0xME
06.02.23 | Michael Jackson - Thriller |
Ryus
06.02.23 | bladee - eversince |
Voivod
06.02.23 | List needs Vicious Rumors. |
neekafat
06.02.23 | red flag list |
budgie
06.02.23 | check the 3rd heavy load LP |
MarsKid
06.02.23 | Just listen to Imperial Circus Dead Decadence tbh |
90m80s
06.02.23 | listen to Eternal Champion |
MillionDead
06.02.23 | If ever there was an oxymoron. |
PotsyTater
06.02.23 | ^^^seriously |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.02.23 | ^^^ insecure soyboys |
0xME
06.02.23 | serious answer, maybe USPM is the way to go? but the manly adjective is not really applicable to music unless you want meme answers since it it not a musical descriptor |
TheAntichrist
06.02.23 | never thought i'd hear the words "manly" and "power metal" in the same sentence |
PotsyTater
06.02.23 | “ ^ insecure soyboys”
-dude who needs to posit his flamboyant music as “manly” to protect his fragile male ego |
frozencarl
06.02.23 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=231483
doesnt get much manlier than this |
MarsKid
06.02.23 | Isn't part of the fun of power metal the fact that it's not hyper-masculine compared to other forms of metal
Like it doesn't need to be "manly" to begin with. Power metal at its best is pure unpretentious entertainment, it knows what it is and doesn't care. It's the ultimate vibe check of the metal world honestly, you can't be too self-serious or power metal falls flat. |
MarsKid
06.02.23 | Tbh not sure who I'm responding to I'm just kinda talking |
KILL
06.02.23 | early iced earth is the most primal aggressive power metal you'll ever hear bro
|
pizzamachine
06.02.23 | Early Rhapsody of Fire |
BookoftheFallen
06.02.23 | Yes I’m looking for toxic masculinity themed power metal. Especially uspm. Watch that virgin Steele music video if you don’t know what I’m talking about. Eternal champion is perfect. |
90m80s
06.02.23 | i already said eternal champ bruh |
budgie
06.02.23 | conan the barbarian score |
90m80s
06.02.23 | wtf budgie i thot this was your list lol |
budgie
06.02.23 | it might as well have been i l o v e manilla rocky road ice cream |
90m80s
06.02.23 | i think ima eat ice cream for breakfast |
budgie
06.02.23 | where the fuck do u live that its breakfast time right now. SATURN ? |
90m80s
06.02.23 | i do what i want |
naughtcturnal
06.02.23 | Cirith Ungol - King of the Dead |
BookoftheFallen
06.02.23 | Real men dont eat ice cream. thats for sissy boys. Men eat steak instead. |
90m80s
06.02.23 | your loss brohound |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | >dude who needs to posit his flamboyant music as “manly” to protect his fragile male ego
that...doesnt even make any sense
marskid casually explaining what makes power metal so manly without understanding that that is what makes power metal so manly |
budgie
06.03.23 | steak flavored ice cream ok |
TheAntichrist
06.03.23 | pipe down children |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | except this part:
>it's not hyper-masculine compared to other forms of metal
what metal is hyper masculine if not pm? black metal with its whiny shrieks and crying? thrash with its bitch fits? death trying to be cool by talking about shredded guts? |
budgie
06.03.23 | maybe brocore shit like pantera or uhhhhhhh hatebreed lol |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | little boys trying to act tuff ahrd rock^ |
Ryus
06.03.23 | hatebreed m////// |
Ryus
06.03.23 | power metal is not manly nor is it not manly it just sounds bad ok! |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | u just sound bad ok |
budgie
06.03.23 | im pretty sure ppl who think pm sucks think pm is dragonforce. go listen to s/t helloween ep pls music noobs |
Ryus
06.03.23 | i did it was not good |
Ryus
06.03.23 | wait no that was just keeper of the seven keys |
budgie
06.03.23 | if u think that ep is not good you r hopeless |
90m80s
06.03.23 | but did poster get what he needs |
MillionDead
06.03.23 | Idk why the power metal needs to called manly, cause it's assuredly one of the most flamboyant, glamorous, and campy forms of metal, but my fav power metal record is definitely X Japan - Art of Life. |
MarsKid
06.03.23 | IDK I thought I got it bang-on tbh |
90m80s
06.03.23 | manly power |
MillionDead
06.03.23 | You really did, Mars. I don't even hate power metal, it's just undeniably kinda silly and that's part of it. Let's enjoy some long haired men in tight bdsm pants tastefully explore their falsetto, guys. GETS THE BLOOD FLOWIN |
90m80s
06.03.23 | yall are projecting |
MarsKid
06.03.23 | I cannot hear you, you are on Saturn |
90m80s
06.03.23 | true true |
budgie
06.03.23 | saturn boy saturn boy |
evilford
06.03.23 | Do u though? |
porcupinetheater
06.03.23 | Now that's manpower |
Eakflanderyof
06.03.23 | I know some power metal dudes that are always being "manly" on facebook but i think it's pretty much always tongue in cheek |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | real men get brazenly silly in public |
Spec
06.03.23 | that song from guitar hero |
90m80s
06.03.23 | real men only do things real men would do |
MoM
06.03.23 | Power metal is one of the least stereotypically masculine forms of metal and that’s a highlight. While it would be nice if more of it were good, the same could be said for all genres |
BookoftheFallen
06.03.23 | Power metal is the salty spittoon while black metal is Weenie hut juniors. |
MoM
06.03.23 | War metal is Salty Spitoon, Power Metal is Weenie Hut Juniors, Glam metal is Weenie Hut General |
