SteakByrnes: MARCH MADNESS 2023 WINNER ðŸ†ðŸ¾ðŸŽ‰

SteakByrnes 04.10.23	CONGRATS PORC!!!!! Also thank you again to everybody who voted and made this a fun time! Hosting was more work than I thought lol but it was fun and I hope you all liked the themes :]
Pheromone 04.10.23	this is the greatest day of my life porc victory well deserved best user best hair best face best nick cave av
Slex 04.10.23	Can't be mad at this, dude is class
fogza 04.10.23	Congrats you spiky bastion of the performing arts
Sinternet 04.10.23	excellent work everyone, a deserved winner
Sinternet 04.10.23	i never thought i'd see the day a two-terrible-bands-shoved-together username won , but if anyone was gonna they picked the best one
ArsMoriendi 04.10.23	I predicted him as winner from like round 1, so good job Porc Your presence has been sitewide appreciated â˜ºï¸
DavidYowi 04.10.23	fuck yeah Porc
robertsona 04.10.23	Congrats Porc! Decent showing for cubist. Ars I posted the art history shit as an inevitably buried comment in convo thread
tectactoe 04.10.23	God bless and congrats porc. I knew you had it in you and I need to selfishly point out that I voted for you every single time.
someone 04.10.23	one of the few correct decisions we've made as a community and society lately. congrats porcing porc, do the title justice
fogza 04.10.23	Tec do not show us hypocrites up hush hush
SteakByrnes 04.10.23	porc please harass mx to get avatars working please and thank you
DadKungFu 04.10.23	Grats porc hope this newfound power doesn't go to your head too much
ArsMoriendi 04.10.23	â€œArs I posted the art history shit as an inevitably buried comment in convo threadâ€œ Oh, well Iâ€™ll have to check it but also wouldâ€™ve been an epic list oh well
AlexKzillion 04.10.23	much deserved
Trifolium 04.10.23	Yippee congrats porc, you ultra cutie and maybe next year you ultra Gene!!!!!!
ffs 04.10.23	woot
JohnnyoftheWell 04.10.23	IT IS PORC!!!! but porc already has a perfect avi bc porc is perf
RosaParks 04.10.23	no clue who that is
deathschool 04.10.23	gg
PotsyTater 04.10.23	What a roller coaster
Egarran 04.10.23	thundering applause Such a beautiful winner. And you were an excellent host, Steak.
Dewinged 04.10.23	Big Nick Dracula avy incoming. Congrats porc of porcs!
normaloctagon 04.10.23	GG porc and great hosting steak!
Pheromone 04.10.23	oh yeah thanks for hosting steak u ruled woo go steak go steak
fogza 04.10.23	Steak was pretty great... Slow but great ðŸ˜‰
anat 04.10.23	porc wins the steak hosted march madness a collusion from big meat?
SteakByrnes 04.10.23	ty for the kind words pals :] porc I've started a new host tradition where you have to take a vacation in the middle of the competition
normaloctagon 04.10.23	"a collusion from big meat?" lmao
JohnnyoftheWell 04.10.23	the road is paved for norma victory 2024 and giant Dr Octagon avi to follow
fogza 04.10.23	nonsense next year is windowpain's
porcupinetheater 04.10.23	Aahhh thank you everyone!! I would give you all sloppy kisses except for these time zones But Steak you first thank you for hosting and someone you are great enough to be everyone
AsleepInTheBack 04.10.23	Big clap: CLAP. Aka congratulations !
PotsyTater 04.10.23	Who the fuck is windowpain
MillionDead 04.10.23	lmao big meat
JesperL 04.10.23	aw hell yeah congrats porc u are hot (windowpain 4ever tho)
Conmaniac 04.10.23	Yooo congrats porc!! Called this back in round 2 :D happy for you well deserved
pizzamachine 04.10.23	Congrats to zee wiener
JayEnder 04.10.23	Congrats porc!!!
Purpl3Spartan 04.10.23	Eyo nice one porc!
