Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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11.29.25 Im still here very occasionally 06.21.25 Checking and been checking
06.03.25 My 2025 so far 02.09.25 Stuff that seems to cool which I wanna
01.28.25 Girls Against Boys11.21.24 Things ive checked this year 2024 holy
08.10.24 Morty skramz07.14.24 Mort.'s 2024 pt.1
07.05.24 Hip-Hop to check06.21.24 Mort.'s top 100
06.14.24 EUROS 202405.15.24 List is digs
03.19.24 Nostalgia for the American core 2000s 01.15.24 A love letter to Coalesce
11.28.23 Morty's 2023 fav listens 11.23.23 Metalcore that does suck
10.29.23 The Skronkman Cometh 09.27.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
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Mort.'s 2024 pt.1

not albums from 2024, just everything ive heard so far. 1 is the first album i rate this year xxx
1AL-90
CODE​-915913


4

Microhouse house/techno/ambient. Club music you can just about hear from the other side of the city
2Age Of Reason
Fuck You


3

obscure metalcore that i believe had Aaron Turner of Isis fame in. nothing special, nothing awful.
3Death
Spiritual Healing


3

I have no memory of this. Not really my type of death metal
4Women
Public Strain


3

Indie music that is for snoozers
5Traindodge
The Alley Parade


4

Kansas City band that has been around for a fair while. Mix of alternative rock, post-hardcore, emo and big riffs. For fans of Hum & Shiner (pretty sure them and Shiner have played together a fair bit and now share a label on Spartan Records)
6Kumo 99
HeadPlate


3.5

Electronic music
7Four Tet
There is Love in You


3

I dont remember this, the only impression I have a vague impression of was 'this is sort of nice'
8Girls Against Boys
House of GVSB (25th Anniversary Edition)


5

Post-hardcore of the Fugazi era and vein, most interested in cruisin, playing bass, vibing, being ironic and going 'ooh la la im from france'. Not so much interested in politics.
9Hopesfall
Satellite Years 2.0 (Remixed and Remastered)


4.5

If there is a to be a genre called 'melodic metalcore', it should be like this (fuck sweden)
10NewJeans
New Jeans


3

K-pop
11Alanis Morissette
Jagged Little Pill


4

If Alanis cut down on the vocal histrionics just a tad I would have enjoyed this more. Not the Doctor is a fantastic deep cut.
12Expander
Neuropunk Boostergang


3.5

Thrash/crossover with a futuristic aesthetic, throat shredding vox and pummelling riffs. Minus 1.5 for being thrash.
13Stereolab
Dots and Loops


4.5

Yuppie scum? No, theyre just undercover as yuppie scum. Its ironic and therefore good.
14The Jesus Lizard
Down


4

Noise rock boys go through the motions and still put out music leagues beyond the rest.
15Harvest
Transitions


3.5

90s metalcore that was lacking in the songwriting and could have gone heavier on the skronk. Looking forward to checking out the rest of their discography though.
16Shudder To Think
50,000 B.C.


4.5

Post-hardcore glam outfit leave Dischord for a major label and go all in on the glam/pop rock vibe. Velvet crooners eat your heat out.
17Hot Snakes
Automatic Midnight


4.5

Post-hardcore that riffs hard. Not much to write home about in the songwriting department but there are riffs for days.
18The Lounge Lizards
Voice of Chunk


4

Jazz (good)
19Hammerhead
Duh, The Big City


4

Noise rock (good)
20Soundtrack (Video Game)
Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike


4

Video game soundtrack (good)
21U.S. Maple
Acre Thrills


4.5

Experimental rock
22Beloved
Failure On


4

Ask sputnikmusic.com user beloved
23Machine Girl
Super Freq


4

Hell yeah machine girl rock
24Today Is the Day
Supernova


4

Noise rock/metalcore
25Shiner
Schadenfreude


4

Check Shiner
26The Field
Looping State of Mind


4

Ambient techno/microhouse or something. I dunno its like the other The Field records
27Tomas Dvorak
Machinarium Soundtrack


4.5

Puzzle game soundtrack best enjoyed by playing the game itself. Ambient tracks on this are 10/10.
28The Chisel
Retaliation


4

Straightforward oi punk
29Tragic Mulatto
Locos Por El Sexo


4

Noise rock about cum
30Replicant
Infinite Mortality


4

Read my review
31MouthBreather (USA-MA)
Self-Tape


4

High-speed chunky core daddies with some bad lyrics but excellent vocal attack/antiphony
32Arctic Monkeys
AM


1.5

I hate this with all my soul, pastiche of rock music for shithead yuppies to sing along to. Nobody is only calling you when youre high, shut the fuck up.
33Hiroshi Yoshimura
Soundscape 1: Surround


