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Best Soundoffs

comment any that i missed besides the ones that are already copypasta
1mewithoutYou
[untitled]


"How about 'starmiewithoutstaryu' and it's about pokemon and it's a cartoon. Also starmie and staryu fuck at the end" -Winesburgohio
2Deftones
Diamond Eyes


"gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby gooby" -MyNameIsPencil
3Hot Mulligan
you'll be fine


"Take a shot every time he screams that high B-flat. You'll need an ambulance by track 3." -LotionLord
4Swans
To Be Kind


"96kbps is a bitrate that exists in the year of our Lord 2014" -zxlkho
5Swans
The Seer


"country grindcore how i love thee" -robin
6Sufjan Stevens
The Age of Adz


"sufjan serenades us during some sort of star wars battle" -tombits
7Gang of Youths
Go Farther In Lightness


"Go Farther! In Lightness You! Kings of Leon" -Doof
8Every Time I Die
Radical


"every time i die but wait it's actually just weezer" -Tranqyl
9Brand New
Science Fiction


"Don't forget about Brand New - Science NATION. (out September 11, 2017)" -NordicMindset
10The Dear Hunter
Antimai


"This is an absolute stinker dead on arrival. Shit sounds like The Wiggles with a bunch of funk bass" -Slex
11The National
Trouble Will Find Me


"HOW CAN A BAND MAKE SO MUCH FUCKING GOOD MUSIC. OMG I WANT TO START A RELIGION CALLED SUCK THE NATIONALS DICK! UGH. HOW CAN THEY DO THIS..." -fromtheinside
12Steven Wilson
The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)


"masturbate in praise of black satan is better" -foxxxy
13Red Hot Chili Peppers
Unlimited Love


"Greatest album ever made by humans. Even better than Bon Jovi's album, Bounce." -Dwap
14Wolves In The Throne Room
Celestial Lineage


"OMG.....I FEEL LIKE IM PARTAKING IN A FURIOUS YET SPIRITUAL ELVEN ORGY THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTHERN WOODLANDS OF ALBION. I'M FISTING ELVES WHILE MEDITATING TO THE ENTRANCING NATURAL AMBIANCE OF CHATTERING BIRDS AND THE ENGROSSING SONG PRODUCTION VALUES. I FEEL ALIVE. IM EATING A BLUEBERRY RASBERRY BLACKBERRY FRUIT SALAD DRESSED UP IN RICH MAHOGANY SYRUP. IM PLAYING THE HARP. IM WRITING A SCRIPT TO THE 8TH HARRY POTTER MOVIE. IM PRANCING AROUND LIKE SOME KIND OF TUBA BLOWING FAGGOT WHEN THE HAUNTING ELVEN FEMALE VOCALS ENTER THE MIX. THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK OF MAN RVEERTING BACK TO HIS ANCESTRAL ROOTS. THE DAYS WHEN BLACKSMITHS, BARDS AND FARMERS WERE LEGITIMATE PROFESSIONS." -BallsToTheWall
15Noothgrush
Erode the Person (Compilation)


"first time oil removed came on i punched my steering wheel so hard it snapped off and i spun out and rolled over a dozen amon amarth fans no joke" -iranscam
16American Football
American Football (LP2)


"This whole album is a marketing ploy to sell the damn house" -NordicMindset
17La Dispute
Rooms of the House


"La Dispute is being featured on MTV's Cribs wow! Hi I'm la dispute and these are the rooms of my house. This is the bathroom, I usually cry in here. This is the bedroom, this is where I do a majority of my writing, and also a good amount of crying. This is the walk in pantry, ughh I often find myself eating in here, and crying of course. Here's the dining room, since I usually eat in the pantry I don't really use this room for eating, mostly just crying. So yeah, you could say the rooms of my house helped inspire the lyrics on the new album, mostly cuz of the crying." -Treb
18Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle


"Probably the worst album ever. Doesn't even try. Mike Patton is a nutjuggler. RIP Dime" - Eliminator
19Electric Wizard
Dopethrone


"You can't spell dopethrone without opeth" -Jozh
20Cult of Luna
The Raging River


"All other bands: Here's an EP

Cult of Luna: Hold my cock" -Dewinged
21Peppa Pig
My First Album


"Death metal, bluegrass, lo-fi" -rc239
22Infant Annihilator
The Battle of Yaldabaoth


"What's up with this Infant Annihilator album called The Battle of Yabadabadoo" -Panzerchrist
23Kanye West
Yeezus


"This is pretty weak this is pretty weak this is 50 characters" -Nrap
24Basic Channel
BCD-2


"What I expected - bsh bdm bm bsh bm
What I got - Cssh Cssh Cssh Zssh Cssh Cssh Cssh Tzzzzch and other classics" -Roach
25Gospel
The Loser


"It's called The Loser because you have to be a loser (prog fan) to enjoy it" -ElephantREVOLUTION
26Death
Symbolic


"This is some gay, gay metal man.rSYMBOLIC COCKS!!! SYMBOLIC COCKS!!! SO VIVAAAD!! SO VIVAAAD!! TWO AT THE SAME TIME!! TWO AT rTHE SAME TIME!!" -Eunuch
27Tool
Lateralus


"Tool are one of the most unique and innovative bands of all time and "Lateralus" is there most coveted album. It's damn near flawless all the way through. Keenan is definitely on top of his vocal game. His flat vocals suiting the damp music style. Adam Jones also had an excellent showing. Lots of great bridges and riffs throughout. The bass and drums were also splendid. An all around 'classic' album. Hence the five." -metallicaman8
28Alice in Chains
Dirt


