| re-ranking judas priest cus cancer isn't cured yet |
| 19 |  | Judas Priest
Demolition
u can't tell me tim and the gang weren't rippin' on some fvckin' cr0ck cus wut the fvck is this shite like my god this is some of the most tryhard bullshite i've ever heard like "one on one take me on" like b!tch u ain't got nothin' cus u ain't nothin' and neither r u if u like this piece of shite tough love b like that so get over it |
| 18 |  | Judas Priest
Turbo
iiii'm yooour tuuuurboooo looovaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| 17 |  | Judas Priest
Rocka Rolla
it's honestly not that bad, like the 3.1 average it's got, and it's got some bops but it's also a fvckin' mess but a decent mess cus turbo and demolition are their only trvly awful ablums tbh |
| 16 |  | Judas Priest
Redeemer Of Souls
kinda boring at times, and the production is fvckin' weird for a modern metal ablum, but my god halls of valhalla fvckin' slays and "march of the damned" is a lowkey bop too |
| 15 |  | Judas Priest
Jugulator
it's pretty gud actually, certainly more than sputnikthisisamusicwebsite gives it credit for, cus you got "bullet train" "burn in hell" and "cathedral spires" but the lyrics are fvckin' awful and can be pretty boring and generic at times but overall pretty gud |
| 14 |  | Judas Priest
Nostradamus
i would honestly rank it higher if it were not as long as a fvckin' lord of the rings movie like wut the fvck is that all about but it does kinda slap on the whole plus rob sounds fvckin' great as always |
| 13 |  | Judas Priest
Point Of Entry
you say yes, and i also say yes cus even though it's basically just british steel: side b, it's still pretty fvckin' fun to listen to and has some bops for sure |
| 12 |  | Judas Priest
Invincible Shield
not quite as gud as firepower, but like what point of entry is to british steel, this being firepower: side b also means it still kinda fvckin' rules in its own right plus goddam rob screaming like that in his 70's easily bumps it up by a spot or two |
| 11 |  | Judas Priest
Angel Of Retribution
solid if unspectacular comeback for rob and the gang with a good amount of bops |
| 10 |  | Judas Priest
Defenders Of The Faith
fvckin' blasphemy but after the first half, the ablum drops off pretty ahrd but fvck me cus those first four songs are s-tier jp hands down which is gud enough for this ablum to be in the top 10 |
| 9 |  | Judas Priest
Ram It Down
aside from the shite production and ratorded sounding droms, there's a ton of songs that fvckin' slap on this thing and is like a precursor to painkiller at times |
| 8 |  | Judas Priest
Screaming For Vengeance
(almost) suffers a similar problem to defenders of the faith except the second half of sfv is stronger and the production is better so i placed it higher |
| 7 |  | Judas Priest
Firepower
andy sneap fvckin' brought it and is better than it has any right to be like |
| 6 |  | Judas Priest
Killing Machine
it'd be top 5 easily had it not been for bullshite like "before the dawn" "evening star" and "take on all the world" which leave a lot to be desired but goddam there's bop after fvckin' bop on this thing, and gay rob is based |
| 5 |  | Judas Priest
Sin After Sin
"last rose of summer" and "here come the tears" show me why ballads are not jp's strongpoint but this has some of the best bookends in metal history, and "raw deal" is one of the most underrated jp songs ever so it makes top 5 |
| 4 |  | Judas Priest
British Steel
all thriller no filler and historically significant, there's no way this wouldn't top 5 as it fvckin' rules ahrd \m/ |
| 3 |  | Judas Priest
Sad Wings Of Destiny
this is where jp quit being deep purple-worshipping p*ssies and embraced fvckin' metal but also doing some cool piano and atmospheric shite which means it fvckin' rules ahrd |
| 2 |  | Judas Priest
Painkiller
yawl prolly thought this would be my number 1 but guess wut fvckers? there's more to me than wut meets the eye so take that but goddam it's almost their best cus it's goes so goddam ahrd and is some of the trvest heavy metal ever recorded |
| 1 |  | Judas Priest
Stained Class
there's no denying it anymore cus stained class is not only the best jp but my personal favorite metal record ever made and one of my absolute al-time favorite ablums ever and like you never seen anyone hating on this thing unless you're some fvckin' tryhard who hates on metal but simps for shoegaze |
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