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Soundoffs 39 Album Ratings 1006 Objectivity 66%
Last Active 06-06-19 1:04 pm Joined 01-04-13
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| 1000 ratings and 10 years on Sput
been lurking since 2010, made the account right at the start of 2013. my taste in music has not improved in a decade.
anyways, in honor of hitting 1000, I selected an album from each rating to highlight for whatever reason. starting with numero uno then working my way up. | 1 |  | A Day To Remember You're Welcome
Rating: 1
Twas the summer after freshman year in HS, 2009. had tickets to warped tour with a bunch of friends and was preppin myself by looking up bands I wanted to see. recognized ADTR on the list, checked em out, Homesick had just released earlier in the year. became obsessed. its been harrowing watch them get worse and worse over the years, but I didnt mind too bad cuz I just didnt care for that scene anymore. seen em like 3 or 4 times over the past decade though, they kill it every time.
this album fucking sucks. | 2 |  | Equilibrium Renegades
Rating: 1.5
Sagas is one of the best metal albums period. its an album I'd bring to me on a deserted island or whatever. its amazing. so wtf happened?? Equilibrium just got worse over the years. there were some lineup changes, they lost the main vocalist who was a huge part of why I loved the sound of Sagas, and then somehow ended up releasing Renegades a few years ago. talk about a tragedy and a half (cuz its a 1.5, get it? lol haha).
album is abysmal, but the opener "Renegades - A Lost Generation" kinda slaps so there's at least that I guess. | 3 |  | In Flames Clayman (20th Anniversary Edition)
Rating: 2
Around the same time I was getting into ADTR, I was also getting into In Flames. heard Cloud Connected on a Pandora radio station I had made for Killswitch Engage on my mom's iphone (I only had an env3). was immediately hooked. I was big into metalcore at the time so I dug the newer stuff, but I czeched the old stuff and was impressed even more so. Clayman was a huge part of my rotation and probably the reason I got into melodeath in the first place, so consider my surprise when Anders & co. dropped this abomination on us 20 years later.
just not a good album, guys. redeemable only in that its Clayman. | 4 |  | Aether Realm Redneck Vikings From Hell
Rating: 2.5
American Wintersun baddies Aether Realm dropped one of my favorite albums in 2017 (Tarot) so I was hyped when they got picked up by a major label (gotta eat somehow) but oMg didnt see them SELLING TF OUT in the tarot cards now did I?? some people really dig this new sound, which I totally get, the production is nice and it still riffs. put it side by side with Tarot and this thing just screams mediocrity. these songs don't even sound great live.
album is average at best. listen to Tarot. | 5 |  | Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent
Rating: 3
no more howard jones?? that kinda sux. I mean Jesse is dope and his albums before Howie joined slap but it just doesn't feel right, maybe its the nostalgia of End of heartache/as daylight dies KSE guiding me into heavy music. never got to see KSE with Howard (I also missed his new band touring with Jesse KSE and them doing songs together which kinda also sux but whatever I aint losing sleep over it) but I did see KSE's first tour with Jesse back and it was cool n shit.
album is just good. not sure how you can make this style of mealcore better tbh | 6 |  | DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Rating: 3.5
its 2006, I'm in 6th grade, and my friend group is starting to get into metal. the homie Mike B drops "Starfire" on us and we're just like yo sick! we become super into the band. then later in the year, Guitar Hero 2 comes out featuring our boys!! we were stoked!! I had like all these bangers on my iPod shuffle. looking back years later, its easy to see how Inhuman Rampage pales in comparison to Valley of the Damned and Sonic Firestorm. still better than Ultra Beatdown tho lmao.
album is GREAT!!! Operation Ground and Pound is like top 10 songs ever yo that shit rocks my socks off. | 7 |  | A Life Once Lost Hunter
Rating: 4
hardest RIP of all time. I miss this band so much. got into these guys thanks to suppatime, who I went with to go see em play a tiny venue in DC in like 2011 or 2012. shoutout to backpack guy tearing it up in the pit. bonus story: back in undergrad, the small town my school was in had a relatively large music fest that used to feature bands that'd eventually blow tf up (Sufjan Stevens, Dillinger, Coheed, Poison the Well, Elliot Smith, etc etc for example). ALOL posted on their facebook page some tour dates, I noticed there was a gap between some shows so I commented "come play this fest!" and the band responded to my comment saying hook it up. So I reached out to the promoters and ALOL ended up being booked as the closer at the metal venue one of the nights! it was ebic.
