Hyperion1001: what the hell is going on

Hyperion1001 02.04.25	just remember hey cool taste man keep on rockin
NexCeleris 02.04.25	hey cool taste man keep on rockin
Mort. 02.04.25	oh hell yeah brother rock on!
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	I don’t know what everyone else’s excuse is but I breathed in too many chemicals in the past and fused those moments with 4loko and isolation.
Flugmorph 02.04.25	WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	This town isn’t the way it used to be god damnit!
Demon of the Fall 02.04.25	it must be all those new users changing the demographic. I heard some of them spend too long on the internet and it has fried their brains
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	It can even happen to the veterans. Be wary good man!
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	can people even make new accounts I thought it was still broken.
Demon of the Fall 02.04.25	the key is to gain immunity by starting off on dial-up as a teen. seriously though I swear a bunch of irregular users (who have barely ever commented), just decided to have a go en masse once they realised no-one could actually sign-up, lol
jrlikestodance 02.04.25	Terminally online combined w lack of hoes is no joke
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	yeah no joke getting consistent pussy probably saved my life lmao
chemicalmarriage 02.04.25	Your poor mother
garas 02.04.25	What happened...?
SomeCallMeTim 02.04.25	is this because I said those things about From Wisdom to Hate
Demon of the Fall 02.04.25	that's what we're trying to find out garas
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	Send these lads to Ft Lauderdale ASAP.
Christbait 02.04.25	Dude couldn't handle his opinion getting critiqued and now his world is caving in. Go lift something heavy bro. Wait I mean, hey cool taste man keep on rockin.
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	Incorporating calisthenics is important. .
Slex 02.04.25	Turn the TV off turn the TV off
NexCeleris 02.04.25	"Dude couldn't handle his opinion getting critiqued" Please. This is not about the quality of FWtH's production.
jrlikestodance 02.04.25	From Wisdom to Celibate
Christbait 02.04.25	That's what Big Hifi wants you to think, Nex.
NexCeleris 02.04.25	Touché!
somnolence 02.04.25	good albums droppin
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	Weighted dips for everyone. 5 sets!
botb 02.04.25	What’d I miss
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	“is this because I said those things about From Wisdom to Hate” lmao no I logged on this morning to paragraphs and paragraphs of incomprehensible text and still don’t know what the hell is going on!
Christbait 02.04.25	Must have been a TOOL review lol
Hawks 02.04.25	What the hell did I miss????
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	that’s what I’m trying to find out!
gabba 02.04.25	If you can discuss what’s going on, the brain damage is not severe enough. By the way: don’t panic, just TOUCH THE SCREEN!
pizzamachine 02.04.25	“please control yourselves.” No I’m partying
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	not you pizza you’re like the slurms mackenzie of Sputnik we all love you
somnolence 02.04.25	bet i can’t outlift y’all, acacia strain is t key of gains
ToSmokMuzyki 02.04.25	>yeah no joke getting consistent pussy probably saved my life lmao chemicalmarriage 02.04.25 [Report this Post] Your poor mother LMAO
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	Hip abductors. 10 Sets of 20, get those hips moving fellas! Pegging season has arrived.
Egarran 02.04.25	Just a bit of transitional stress as humanity moves to the next phase.
DocSportello 02.04.25	https://youtu.be/dTuvmQNiO3w?si=2jxmHAr1N9paI0Oe
ToSmokMuzyki 02.04.25	is that like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly
Hyperion1001 02.04.25	as it stands probably more like being taken over by cordyceps fungus
Egarran 02.04.25	A butterfly lays eggs, so no.
ToSmokMuzyki 02.04.25	dammit i'll get this biology thing someday
Intothepit 02.04.25	I ate the puffer fish and now this is what you get.
