You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk

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Metalcore that does suck

there is an alarming amount of metalcore apologism from people who are old enough to know better (and some stinky teenagers with bad taste) here is a list of bands you are not allowed to defend.

2Invent Animate

more like invent some better music
3Polaris (AUS)
The Death of Me

i dont have anything to say
4The Devil Wears Prada
The Act

i beg you to stop spending your time listening to this bands new albums, they were barely good back in the day and they suck now
The Dark Pool

the shit pool
6Silent Planet
Everything Was Sound

silent is right cos i turn this off every time i try to see what the fuss is about

bands existence is an error (i am very funny)
8Johnny Booth
Firsthand Accounts

firsthand account of how mid this band is
The Sin of Human Frailty

the sin of making a big blown out noisy piece of wank that intimates skronk but doesnt actually
This Bright and Beautiful World

the bad and baddiful world
11Better Lovers
God Made Me an Animal

god made me boring and lazy

i hate chaotic metalcore so bad, none of it has any real bite

go listen to old things, old things are always better
The Fear of Fear

omg courtney < 3 < 3
13August Burns Red
Death Below

hahahah this band is still doing the same thing and people are pretending its not the 9th time theyve made this album
The Fire Itself
15Loathe (UK)
I Let It In And It Took Everything

i let it in, and it bored me really badly
16Norma Jean
All Hail

once this band was cool and now theyre the buttrock of metalcore
Periphery IV: Hail Stan

this is here just for every single djent band except for uhhh like frontierer or something
18Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden

goes without saying but apparently not
A Eulogy for Those Still Here

i know its very difficult for you all, please dont cry
I Let the Devil In

just checked to see how stinky they are, damn this stinky
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