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Vitamin b12: Magic is Real

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE DOC. The lazy devil phoned in the entire conversation -- literally and figuratively
1The Exploited
Fuck the System


OH WELL, FUCK HIM.

He refuses to investigate the CAUSE of my illness. Fortunately, I don’t need him to treat the symptoms. I started treating it myself a couple weeks ago when I saw the labs
2Grave Digger
Healed By Metal


LOW VITAMIN B12 is treated with over-the-counter stuff anyway.

1000ug-sublinguially.
3KMFDM
Hell Yeah


HOLY MOLY.

The first day -- and I mean within 20 minutes or so -- the “hit” was somewhere in terms of power between chugging a large cup of coffee and dropping a decent dose of my eldest niece’s Adderall.
4Toxic Smile
RetroTox Forte


BUT IT WAS JUST A DOSE OF VITAMIN B12!

Vitamin B12 isn’t even a stimulant or anything. It’s just a metabolite. You know, a nutrient, like calcium or niacin or folate. Shit like that. We’re talking multivitamins here, not Black Beauties.

I’ve taken multivitamins before, and they didn’t do anything like this. Apparently, it’s got to be delivered under my tongue. My stomach is simply not doing its job delivering the product, so it has to go in through a route that isn't strictly oral. Nor anal, come to that.
5Das Ich
Relikt


I DON’T GET “HITS” LIKE THIS ANYMORE, now that I’m apparently back to normal levels.

But the resultant mania is pretty wild. I haven’t felt like this since I was struck by Long-Covid, maybe not since my 20’s.

I can easily go an occasional six hours of sleep without a day of drowsy hell, and my stomach and headache pains are no longer disabling. No more days spent miserably planted on the couch watching reruns like a filter-feeding coral polyp
6Sloth
22


IF ANYONE OUT THERE IS FEELING GENERAL SICKNESS, DEPRESSION, FATIGUE -- anything that makes you feel more like a sloth than a hummingbird in other words -- consider a cheap multi-vitamin for a start and just see what happens

I had to read a lot of stuff online -- crazy old unreliable Dr. Google -- and pester the shit out of my real doctor to run all kinds of tests, this lab result finally popped up low.

(I think he’s kind of pissed that something actually came up. He’s been insisting it was in my head for years, the bastard).
7King Diamond
Conspiracy


I DON’T USUALLY BELIEVE STUFF LIKE THIS WORKS. I’m not prone to placebos, and 97% of the supplement industry is a big racket, generating huge amounts of profits and gallons upon gallons of expensive urine.

But this one worked. It didn’t CURE the problem, but I’ll take a good treatment any day.
8Beastie Boys
Licensed to Ill


I FEEL LIKE I’M RUNNING ON JET FUEL THESE DAYS, and I’m only drinking a couple cups of coffee a day

What I’ve got is a serious case of mania. Whether it’s a good case or a bad case, I’ll just have to wait and see

(It turns out that you can pour rocket fuel into a car’s engine, and it won’t explode or anything. All engines run on controlled explosions anyway)
9Primus
Frizzle Fry


HOWEVER, KEROSENE BURNS HOT AS FUCK AND IT WILL MELT THE PISTONS AND SEIZE THE ENGINE.

So it’s not advisable

I’m worried that my mania is like an engine running on kerosene. Speed sometimes causes brain melt-downs in the form of bad shit like strokes, as occurs sometimes during meth and coke overdoses.
10Grave Digger
Ballads of a Hangman


BUT MY PARTNER HAS END OF LIFE POWERS and she’ll just pull the plug if things go tits-up.

If I can rely on her for anything, I can rely on her for THAT at least
11Grendel (NL)
Timewave Zero


MANIA IS IN FACT CLASSIFIED AS A VARIETY OF MENTAL ILLNESS.

But I'll take it any day over fatigue and depression. Like Sonia Konietzko says:

"Hell yeah, bring it on
Bloody hell yeah"!

(Grendel's CHEMICALS + CIRCUITRY, Feel-Good Music for the Manic (or should I say 'the maniacal'?): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fo-a9QvFPA)
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