Dewinged 04.11.23	"someone you are great enough to be everyone" words of a true champion and probably the most wholesome thing anyone has said to someone.
evilford 04.11.23	Welcome to the club porc ;-)
robertsona 04.11.23	shit was rigged marriage story gif
porcupinetheater 04.11.23	Robert switched from Norma to me just to whistelblow the corruption of the system
robertsona 04.11.23	against me. it stopped being rigged once it stopped being against me. like the band against me
Storm In A Teacup 04.11.23	Congrats porc! Congrats someone on getting so far!
butt. 04.11.23	"i never thought i'd see the day a two-terrible-bands-shoved-together username won , but if anyone was gonna they picked the best one" wow this just reminded me of TheWonderSoFar. lmfao
unclereich 04.11.23	damn does he get the big av even tho the site is fucked up??? if so get rid of Dracula hahaha. nice win dude
dedex 04.11.23	oooooh congrats porc! many baes deserved to win, but a bae won which is the most important thing!!
Trifolium 04.11.23	"many baes deserved to win, but a bae won" Excellent summary baedex!!!! (That would work better for Bedex, but oh well!)
SteakByrnes 04.11.23	porc will run next year's tourney with an iron fist
unclereich 04.11.23	Can greenlinkinmuse weigh in?
Pheromone 04.12.23	norma has lost to the winner twice in fine margins what does this mean for norma is it his destiny it's leo at the oscars all over again
SteakByrnes 04.12.23	norma vs dedex in the 2024 march madness finals book it
JohnnyoftheWell 04.12.23	sry am already booked for the ULTIMATE BATTLE OF GOOD AND EVIL promised by the norma vs. Baseline final
Ryus 04.12.23	spookynewghostfriend vs skele
ArsMoriendi 04.12.23	Thatâ€™d be the easiest vote of all time Ryus Bring back spooky
Storm In A Teacup 04.12.23	Spooky was top 5 cutest poster in sputnik history
Minortimbo12 04.12.23	I had no chance Literally- I wasn't on the ballot
Pheromone 04.12.23	lmao in steak's defence he probably used the one from last year before u were alive
SteakByrnes 04.12.23	Yea I grabbed last year's list and swapped people in and out, mostly focusing on bringing in new contribs/staff
fogza 04.12.23	Now that this is settled what are your plans steak? How did the March Madness title change your life? Have you got any exciting projects lined up?
Egarran 04.12.23	And how did you avoid going crazy with megalomania?
SteakByrnes 04.12.23	I became the march madness It did get very tedious setting up the matchups and stuff but I had fun making the themes and looking for albums that fit. porc joins the list of righteousness
Trifolium 04.13.23	Loved the themes dearest Steak, loved your madness too.
SteakByrnes 01.16.24	do you guys think porc has thought about march madness 2024 at all
Purpl3Spartan 01.16.24	bro cant even get his big pfp anymore
Dewinged 01.16.24	Honestly, nope.
Trifolium 01.16.24	I never see them any more at all ðŸ˜¢
Pheromone 01.16.24	> do you guys think porc has thought about march madness 2024 at all lmaoooo
porcupinetheater 01.16.24	Hey everybody I wanted to go out on a high note so I retired from ever posting again after the extraordinary announcement of April 10, 2023
porcupinetheater 01.16.24	Wait shit
Pheromone 01.16.24	haha ily you can go to the reverse dewi route n reduce the numbers to like idk 8
Dewinged 01.16.24	yeah, u the boss porc, you do your own system (if u want the tradition to live on, if not, then fuck it)
Pheromone 01.16.24	actually increase it to an unprecedented 1024 chicken
porcupinetheater 01.16.24	Iâ€™m seeing if I can get together a list of 32 albums each with cover art of tits/butts/dicks/pussies for the initial elim rounds this will be the determining factor Submissions are open, I already have: Gentle Giant - Acquiring the Taste and Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection
Dewinged 01.16.24	black crowes - amorica type o negative - slow deep and hard death grips - the one with Zach's cock
JesperL 01.16.24	heathermint - feline hotelier - goodness
Pangea 01.16.24	couch slut - my life as a woman
Trifolium 01.16.24	I hope this counts: Manowar - Anthology
ArsMoriendi 01.16.24	Thereâ€™s always Nigel Pepper Cock
SteakByrnes 01.16.24	these are good themes you are already a good host porc
anat 01.16.24	Chumbawumba - Anarchy Ministry - Dark Side of the Spoon
ArsMoriendi 01.16.24	Deerhunterâ€™s debut has 2 dicks on it and they both belong to the Black Lipsâ€™ bass player
anat 01.16.24	has he got 2 dicks?
