Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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11.29.25 Im still here very occasionally 06.21.25 Checking and been checking
06.03.25 My 2025 so far 02.09.25 Stuff that seems to cool which I wanna
01.28.25 Girls Against Boys11.21.24 Things ive checked this year 2024 holy
08.10.24 Morty skramz07.14.24 Mort.'s 2024 pt.1
07.05.24 Hip-Hop to check06.21.24 Mort.'s top 100
06.14.24 EUROS 202405.15.24 List is digs
03.19.24 Nostalgia for the American core 2000s 01.15.24 A love letter to Coalesce
11.28.23 Morty's 2023 fav listens 11.23.23 Metalcore that does suck
10.29.23 The Skronkman Cometh 09.27.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
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Things ive heard in 2023 pt.1

just a lil summation of what ive been checking this year so far.
1Scratch Acid
Scratch Acid


3.5 - proto-jesus lizard that isnt as good as jesus lizars but still alright
2The Field
From Here We Go Sublime


4 - sublime beat
3Nanoray
Zapper


3.5 - big bombastic breakcore
4Brainbombs
Obey


4 - lipstick on my dick, fuck you in the arse etc noise rock
5Machine Girl
Gemini


3.5 - female machinations
6Underworld
dubnobasswithmyheadman


4 - flows like a river of sega bass fishing
7Sonic Youth
Confusion Is Sex


3 - thank fuck they started writing songs instead of boring lazy noise rock experiments
8Follow The White Rabbit
Endorphinia


4 - russian metalcore band with grand aspirations
9Zomby
Where Were U In '92?


3.5 - uk break time (av a kitkat)
10The Prodigy
Music for the Jilted Generation


2.5 - rave music sucks jesus christ brightly coloured repetitive wank
11Cop Shoot Cop
Consumer Revolt


4 - ny noise rock goes cling clank clonk
12Kardashev
The Almanac


3 - boring but fine proggy metalcore atmosphere bla
13Charles Mingus
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady


4.5 - classic i am not equipped to describe properly
14Cherubs
Short of Popular


4 - noise rock comp. nice and straightforward chunk
15Tujiko Noriko
Crépuscule I & II


4 - ambient that makes me feel lost
16King Crimson
In the Court of the Crimson King


4 - classic album i am not equipped to hold court on
17Viagra Boys
Street Worms


2.5 - i do not want to be a street worm
18Ennio Morricone
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


4.5 - classic soundtrack that goes twang and makes me think of the desert
19Boundaries
My Body in Bloom


3 - metalcore ep that is solidly throwback with little ingenuity
20Prefab Sprout
Protest Songs


4 - DARLING ITS A LIFE OF SURPRISES
21William Basinski
Lamentations


4 - ambient that makes me lament
22Boris
Pink


4 - noise rock jammin woaaah rawk music yeah yeah stomp your feet
23Don Caballero
What Burns Never Returns


4.5 - somewhere some lameass music nerd called like mahatma tiger or something is listening to this and going 'yeah, real math rock'
24Bohren und der Club of Gore
Black Earth


4 - doomjazz darkjazz ambient minimalis dirge music
25Dead Can Dance
Spiritchaser


4 - tag this band world music for the laughs
26Catharsis
Samsara


3.5 - crusty metalcore punk overrated as hell but fine
27Far
Water & Solutions


4 - mtv emo precursor
28Orbital
Orbital 2


4 - beats
29Shudder To Think
Pony Express Record


4.5 - camp, theatrical, weird, twiddly, alt rock mainstream tunes, post-hardcore skronk, beautiful
30The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Love in the Fascist Brothel


4 - sass spazz dance core punk
31The Field
Yesterday and Today


4 - more sublime beats
32Girls Against Boys
Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby


4.5 - double bass post-hardcore/alt rock
33Cocteau Twins
Victorialand


4 - ambient wave beatless dreamland
34Porter Ricks
Biokinetics


4 - biobeats
35Slice the Cake
Odyssey to the West


2 - big grand metalcore concep album that sucks ass. awful lyrics and vocal performance. pure cringe
36Mamaleek
Diner Coffee


4 - i dunno man read johnnys review
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