| re-ranking flotsam and jetsam cus they're wreckage |
| 1 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
No Place for Disgrace
the 2014 rerecording doesn't exist cus i smited that piece of shite with its goddam censorship and old man shuffling bpm's like wut the fvck were they sm0kin' cr0ck or some shite like that but anyway, this fvckin' rules we all know that and if you don't, then wake up and smell the goddam roses then step on them cus fvck that pansy shite as this is fvckin' trve metal |
| 2 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Drift
this has no right to be up here but goddamit it fvckin' rules like holy shite it's ratorded how i put this above doomsday but i call it like i see it and what i see is a fvckin' underrated ablum that people don't even know exists and to them i say fvck u and fvck ur mom which i'll be doing later on trust me on that |
| 3 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Doomsday for the Deceiver
unlike jason newstead's playing, this ablum slaps but he also slaps and fvck melattica for doing my man dirty on and justice for all and fvck them for using that title cus there was insurmountable injustice done to homeboy that boy, we all fvckin' knew it so don't try to fvckin' gaslight me james and lars #andjusticeforjason |
| 4 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Flotsam and Jetsam
now this was the comeback ablum i was waiting for like it's basically a modern day version of doomsday which means it's almost as gud plus it's jason fvckin' bittner so yeah, this ablum fvckin' rules ahrd \m/ |
| 5 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Cuatro
flotsam and jetsam listened to enter sandman and were like, "let's do that but with some fvckin' rad alternative rock and groove metal shite with it," and they came up with this and it fvckin' rules too |
| 6 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
The Cold
close but no cigar for top 5 but it's prolly their heaviest and moodiest ablum for what it's worth, and black cloud is the most relatable thing since anal and pizza so fvck yeah, it's a gud ablum |
| 7 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
The End of Chaos
got some slappers on it fo' sho' plus the droms go brrrrrrrrrr |
| 8 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Blood in the Water
goddam that t/t rules and some other awesome shite but half the ablum's kinda uninteresting and wut the fvck is with the compression like holy shite why does every fvckin' band do this like i see right thru that shite like i see right thru ur dad telling ur mom he's not home and he's out working like bitch, we all know what he's spending his overtime money on which is his loss cus i'm brown nosing ur mom and she's paying me so take that |
| 9 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
When the Storm Comes Down
some of the most whack production in their career but has some bops so it's not all bad, in fact it's kinda gud even if i don't want to admit it, like cock rings such as the one on ur mom's face below her nose |
| 10 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
I Am the Weapon
wut the fvck is that ratorded cover well then again that's a recurring thing with this band but anyway, this is the weakest of their most recent shite but it's not bad, good enough for top 10 |
| 11 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
My God
my god there's some good shite here and quiet a bit of mediocrity to bury but the good shite is worth digging up so there's that |
| 12 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
High
vox too quiet which is a fvckin' shame cus the vox and newstead's one ablum are like the only things you uncultured swines even remember about this band but this ain't half bad tbh |
| 13 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Unnatural Selection
it's honestly not terrible, even decent, but it's trebly as fvck like where's the goddam bass that meghan trainor was going on about |
| 14 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Ugly Noise
aside from a couple moments, it's still ugly as fvck and so r u so take your suppository black pill and shove it up your ass |
| 15 |  | Flotsam and Jetsam
Dreams of Death
how dare they name a fvckin' awful ablum after one of their best fvckin' songs like that's the equivalent to tellin' me you want me to hit it from behind but only to find out you have a pancake ass and no asscr0ck like wut the fvck kinda catfishing is that bullshite so fvck this ablum and fvck my sister for leading me on like that |
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