"Alice In Chains were one of the most popular bands of the nineties. Unfortunately they disbanded at the turn of the century. But's we'll always have their work from the nineties. This particular album is actually a tad different from their usual style. While it is still dark, like their usual work, but it's not quite as dark. They showed a lot more experimentation with this album which was great. I enjoyed all aspects of this album. Even staley's vocals, which I'm usually not big on. The lyrical messages were great too. Very solid album."
Also metallicaman8
29Atreyu
Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses


"Bland instrumentals. Screaming that sounds like burping. Terrible clean vocals. Mediocre bass and drums. This is Atreyu. They are undoubtably one of the worst bands ever. Aside from all the things I mentioned above the can't right lyrics either. Here's and example.
It's so hard to see when eyes are rollin in the back of your head. It's even harder to speak when everything you say just comes out wrong.
Like really nice work guys. I've got another one for you. It's hard to walk with no legs! These guys have showed some improvement from this point in their career, but this album just can't receive anything higher than a 1.5" -Also also metallicaman8
30AJR
OK Orchestra


"This is the most soy fucking band in existence, and I say this as someone who is literally taking estrogen." -DavidYowi
31Devin Townsend
Devlab


"No one even wants to review it cuz it sucks so hard" -Source
32Charly Bliss
Young Enough


"*extremely mr. krabs voice* the hooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -DadEsquire
33Kendrick Lamar
To Pimp A Butterfly


"this dude thinks he's radiohead lmao" -foxxxy
34Brand New
The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me


"Like scraping my penis with a cheese grater." -BallsToTheWall
35Lamb of God
Omens


"Lamb of God one of the band for metalhead love but Omens not make groove metal is make metalcore for corekid. Omens make me said one time Lamb of God begining to the disappointing band for the metal genre. It's ok if band want play like a The Black Dahlia Murder. the album is kind a boring i never like Lamb of god as a kid, the album now make me hayp is not new just lamb of god play metalcore not groove metal. I think Lamb of God grow up now like the ather band (BMTH, Architects, ect.) this the corekid album for the year (ahhhhhhhh) is so bad.r" -MetalReview
36Discordance Axis
The Inalienable Dreamless


"Do not let the album cover trick you, this is a fucking hailstorm inside of a tornado inside of a hurricane inside of the deepest dungeons of the 7th circle of my ass" -chambered89
37Queens of the Stone Age
Villains


"The pathetically gleeful sounds of a group of near-golden age citizens having the most fun in years. Like sneaking your drunken granddad into a disco and watch him grind up on 18-year olds." -BirthDefectBobby
38Sweet Trip
Velocity : Design : Comfort


"album sounds like cosmic cum in a jet stream lol wahts up brose" -Kman418
39Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Trout Mask Replica


"completely lacking a sense of rhythm does not make something ahead of its time, this is just shit music that somebody decided to try and make profound by littering it with absurdest tags like 'art rock' 'freak folk' and 'avant-garde'. this is the musical equivalent of that performance artist who gets on stage and shits and pisses and menstruates on a canvas and smears it around with her fingers and a paint brush. doing something nobody has seen before and being able to talk it up and pretend it has some sort of obscure and sophisticated meaning doesn't make it a higher art form. i could slice my dick in half and fill it up with cottage cheese and tell you that it is a metaphor for the increased desensitization of humanity towards sex, but it wouldnt mean it is profound. it would mean im a good liar and everyone who thinks im 'edgy' and 'ahead of my time' is a gullible fuck. some things do not need to be seen or heard." -Pots
40The Smashing Pumpkins
Siamese Dream


"Billy Corgan looks like a frog and frogs scare me" -Prolapse
41The Roots
Things Fall Apart


"This is exactly what I want to hear whenever I listen to this" -Kitsch
42Taylor Swift
Midnights


"fantastic album loved the fred durst feature" -mrdogthrow
43Lil Pump
Harverd Dropout


"Imagine you wake up in a McDonald's bathroom, strapped to a toilet. A retarded pigeon softly rolls his tongue into your left ear, "brrr, brrrrrr." In your right ear, a 19-year old with face tattoos and dreads keeps yelling "OOoo! Ooooo!" You turn back to the pigeon, only to realize it is also the 19-year old face-tattooed boy. This continues on for 40 minutes. By the time it ends and the shackles fall off your wrists, you realize you have lost the will to live and you continue to sit on the McDonald's toilet, shitting for an eternity." -butt.
44Polaris (AUS)
The Death Of Me


"That guy on the cover is on fire" -Observer
45Fleshwater
We're Not Here To Be Loved


"I will love you forever duck friend" -SteakByrnes
46Julien Baker
Turn Out The Lights


"dam gurl, when u gonna use a drum??" -nukethewhale
47Lorde
Solar Power


"Total Eclipse Of The Arse" -Koris
48Porcupine Tree
Closure/Continuation


"Album is T H I C C, just like Steven Wilson's balls" -guaquino
49Between the Buried and Me
Colors II


"will i be able to enjoy this as someone who is colorblind" -TheSpirit (RIP king)
50Alice In Chains
The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here


"Ellen Degeneres is back with more sludgy riffs and dark lyrics" - dsroka005
51Foo Fighters
Sonic Highways


"What if you woke up one morning, and you had three butts? What would you do?" -Me (i posted this soundoff 9 years ago and forgot it existed)
52Chat Pile
God's Country


"Very cool that the CHOCOLATE guy from SpongeBob made an album" -Brabiz
53Nickelback
Feed The Machine


"After 8 sub-par releases, Nickelback finally live up to their potential. 'Feed The Machine' is an instant classic." - LaVar Ball" -swipenet
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