this album is excellent af, truly. Vulture and Rehashed own so hard. | 8 |  | Ethereal Shroud Trisagion
Rating: 4.5
an entire decade on Sput, so gotta include a Sputbro album. everyone here knows it by now but this shit just slaps way too hard. was unemployed and broke asf when the vinyl went on sale so missed all that but hopefully I can catch the next round at the end of the year (thats still happening, right noct?). I remember in my sput infancy Noct was always a homie, they even shared their mixing of that shitty green Wintersun album. and who could forget all the :] in every thread? truly a homie.
album owns. you owe yourself a spin if you havent yet. | 9 |  | Insomnium Above the Weeping World
Rating: 5
first rating on sput, October 11, 2013. took 10 months to rate something it seems. I don't remember how I found out about this band, but it was probably in the "related" section on itunes for In Flames or Dark Tranquillity. I remember at the time the top song for em on iTunes was Where the Last Wave Broke, so I had that song and Drawn to Black on my ipod nano (a huge upgrade from that shuffle). Drawn to Black was the second song I ever heard that had gutterals that I actually liked (first being Morphogenesis by Scar Symmetry). it took me forever to actually enjoy the sound of the vocals initially but when I did I was infatuated and Insomnium quickly became one of my favorite bands. they were basically my gateway drug into anything that had deep, low growls. anyyyywho, like many others this album is my favorite of theirs.
melodic death perfection. flawless album. Drawn to Black is top insomnium song ever | |
frozencarl
03.16.23 | monorail | Pheromone
03.16.23 | feature | pizzamachine
03.16.23 | Good to have you around. | frozencarl
03.16.23 | appreciate that pizza. you're definitely my favorite quirk of this accursed site | normaloctagon
03.16.23 | Nice congrats | ArsMoriendi
03.16.23 | Cool cool congrats | sixdegrees
03.16.23 | m/ | pizzamachine
03.16.23 | “you're definitely my favorite quirk of this accursed site”
Cries silently while observing a yellow shaded sky. A bright smile finds his lips. He is one with joy, yet a new day was around the corner. | bellovddd
03.16.23 | very happy with number one. | syco722
03.16.23 | Congrats man. Huge RIP to A Life Once Lost. Fantastic band, but couldn't get into their last record (Ecstatic Trance), I respected what they were going for but it wasn't the same. Got to see them in 2012 and unfortunately that was all they played. Super talented guys though, their vocalist absolutely slays. | frozencarl
03.17.23 | yea, that one was super divisive. so we probably saw them the same tour you did, and I do recall it being almost exclusively the new album. the second time I saw em they played some old bangers at least. the worst part is they deleted their facebook so cant even look back on the memories :( | suppatime
03.17.23 | Backpack man!!!! Fucking killing it!!! Yes!!! | Purpl3Spartan
03.17.23 | congrats fam | evilford
03.17.23 | Congrats coral | Elynna
03.17.23 | Congrats. Completely agree with your take on Equilibrium | Muzz79
03.17.23 | Dude 3 new melodeath albums you neee in your life
Idolatrous - Sorrow on Midgard
Carcariass - Afterworld
Foretoken - Triumphs | frozencarl
03.17.23 | thank you friends! yea, the Equilibrium downfall is one for the ages. will never get over that one tbh.
@muzz, my man! going to listen over the weekend. Carcariass is criminally underrated. had no idea they had a new one out so will jam that one asap. | PitchforkArms
03.17.23 | grats, yo! | MarsKid
03.17.23 | Happy Sput-versary! | frozencarl
03.17.23 | Average Rating: 3.69
Rating Variance: 0.37
Objectivity Score: 66%
(Fairly Balanced)
looking through my ratings, I've noticed I only rate stuff I generally like. not a lot of 1-2s. then again, I only listen to stuff I like | cor22222
03.17.23 | Whot? I am 8 years here and 6k ratings. Am I addicted or you are lazy? | frozencarl
03.17.23 | the latter. I use this website in spurts, usually when I'm bored at a desk job so I'll go long periods without rating anything. plus I just thought it was cool the 10 year mark coincided with 1k ratings | deathschool
03.20.23 | I’m not okay with the fact that I just realized I’ve been on this site for over 10 years | Parallels
03.21.23 | congrats on your versary!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/707/662/96f.jpg | frozencarl
03.23.23 | oh god, i love memes!! | suppatime
03.24.23 | Tp for me bunghole |
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