Hyperion1001
I trust hype on everything that isnt death metal
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Last Active 12-18-22 11:37 pm
Joined 01-03-10

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08.23.25 College Football 25: Americas Best Spor07.03.25 where’s ford
06.28.25 still rockin 06.21.25 last list before doomsday
04.21.25 micro and minimal04.05.25 hot riffs and sweaty ass
03.27.25 featuring my own lists02.20.25 sub-par posting
02.04.25 what the hell is going on02.02.25 mavs trade luka to lakers for free
01.15.25 rip tiktok01.13.25 hyper24: brain damage bonanza
01.09.25 pounded11.27.24 pre turkey squats
10.16.24 tired10.05.24 no power no internet but still jamming
09.21.24 CFB > NFL09.11.24 Hyperion's Favorite Music
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worst of 2022 (plz comment)

just to break up the monotony of all these year end lists with exactly the same 10 albums, lets get together a list of the absolute worst garbage youve heard all year. i rarely dwell on things i dont like (unless its funny), so its actually kind of hard for me to remember all the things ive hated so far. please send recs in the comments i want my ears to bleed.
1Cryptworm
Spewing Mephitic Putridity


if ur gonna release an album at least learn to play your instruments first.
2Black Midi
Hellfire


british art school music strong contender for the absolute worst thing ever created by humanity
3Rings of Saturn
Rings of Saturn


literally so bad even nuclear blast said no hahahahahaha.
4Bog Body
Cryonic Crevasse Cult


profound lore try not so sign the most dogshit metal bands on planet earth challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
5Grenadier
Trumpets Blare in Blazing Glory


"tHeY aReNt RaCiSt ThEy JuSt LoVe ShItTy MuSiC MaDe By ViRulEnt RaCisTs" very bad
6Astral Tomb
Soulgazer


free jazz death metal made by people who cannot play either free jazz or death metal
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