Futures 02.04.25	is this where i go to get my name changed
jrlikestodance 02.04.25	You'll always be Futures to me
somnolence 02.04.25	@balls i have never, done 4loko, can’t process t name
jrlikestodance 02.04.25	OG 4loko recipe was deadly
swallowtales 02.04.25	I feel reassured by the brain damage personally
Tunaboy45 02.04.25	can I have my latest review featured pls? :)
BallsToTheWall 02.04.25	Hilariously enough I didn’t get hooked to looks until well after the originals were gone.
budgie 02.04.25	"Your poor mother oh my g
deathschool 02.04.25	What in tarnation
botb 02.04.25	Your poor mother annihilated me
Trebor. 02.05.25	"yeah no joke getting consistent pussy probably saved my life lmao" lol smae
brainmelter 02.05.25	I don’t even know anymore dude, shit is so bleak
swallowtales 02.05.25	you've been melting everyone's brains, that's it
unclereich 02.05.25	are you talking about the weird ass shit Gia was posting on his main then his alt?
Ectier 02.05.25	I am confused about this. Is it the website thats brain rot or the world going to shit
efp123 02.05.25	both can be true
budgie 02.05.25	good thing i am here to balance out all the brainrot
Ectier 02.05.25	Budgie is the savior of us all with their unhinged chaos
Egarran 02.05.25	Maybe it systemic? Would you i.e. say that a majority of crazy people are located in a certain country? That could help us understand this phenomenon.
budgie 02.05.25	and on our left we have the fascinating dane once again looking down his nose at everyone
NexCeleris 02.05.25	And rightly so. We all coud take a page from Eggy's book.
budgie 02.05.25	what playbook is that? the one where you preferentially invest in international arms for corrupt clandestine security guarantees at the expense of your local allies and then get megabuttfucked when your daddystate decides to toy around with your territorial sovereignty? good book !!! is it in english?
NexCeleris 02.05.25	Always pictured them as male, but maybe you're right and they're a Mette Frederiksen alt.
budgie 02.05.25	(ㆆ_ㆆ)
unclereich 02.05.25	budgie is based now?
somnolence 02.05.25	i have never spoken weird, ppl have gotten screwed
budgie 02.05.25	unclereich i love you bro but please dont call me based my politics are on the other side of the galaxy from yours
somnolence 02.05.25	abyzzian empire stole israel’s, then claimed a mosque to send children to war and kidnap israeli women
unclereich 02.05.25	there you are
somnolence 02.05.25	at least have an excuse* today
somnolence 02.05.25	51st state lg
unclereich 02.05.25	being based isnt political it was co opted by shitty people unfortunately. the term was actually popularized near where i grew up in the bay area.
budgie 02.05.25	ah ahuh i remember being on 4chan in like 2009 and people started saying based so i just associated it with nerds but yeah that wasn't really what i was talking about doesn't matter what's new uncle haven't really talked with you in a while
budgie 02.05.25	last i remember you were talking about the sierra nevadas
unclereich 02.05.25	> but yeah that wasn't really what i was talking about i know man i wouldnt dare associate you with my far right extremism cmon now >last i remember you were talking about the sierra nevadas indeed i left the bay area 7 years ago; still in a dreamy little town just south of tahoe. thanks for asking and remembering, i hope you're well. you're not near here right, but you're somewhere pretty iirc?
budgie 02.05.25	nah im in the middle of los angeles, opposite of pretty. i was probably talking about a vacation. sick that you're in a nice area, i'm jealous man. LA fuckin sucks. breathe some clean air for me
unclereich 02.05.25	you'll miss it if you leave man. i have some great memories there. you ever hear that bit Lynch said about la? almost brought me to tears. and will do currently pouring down rain and 40 mph winds
budgie 02.05.25	i already left, but i get what you're saying, i grew up in san diego and dipped out in my early 20s for france and liked it over there a lot more, came back and idk. growing up in san diego was cool, but its also cool to be able to rent a studio for $300. i got whiplash coming back to the states, people are aggressive and shits expensive and the food is weird and theres no public transit.
unclereich 02.05.25	damn you have quite the interesting story. id like to hear more, ill have shout you sometime. SD is fantastic, id live there but i require some real cold weather. i get what you mean though. i dream of buying a house back in my hometown but it moved on from me and i from it--all without my knowing. every time i go back the rift between us gets wider. it's just different now..