4.5

Clean water outside reading ambient for those at peace
34Aftershock
Through The Looking Glass


3

Metalcore band that had some cool bits and a lot that bored me that I dont really remember much about. Was more in the vein of the swedish dm influenced metalcore than the hardcore stuff I prefer.
35Bring Me The Horizon
POST HUMAN: NeX GEn


2.5

Bring Me The Horizon shamlessly ape a dozen or so aesthetics/subgenres instead of doing just 1 well. Also, how dare you pretend youre Enter Shikari you dogs, you have none of the charm.
36Shudder To Think
Get Your Goat


4

Post-hardcore band with a little bit of a glam streak that only grows with time. Catchy and melodic.
37Butthole Surfers
Rembrandt Pussyhorse


3.5

Experimental noise rock merchants go meander
38Turmoil
The Process Of


4

90s metalcore minus the dissonance
39The Blinding Light
The Ascension Attempt


3.5

Thrashy metalcore with a dissonant streak, very rough and fierce aethetic.
40D'Angelo
Voodoo


4.5

This is possibly a 5 in time. Great vibes, slick, soulful and smooth.
41Pissed Jeans
King of Jeans


4

Noise rock with emphasis on the rock, but not as sloppy as Cows. They do both share an affinity for piss however.
42Hum
Electra 2000


4

A formulaic album with not much songwriting variation but a whole lotta riffs.
43Charli XCX
Brat and it's the same but there's three more…


4

The 2000s club scene comes back with a PC music update and unashamedly bratty attitude
44Undying
This Day All Gods Die


3

Melodic metalcore with religious aesthetic and raspy vocals
45Portishead
Third


4

I like this much more than their debut LP. The electronic (almost industrial) influence does a lot for them.
46KEN mode
Entrench


4

Sludgy noisy taut metalcore with Dave Verellen of Botch coming in to finish off a skronker? Based
47Starkweather
Croatoan


3

I really love the songwriting and instrumentation on this, very unique take on the metalcore/sludge sound with fantastic production, but the tradional metal off-key creepy boy vox do not please me. Harsh vox rule however.
48Blacklisters
Adult


3

UK noise rock band who had a great debut album fail to replicate that squawk
49Commix
Call To Mind


3

DNB is not my thing but I can appreciate the production quality on this.
50mclusky
My Pain and Sadness Is More Sad and Painful Than Yours


4

Welsh Pixies with perhaps a little too much ironic jokemaking but oodles of cheekiness endear them to me
51Groundwork
Today We Will Not Be Invisible Nor Silent


3.5

OG metalcore that seems to be having a rediscovery. Has the dark, crushing atmosphere that 90s metalcore so desperately needed to supplant awful thrash/punk melding
52Downcast
Downcast [LP]


2.5

Obscure OG metalcore (very early) that has stayed obscure for a reason
53Ringworm
The Promise


2.5

Generic sucky metalcore with too much thrash influence and little personality.
54Lightning Bolt
Wonderful Rainbow


4

High-speed noiseniks craft repetitive odes to loudness
55Joey Valence and Brae
Punk Tactics


4

Beastie Boys worship excels due to charisma, fun lyrics and great instrumentals
56108
Holyname


3

The one truth for 108 is that Krishna is very cool and based but the hardcore isnt much to write home about
57Strife
One Truth


2.5

The one truth is that this is incredibly generic hardcore
58Refused
This Just Might Be... The Truth


3

Good band makes an ok album with proto-metalcore stylings.
59Slater
FM Thoughts


4

Pop/electronic/hip-hop (bedroom?) project that is a fun time and hits the 2000s nostalgia brainstem tingling
60Cows
Orphan's Tragedy


4

Scuzzy, sleazy, sloppy, stinky noise rock that is more about rock than noise which I honestly prefer (noise rock with an experimental edge can be great but beer drinkin rock with big fuzz is great fun, sue me)
61Merauder
Master Killer


3.5

NYC Hardcore with a lot of bouncy riffs, a very charismatic 'metal' vocalist and songs about being a master killer.
62Sonic Youth
NYC Ghosts & Flowers


2.5

Sonic Youth lose all their equipment and make some boring music (band is genuinely at their best when theyre writing pretty tradionally straightforward rock songs with a noisy/rough edge).
63Public Enemy
It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back


4

Big beats, big voice, big proclamations. BASS
64Integrity
Systems Overload (A2/Orr Mix)


3.5

Integrity's best moments are when they really start going for the off-kilter solos, otherwise theyre a pretty by the numbers 90s metalcore band most the time. I really really love the aesthetic, but the songwriting often leaves a lot to be desired.
65Charles Mingus
Let My Children Hear Music


4

I lack the vocabulary to speak about jazz. Not really a genre im acquainted with but I do very much enjoy this.
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