Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
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11.29.25 Im still here very occasionally ♦06.21.25 Checking and been checking
06.03.25 My 2025 so far ♦02.09.25 Stuff that seems to cool which I wanna
01.28.25 Girls Against Boys11.21.24 Things ive checked this year 2024 holy
08.10.24 Morty skramz07.14.24 Mort.'s 2024 pt.1 ♦
07.05.24 Hip-Hop to check06.21.24 Mort.'s top 100
06.14.24 EUROS 202405.15.24 List is digs
03.19.24 Nostalgia for the American core 2000s ♦01.15.24 A love letter to Coalesce
11.28.23 Morty's 2023 fav listens ♦11.23.23 Metalcore that does suck ♦
10.29.23 The Skronkman Cometh ♦09.27.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
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Things ive checked this year 2024 holy year it is!!
1Pig Destroyer
Terrifyer (20th Anniversary Reissue)

goes hard
2New Wet Kojak
New Wet Kojak

so new, so wet, so kojak
3bane
It All Comes Down to This

dull with moments of goodness
4Bello and Shem
Strawberry

so much mum fucking
5A Tribe Called Quest
Midnight Marauders

no mum fucking from memory
6Shiner
Making Love

eww sex
7The Go! Team
Thunder, Lightning, Strike

wooooooooooooo!
8Rival Schools
United By Fate

post-hardcore / alt rock for the early 2000s and kerrang readers and genuinely makes me very nostalgic feels good man
9Hatebreed
Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire

dull shit
10Dr. Dre
The Chronic
11Cable
Variable Speed Drive

bad skronk
12Cocteau Twins
Blue Bell Knoll
13The For Carnation
The For Carnation
14Machine Girl
MG Ultra
15108
Threefold Misery

krishnacore would be cool if the music was actually good.
16Melt-Banana
Charlie

no sir, i dont partake in the horse
17Slowdive
Everything is Alive

boring beige shit
18Art Brut
Bang Bang Rock & Roll

actually, uk landfill indie is good when its punk coded and proper funny

i really like the song about modern art giving him a hard on
19nails
Every Bridge Burning

SEETHE
20The Pharcyde
Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde

goes hard
21Sonic Youth
A Thousand Leaves
22Earth Crisis
Gomorrah's Season Ends

OGs of metalcore that I dont think are actually very good. vocals are dreadful.
23Shiner
Splay (2024)

sounds banging
24New Wet Kojak
Nasty International

i waaaaant to waaaaatch
25Crowbar
Sonic Excess in Its Purest Form

TO BUILD A MOUNTAIN TAKES A LOOOOOONG LOOOOOONG TIIIIIIME
26Kickback
Cornered

forgettable hardcore
27XTC
White Music

le spork
28Failure
Golden: Unreleased Sounds and Images

'Shrine' is a top tier Failure track. the rest is so so
29Pyrrhon
Exhaust

skronks so fucking hard! rising fear! flee into the tunnels!!!
30De La Soul
De La Soul Is Dead

good shit
31Failure
Wild Type Droid

pokemon?
32Shellac
Terraform

shellac of north america
33Failure
In The Future Your Body Will Be The Furthest Thing From Your Mind

sci-fi space tales with some dreadful shit at the tale end but otherwise brill
34Damnation A.D.
No More Dreams of Happy Endings
35Failure
The Heart Is a Monster
36Alexisonfire
otherness
37blonde redhead
In an Expression of the Inexpressible
38Public Enemy
Fear of a Black Planet
39Girls Against Boys
Freak*on*ica
40Starkweather
Into the Wire
41Congress
Blackened Persistance
42Jawbox
Novelty
43Today Is the Day
In the Eyes of God
44Arab on Radar
Soak the Saddle
45De La Soul
3 Feet High and Rising
46Excessive Force (CA)
In Your Blood
47Brainbombs
Urge to Kill
48Girls Against Boys
You Can't Fight What You Can't See
49Girls Against Boys
Cruise Yourself
50shellac
1000 Hurts

shellac of north america
51Melt-Banana
Teeny Shiny
52Slick Rick
The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
53Failure
Magnified
54108
Songs of Separation

krishnacore would be good if the music was better
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