ArsMoriendi 01.16.24	Maybe But no itâ€™s just an image of him twice with a deer head. Weird album cover really and donâ€™t me started on the album name
Icebloom 01.16.24	Supertramp - Indelibly Stamped
someone 01.17.24	as for tits, ive found this list https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1096614&listid=177245#12
SteakByrnes 02.26.24	has anybody seen porc
fogza 02.26.24	Done a runner with the trophy ain't no one taking it away
ArsMoriendi 02.26.24	Oh yeah this is coming up
Demon of the Fall 02.26.24	I'm not letting my fragile ego take a beating this year, will probably abstain
ArsMoriendi 02.26.24	Iâ€™ll vote for you anyway
MarsKid 02.26.24	To be fair, is there much of a point now? Avatars are broken indefinitely.
SteakByrnes 02.26.24	cause it's epic and fun and cool
MarsKid 02.26.24	That is also fair lol
pizzamachine 02.26.24	Still dunno how I didnâ€™t win
Egarran 02.26.24	Yes how are we supposed to do this when many users don't have avatars?
SteakByrnes 02.26.24	This didn't always give out big avatar as a prize lol it was hosted and done before those days too. And when that functionality comes back I'm sure sowing/jom would be willing to honor the win and give the big boy avatar out. But if you guys don't wanna have FUN then WHATEVER
Demon of the Fall 02.26.24	I mean yeah if itâ€™s fun if you win, biased much? lol â€¦but yeah, not being awarded a nice fat avi is gonna hurt whichever (un)lucky schmuck wins
SteakByrnes 02.26.24	I had plenty fun the multiple times I didn't win, simply let go and type names brother man
JohnnyoftheWell 02.26.24	"To be fair, is there much of a point now?" yes "Avatars are broken indefinitely." has never been the main point of this "Yes how are we supposed to do this when many users don't have avatars?" exactly the same way it has always happened "â€¦but yeah, not being awarded a nice fat avi is gonna hurt whichever (un)lucky schmuck wins" a true champion would know better than to give a shit
porcupinetheater 02.26.24	Hi everyone march madness is just a final four this year please vote in the comments below, 1 vote per matchup 1. Havey vs 2. Get Low 3. Write-in Cadidate vs. 4. Ajcollins15
porcupinetheater 02.26.24	Also avatars were broke last year and I still felt rewarded enough to run away and hide with the trophy
MarsKid 02.26.24	I said "That is also fair" but okay Don't enter me in this lmao
anat 02.26.24	ajcollins
porcupinetheater 02.26.24	Please use the full name or I might get confused and miscount
JesperL 02.26.24	aicollins
Egarran 02.26.24	Hmm Johnny I'm not convinced. Where is the incentive but most of all I don't know who people are if they don't have pictures.
JohnnyoftheWell 02.26.24	much like you wouldn't understand the value of peer recognition if the entire site pretended your hack psychology had a sniff of qualification behind it and threw you a surprise birthday party for good measure
Egarran 02.26.24	Nobody ever throw me a fucking surprise party. Worst invention ever. And let's be honest, you aren't half the man you used to be without your avatar.
butt. 02.27.24	Damn almost march already? Time for me to start being nice to people already? Ugh
Trifolium 02.27.24	You've clearly gotten the advantage of 'the butt' though, who doesn't like those???!!!!! ðŸ˜¯ðŸ’•ðŸ¤¤ðŸ’•ðŸ˜ðŸ’–ðŸ‘©ðŸ¼â€âš–ï¸ðŸ§
porcupinetheater 02.27.24	its time for BUTT to CLEAN up his act if he wants to WIPE out the competition
Egarran 02.27.24	I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butt scraped over too much bread.
evilford 02.28.24	Yeah disappearing after winning is a true phenomenon i guess. I unintentionally did it from 2017-2019ish
Trifolium 02.28.24	Good Buttbo quote Eggy.
