is so riffy and heavy. | |
Brabiz
03.27.25 | The least trve Mayhem ranking of all | brickhed
03.27.25 | guys someone just typed that mayhem's first album is a 3.5, flay him alive nerds (i don't listen to black metal) | Hyperion1001
03.27.25 | ordo is #1 | Brabiz
03.27.25 | God I would love to put Ordo at 1. But i can’t stand listening to it. It’s one of the only albums where the production is unlistenable to me | Hawks
03.27.25 | Damn. | Futures
03.27.25 | deathcrush is cool for what it is and it's history but otherwise yeah lol | Hawks
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03.27.25 | deathcrush at #1 is awesome | MillionDead
03.27.25 | How could you guys shit so hard on Daemon when Falsified and Hated is such a banger? | Hawks
03.27.25 | Daemon definitely rips. | Eakflanderyof
03.27.25 | I love ordo's production. Also, DMDS has no filler wtf. That's why I love it. Every riff brings the heat | Brabiz
03.27.25 | DMDS has a lot of really great stuff on it. There are just a handful of songs i don’t care about. Freezing Moon, aside from the intro riff and the funeral-ass slow part is kind of mid tbh. I used to think it was peak, but i find myself not very into it anymore. Same with Cursed In Eternity and From The Dark Past. Kinda eh about those. Title track, Life Eternal and Funeral Fog are all timers, i just think overall it’s an okay album.
It deserves its status, but in the scope of the band’s discography and other classic BM albums, it’s just not that exciting to me. Pick any Darkthrone or Emperor album and i’d probably prefer those over this | Brabiz
03.27.25 | “ How could you guys shit so hard on Daemon when Falsified and Hated is such a banger?”
There is a song on there i like, i don’t remember which, but it wasn’t that one. | Brabiz
03.27.25 | Malum. Malum rules. But that’s cuz that one has Chimera / Esoteric Warfare energy | Eakflanderyof
03.28.25 | Daaamn, cursed in eternity is my favorite in the album lol | zaruyache
03.28.25 | what the fuck | Comatorium.
03.28.25 | Lol what a bitch | Brabiz
03.29.25 | The truth scares you | CottonSalad
03.29.25 | ordo is #1
love ordo’s production
[2] | Brabiz
12.03.25 | Yeah I’ve warmed up to Ordo’s production recently. Fascinating album | ScuroFantasma
12.03.25 | No world there Deathcrush is 1, it’s alright but at least 90% of that is pure aura and prestige because of what it represents, musically it’s solid but nothing special. | ScuroFantasma
12.03.25 | > Pick any Darkthrone or Emperor album and i’d probably prefer those over this
I love DMDS but true tbh (well, any of their classics anyway)
Edit: jamming it again and it’s actually really tasty, I think it would edge out a few DT and Emperor albums for me. Overall I prefer DT and Emperor as bands, but DMDS is a super solid release. | combustion07
12.03.25 | I’d have to go back and listen again to give and accurate ranking but Esoteric Warfare gets better and better with time imo | Brabiz
12.03.25 | Yeah this ranking is all wrong. Must’ve just been on a deathcrush high or something when I made this | Hawks
12.03.25 | 5 is 1 agreed. | Brabiz
12.03.25 | I respect it, but 3 is 1 | Brabiz
12.03.25 | I’ll do a re-rank when the new album drops. Both singles are better than Daemon in its entirety so I’m interested to see where it goes | gabba
12.03.25 | my limited understanding of this band is 1 > 5, so Euronymous > Euronymous |
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