90m80s
06.03.23 | the heart wants what the heart wants |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | power metal eats nails for breakfast without any milk, black metal rips mom off and turns her into wow, everything else pretends to beat up their friend and has to put milk in their bowls of nails so sad |
budgie
06.03.23 | i feel like nails would be just as bad whether or not you ate them with milk |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.03.23 | metal is metal
but that is why youre a weenie |
budgie
06.03.23 | guys why isnt the shining debut more celebrated
|
90m80s
06.03.23 | which shining? |
Flugmorph
06.03.23 | Nightwish : ) |
pizzamachine
06.03.23 | :] |
budgie
06.03.23 | the DEBUT lp |
90m80s
06.03.23 | theres more than one band called Shining pal |
budgie
06.03.23 | which 1 do u thnk i mean |
90m80s
06.03.23 | prob the one that released the laughibly bad redefining darkness album lol u heard that one? |
budgie
06.03.23 | 1v1 me aoe2 rn lets settle this |
90m80s
06.03.23 | if i had aoe2 i would for sure. looks like i would be good at it. but for real, that one track on redefining darkness where its like a dashboard emo love ballad to a life of evil is so funny i giggle to think of it today. |
budgie
06.03.23 | i have only heard first 5 lps
i was a big fan of 5 when it came out
then forgot about it
1-4 i heard only recently and 1 is stupid good
2-4 are ok
but 1 is fuckin
huh, wow |
90m80s
06.03.23 | i thot ud like 3-4 more with hellhammer on drums |
budgie
06.03.23 | i dont like his drumming tbhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
90m80s
06.03.23 | 5hining 5 is kewl |
budgie
06.03.23 | u lITERalyl hav the worst 5s on this site |
90m80s
06.03.23 | i know i should leave |
budgie
06.03.23 | what kind of nurb 5s my war |
90m80s
06.03.23 | my war is peak black flag and punk metal. so damn heavy and dark. i love the paranoid lyrics. does it all. |
BookoftheFallen
06.03.23 | my war is pretty manly thats true |
budgie
06.03.23 | side B was religious scripture for young adult budge |
90m80s
06.03.23 | i should still leave |
budgie
06.03.23 | if u come back bring food |
naughtcturnal
06.03.23 | cirith ungol goddammit |
ffs
06.03.23 | i need womanly power metal recs |
90m80s
06.04.23 | make yer own list ffs |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.04.23 | ^crystal viper |
budgie
06.04.23 | muzy wanna jump 90m80s with stale baguettes |
90m80s
06.04.23 | the proof is in the pudding |
budgie
06.04.23 | hey thats mine |
90m80s
06.04.23 | i read it on an iggy pop cd |
budgie
06.04.23 | iggy pop this pussy |
90m80s
06.04.23 | i wanna be yr dawg |
budgie
06.04.23 | I SAID laaa laa La LAAA LAAa laa la laaaaaa
is that lou reed actually idr |
90m80s
06.04.23 | stooge |
Casavir
06.04.23 | Slauter Xstroyes - Winter Kill
Brocas Helm - Into Battle
Winterfell - The Veil of Summer
Adramelch - Irae Melanox
Phantom - Cyberchrist
Rosae Crucis - Worms of the Earth
Darkblack - Sellsword
Helstar - A Distant Thunder
Mephisto - S/T
Timelord - Regeneration
Wrest - Livin' in a Cage |
Casavir
06.04.23 | I think these should all fit what you're looking for, honestly. |
budgie
06.04.23 | mephisto underrated af |
90m80s
06.04.23 | curly was prob the best stooge |
Piglet
06.04.23 | that new sacred outcry album slaps
innit |
budgie
06.04.23 | great now i want curly fries
thanks a lot 90m8 ass hold |
Storm In A Teacup
06.04.23 | I wish i could door dash you a whole bag of arbys curly fries from the grocery store and then you would have 5,000 calories of curly fries all at once |
90m80s
06.04.23 | trigger u by accidentally reminding u of a delicious |
budgie
06.04.23 | ive never had arby fries
i had a sand wich there once time that look liked a horses vagina i saw once in a porno
needless to say last time i ever buyed from that place lemme tell u somethin |
90m80s
06.04.23 | jack in the box is better so im not surprised get the tacos |
budgie
06.04.23 | j in the bitch tacos are an institution |
90m80s
06.04.23 | turn off animal planet and go get some du.my |
budgie
06.04.23 | im not a stoned teenager anymore i cant eat j in the b takos |
90m80s
06.04.23 | yea u prob learnef by now not to eat right away so you can stretch out your high |
budgie
06.04.23 | i really doubt gastric emptying rate has any effect on how quickly compounds in smoke saturates ur blood thru membranes in the fookin lungs m8 bud pal |
Storm In A Teacup
06.04.23 | Eat before you smoke that isvthe way |
Storm In A Teacup
06.04.23 | Budgie on the case |
90m80s
06.04.23 | as much as you obsessively fixate on food it prob enchances your high bro i get u |
budgie
06.04.23 | love me food
hate me canadians
simple as |
90m80s
06.04.23 | i bet u would love a canadian who had some food 4 u |
budgie
06.04.23 | depends on the food
depends on the canadian
but they have their work cut out for them lemme tell you somethin |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.04.23 | i have no food but u can suck mah ballzzzz |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.04.23 | also cas lmao |
90m80s
06.04.23 | i never inhaled but when i did eat canadian after itd make me leepy or feel more reverse ungood i dunno prob subjunctive |
budgie
06.04.23 | subjunctive lol are u a linguist |
90m80s
06.04.23 | meesa cunning lunguist |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.04.23 | poutine makes me very conditional myself |
90m80s
06.04.23 | add spinal tap |