Pheromone 02.28.24	march madness is my favourite way to remember problematic users
Koris 02.28.24	I forgot this MM even happened lol
porcupinetheater 02.28.24	Wow rude
Egarran 02.28.24	Time is weird now.
butt. 02.28.24	What happened to that torts dude
SteakByrnes 02.28.24	torts gone as hell and since new accounts can't be made atm, he's gone indefinitely lol good riddance
butt. 02.29.24	Agreed ahrd
tectactoe 02.29.24	I need to start lobbying a campaign for myself now
butt. 03.12.24	Umm hello porcupinecinema is this happening??
porcupinetheater 03.12.24	Yes but my housing is displacing atm so desperation moving to new place while also starting new job so will be April Madness or Maydness (naming credit to anat)
evilford 03.12.24	that sucks. BEST OF LUCK PORC
pizzamachine 03.12.24	Hope all goes well
Dewinged 03.12.24	Real life takes priority porc, no worries.
SteakByrnes 03.12.24	porc will host the best madness yet, also good luck on everything I hope your new place owns
someone 03.12.24	so we can do a March Mildness in the meantime, where we vote on our favourite past March Madness tournaments
Dewinged 03.12.24	Sure. I vote mine.
someone 03.12.24	i vote yours too
SteakByrnes 03.12.24	I vote mine cause the themes
someone 03.12.24	i vote yours too
SteakByrnes 06.12.24	is porc moved into the house of truth
Trifolium 06.12.24	I think so. June Madness!!!
anat 06.12.24	June Jiggerypokery
SteakByrnes 06.12.24	June madness!
someone 06.12.24	June Calmness
DadKungFu 06.12.24	June The Specials
Koris 06.12.24	Death in June
SteakByrnes 06.12.24	The Year Summer Ended In June
someone 06.12.24	June Togawa
Sunnyvale 06.12.24	Wake Me Up When June Ends
Purpl3Spartan 06.12.24	Incredible
someone 06.12.24	March Madness in June is not the proper grown-up Madness more like Juneor
ArsMoriendi 06.12.24	Porc said heâ€™d do this by May and yet Vote me next time and Iâ€™ll make sure next year starts in March
SteakByrnes 06.12.24	ars will put the march back in march madness
ArsMoriendi 06.12.24	I just asked Porc on the discord and he said this: â€œYeah I havenâ€™t really had any free time since I moved here, and not sure when thatâ€™s likely to change so if yâ€™allâ€™s is chomping at the bit and thereâ€™s somebody willing to take over bloody go for it!â€ Whoever takes over should be a previous winner though, so not me I havenâ€™t earned it
SteakByrnes 06.12.24	well you heard it here first who wants to host
Storm In A Teacup 06.12.24	Congrats porc
Storm In A Teacup 06.12.24	Oh wait lol
SteakByrnes 06.12.24	lmao
Storm In A Teacup 06.12.24	I was sad I missed it. I am now feeling benificial from porc being busy. ðŸ™‚
butt. 06.13.24	Iâ€™m not a former winner and I also donâ€™t want to host so that works out well
JohnnyoftheWell 06.13.24	lol @ars demanding that a former winner (almost every one of whom has already hosted this before) should spend even more time and effort on this for a year that isn't even their shift
ArsMoriendi 06.13.24	Hey if they don't do it, then no one one will
Trifolium 06.13.24	Full steam ahead to Madness 25!!!!!!!
porcupinetheater 06.13.24	I nominate Tundra