budgie 02.05.25	yeah man if i could have inherited a slick point in carlsbad my rhetoric would be way different. but it is what it is
unclereich 02.05.25	perhaps, fortunately though you have time on your side(im in the care of a dying loved one rn im not just espousing random platitudes) time has a way of affording you opportunities that don't immediately seem attainable. you're smart and more than capable of ending up where your heart desires.
budgie 02.05.25	thats heavy dude. i just wanted to shitpost about thrash metal
unclereich 02.05.25	Man I miss ryus.
somnolence 02.05.25	meeting budgie 1 day based originated/degenerated bc of Lil b, it’s still a cool term though acid souljah
somnolence 02.05.25	i was part of history, 8ch was t worst imageboard b lots of funny ppl
Hyperion1001 02.05.25	how long before Elon and his gang of permavirgins take over the Sputnik servers and stop all the payouts to staff.
Shuyin 02.05.25	"WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN" Read that in Leons voice, miss old RE so much
Egarran 02.05.25	">Why is my budgie mad at me? >The only problematic behavior you are likely to encounter from your budgie is aggression due to hormones or jealousy, and sexual behaviour triggered by the madness that is the mating season." Hmm seems correct, if a bit early. But obviously USA has a serious mental health problem that is reflected in certain sputnik users.
jrlikestodance 02.05.25	My dream is that Space X sends Elon into space to explore Mars and have an inside job where they collectively refuse to bring him back
SomeCallMeTim 02.05.25	The likelyhood of any first mission to Mars returning in one piece is slim to begin with lol, no way he's going on a suicide mission also SpaceX really needs to be held accountable for the islands they just polluted, but that won't happen
jrlikestodance 02.05.25	I really wouldn't know just was throwing out a ridiculous hypothetical lol
ArsMoriendi 02.05.25	https://open.spotify.com/track/2P9APRw10uRWHU6aiqmEXd?si=87uKpQP-RtC2c5v1-ggVmw
somnolence 02.05.25	he should b sent, alongside to venus for choosing that name
KjSwantko 02.05.25	Hyp, look around at society. America is toast. Obese, addicted, brain rot fucks in every direction.
chemicalmarriage 02.06.25	"But obviously USA has a serious mental health problem that is reflected in certain sputnik users." Your empathy is apalling
swallowtales 02.06.25	damn i thought we were talking about additional sputnik brainrot not real shit but i was clearly wrong
zakalwe 02.06.25	Minds turned to absolute mush, it was on the cards.
swallowtales 02.06.25	Hahahaha
Egarran 02.06.25	Real shit can manifest on sputnik. Chem, I am ready to be proven wrong. Maybe declining health is just a sensationalist non-story, Americans are actually doing fine and the increase of sputnik madness is just a fluke.
Demon of the Fall 02.06.25	I'm pretty sure this phenomenon isn't exclusive to the U.S. but your fixation is getting a little weird rent free
Egarran 02.06.25	I thought my last post was a loosening of my fixation.
Demon of the Fall 02.06.25	my sarcasm detector got a new update and it is impervious to such tomfoolery
Egarran 02.06.25	Either way, this a coping mechanism in a time of personal hardship - to fixate on problems outside my sphere of influence. This can look like cynicism and I apologize for any hurt feelings.
chemicalmarriage 02.06.25	"Chem, I am ready to be proven wrong. Maybe declining health is just a sensationalist non-story, Americans are actually doing fine and the increase of sputnik madness is just a fluke" Egarran I dont have the answers, but if there truly is a crisis and people are truly suffering how is shaming members of this site going to help the problem?
NexCeleris 02.06.25	Leave Egney alone!
anode 02.06.25	I don’t think ironically talking down to people on the internet is meant to solve anything
Hyperion1001 02.06.25	i specifically requested you control yourselves friends.
Beardog 02.06.25	People just need another world war, we got too spoiled
Egarran 02.06.25	The minefields are established.