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Roast my 5s...10k extravaganza

Just preheating the oven now, set at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. List is kinda in nostalgic order.
101The Gordons
The Gordons
100Rudimentary Peni
Death Church
99Rich Kids on LSD
Rock 'n Roll Nightmare
98Reagan youth
Volume One
97Minor Threat
Minor Threat


DadKungFu.
"Don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck", oh it shows Ian
96authorities
Puppy Love
95Garden variety
Hedge
94agnostic front
Victim in Pain
93Somewhere south of here
Leave Me for the Crows
92Pigbag
Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag
91The Fartz
Because This Fuckin' World Stinks
90The Dickies
Dawn of the Dickies
89no fun at all
vision
88The Bags
Survive
87Attitude Adjustment
Dead Serious (Demo)
86Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
Pre Teenage Jesus
85Against Me!
Against Me!
84Authorities
Soundtrack for Trouble
83Ultra Bide
Super Milk
82Trophy Scars
Holy Vacants
81The Deadbeats
Kill The Hippies
80Fatal Microbes
Violence Grows
79Egschiglen
Zazal
78Various Artists
The Songs of Tony Sly: A Tribute
77groundation
Hebron Gate
76The Gladiators
Trenchtown Mix Up
75jesus and the gospelfuckers
Demo
74U.K. Subs
Another Kind of Blues
73Rites of Spring
End on End
72Peregrine (USA-MA)
the awful things we've done
71Jimmy Cliff
The Harder They Come OST
70Sly and the family stone
Stand!
69exuma
Exuma
68The Orphans
Raise the Youth
67Can
Future Days
66The Gits
Frenching the Bully
65Kali Masi
Laughs
64Death (USA-MI)
...For the Whole World to See
63System of a down
System of a Down
62gorilla biscuits
Start Today
61Cap'n Jazz
Shmap'n Shmazz
60Rites of Spring
Rites of Spring
59dirt
Object Refuse Reject Abuse
58subhumans
From the Cradle to the Grave
57epic beard men
This Was Supposed To Be Fun
56Can
Tago Mago
55patti smith
horses
54Fantomas
The Director's Cut


IsisScript80
Mike Patton: "Ah, gee Guy from Melvins, how d'ya suppose we piss away studio money this time?"

Guy from Melvins: "Hmmm... well Mike, how about we cover movie tunes, and you can yelp like a chihuahua getting ass-fucked by a gorilla, and the dipshit public will hold it up as an avant-garde classic!"

Mike Patton: "Sounds good! What do you think, Guy from Slayer?"

Guy from Slayer: "Boom. Boom. Tsssk".
53Descendents
Milo Goes to College


DadKungFu.
all the hooks in the world can't hide that this is proto-incel-core
52The Smith Street Band
No One Gets Lost Anymore
51One Inch Punch/Mid Youth Crisis
Happiness and Authority
50Burning Spear
Marcus Garvey
49soundgarden
Superunknown
48The Ex
History Is What's Happening
47conflict
To A Nation Of Animal Lovers
46Telethon
The Grand Spontanean
45Foxing
Nearer My God
44Pearl Jam
Ten
43Butthole Surfers
Butthole Surfers
42Brand New
Science Fiction
41Frenzal Rhomb
Smoko at the Pet Food Factory
40Bad Brains
Bad Brains


DadKungFu
fake Jamaicans make fake punk in a fake city, apparently with fake recording equipment
39Apologies, I Have None
London
38Sage Francis
Personal Journals
37restorations
LP2
36Gang of Four
Entertainment!
35Operation Ivy
Energy


DadKungFu.
California highschoolers continue the fine punk rock tradition of ripping off Jamaican music but making it white by adding the worst fucking guitar tone of all time.
34Bad religion
All Ages


DadKungFu
the most Reddit band in history gives its opinion on age of consent laws
33faith/void
Split
32negative approach
Negative Approach
31At the Drive-In
Relationship of Command
30The Peep Tempel
tales
29Conflict
The Ungovernable Force
28misfits
Static Age
27The Smith Street Band
Throw Me in the River
26Circle Jerks
Group Sex
25Spanish Love Songs
Schmaltz
24Flux of Pink Indians
Neu Smell
23Chaos UK
Loud Political & Uncompromising
22Jimmy Cliff
Jimmy Cliff
21crass
Penis Envy
20Mr. Bungle
California


DadKungFu.
the kind of music unwashed carnies think is sophisticated
19One Inch Punch/Mid Youth Crisis
Ignorant Bliss
18Propagandhi
Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes (reissue)


DadKungFu.
Oh yeah, your melodic hardcore band is exactly the vanguard party Lenin envisioned you pack of uptight dweebs
17Captain, We're Sinking
The Future Is Cancelled
16The Flatliners
Cavalcade
15The Living End
Second Solution / Prisoner Of Society EP
14The Menzingers
After the Party
13The Smith Street Band
Don't Fuck With Our Dreams


Porcupinetheater
Nostalgizing as a personality trait leaves you a perpetual 14 year old, but it's okay. You can always cosplay as a functional adult by chain smoking.
12Lagwagon
Double Plaidinum
11The Clash
London Calling
10Bad religion
How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
9nine inch nails
The Downward Spiral


DadKungFu.
The worst thing to happen at 10050 Cielo Drive
8Tool
Ænima


Yoyomancuso
We tried as hard as we could, but no amount of Scientology references or 15-minute long visits to the sheet metal factory can disguise the fact that our guitarist barely knows how to play Smoke On The Water
7rancid
...And Out Come the Wolves
6Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine


Pizzamachine.
was groundbreaking if you were an angry white nerd in 1992 that didn’t know how to rap. Oh hwait, that’s most white boys.
5Dead Kennedys
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables


DadKungFu.
Spongebob background music played at 78 RPM while a helium huffing liberal lisps through his various murder fantasies
4The Menzingers
On the Impossible Past
3Lagwagon
Hoss
2bad religion
80-85
1nofx
the decline
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