re-ranking iron maiden cus children are starving
one of the few metal bands with no single "bad" ablum |
| 17 |  | Iron Maiden
Virtual XI
good luck to the 11 people in history who tried to virtue signal us to liking this shite although it's not completely turrible since "the clansman" and "futurreal" are purty gud |
| 16 |  | Iron Maiden
No Prayer For The Dying
easily their worst with bruce but honestly isn't turrible but wut the fvck was bruce thinking with that goddam rasp with everything he sings |
| 15 |  | Iron Maiden
Fear Of The Dark
i don't get the love for this beyond that badass t/t but honestly isn't that bad |
| 14 |  | Iron Maiden
The Final Frontier
okay ablum, and "el dorado" is purty gud, but definitely my least fave of their modern era |
| 13 |  | Iron Maiden
The X Factor
i honestly wanted to rank this thing higher since it's actually pretty fvckin' gud aside from some bloated, boring shite that drags it down a bit, but it's better than you prolly remember it being |
| 12 |  | Iron Maiden
Senjutsu
that second half is fvckin' awesome so the ablum is a bit of a slow-starter but still pretty fvckin' gud, especially given how late in their career this thing is |
| 11 |  | Iron Maiden
A Matter Of Life And Death
i like it a bit less than dance of death, but being almost as gud also means it's pretty fvckin' gud overall |
| 10 |  | Iron Maiden
Dance Of Death
another maiden i've come around to over the year and could arguably place higher, but it still cracks top ten nonetheless |
| 9 |  | Iron Maiden
Killers
my least fave of the "classic era" of maiden but still great regardless, in fact, slots 7-9 maiden are pretty interchangeable, hell the whole fvckin' top 9 actually, and all great ablums |
| 8 |  | Iron Maiden
Piece Of Mind
some all-time classics here bogged down by some lesser material but damn that shite hits ahrd enough for it to be top 10 maiden |
| 7 |  | Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden
got edged out by the majesty of brave new world, but punk rock maiden is still fvckin' awesome |
| 6 |  | Iron Maiden
Brave New World
i've really come around to this ablum over the years, and there's no denying it fvckin' rules |
| 5 |  | Iron Maiden
The Book Of Souls
holy shite how the fvck does this ablum have any right to be top 5? never would've guessed it a few years back, but i call it like i see it and goddam, wut kinda of fvckin' shite were they sm0kin' when they wrote "empire of the clouds" but that's not all cus this thing is epic as fvck |
| 4 |  | Iron Maiden
Somewhere In Time
almost as gud as seventh son and lots of people call this thing underrated/underappreciated, and i can see why |
| 3 |  | Iron Maiden
Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son
primetime bruce and amazing tunes from start to finish, fvckin' rules ahrd m/ |
| 2 |  | Iron Maiden
Powerslave
the best bookends of maiden's career, and flash of the blade is so goddam underrated, has an argument for their best if the middle was a bit stronger |
| 1 |  | Iron Maiden
The Number Of The Beast
one of the best metal ablums ever made and easily my fave maiden cus goddam it fvckin' rules from start to finish like half this fvckin' ablum consists of live staples like wut does that tell ya? |
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