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Last Active 03-15-20 11:11 pm
Joined 07-14-15
Review Comments 11,970
| 2k? 2k.
2000 rates? Boy howdy that's a big number. Absolutely fucking bonkers to imagine that a solid 75 percent of those jams can be attributed to this site. I've said it once, twice, thrice, and I shall say it a million times furthermore. I love yall and this site has meant more to me than I think even I could properly know. Here's some recent jams to celebrate. | | 1 |  | Soen
Cognitive
Tool structure meets Opeth atmosphere meets Katatonia-esque hooks. It is an ethereal and complex yet easily digestible blend that is, in my forays thus far, probably the best Soen. | | 2 |  | Unholy (FIN)
From the Shadows
Deeply, deeply weird and freaky and guttural death-doom from the capital of all things grim, Finland. Imagine, if you will, Luc Lemay dropping 5 tabs of acid and being isolated in the misty Borneo rainforest whilst being predated on by local cannibals. This is that kinda nightmare fuel. | | 3 |  | Heaven Shall Burn
Of Truth and Sacrifice
Halfway through but fuck em it's staying on this list
Mid 2000s core metalcore/melodeath that isn't actually mid 2000s. Is very very chonky and heartwarming | | 4 |  | Wu-Tang Clan
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Only just jammed this recently lol, honestly a touch underwhelmed but still great for a dose of gut-punching bullet-to-the-head ferocious-and-violent 90s rap. Bring Tha Ruckus is GOAT. | | 5 |  | Tribulation
Hamartia
Best Trib aside from Down Below. Guitar work is wonderful and intricate and this shit makes Halloween come 6 months ahead of time so put on ur big goth boots light up those tealights and menacingly whirl some red wine cause whew baby issa goth Metal jam | |
Dedes
04.10.23 | Man I should start reviewing again soon lol what up sput | pizzamachine
04.10.23 | Welcome to da club mon. Here’s your groovy tropical smoothie bro. | Dedes
04.10.23 | You won't get me again with your exorbitant prices Orange Julius | Purpl3Spartan
04.11.23 | Beautiful | calmrose
04.11.23 | Dedes is a pal | AeniasGaming
04.11.23 | Never could get into Cognitive, fell a lot harder for Lykaia/Lotus. Savia is a phenomenal song though | dedex
04.11.23 | love you dedebro
also yes pls review again!! |
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