Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
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03.19.24 Nostalgia for the American core 2000s 03.07.24 Mort.'s 2024 pt.1
01.15.24 A love letter to Coalesce12.03.23 Bands im gonna discog cos i like em
11.28.23 Morty's 2023 fav listens 11.23.23 Metalcore that does suck
10.29.23 The Skronkman Cometh 10.23.23 Rec me an album
10.18.23 Core to check09.27.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
09.12.23 Bands sput has 'rediscovered'08.22.23 10 years of Mort.
06.22.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.206.07.23 I shall break free from guitar music
04.12.23 Mort's Cds04.08.23 Mort's vinyl
04.05.23 Review a random album game winner 2023 03.31.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.1
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Things ive heard in 2022 pt.1

not from this year just heard this year. a lot of positive ratings cos i dont really check things i dont think i will like (and im a good judge of my own taste)
1Otoboke Beaver
SUPER CHAMPON


3.5 - only heard this once so far but i enjoyed it even tho johnny likes it which makes me go eww yuck erughh
2Beastie Boys
Paul's Boutique


4 - egg man is 10/10 have been playing on repeat
3His Hero Is Gone
The Plot Sickens: Enslavement Redefined


3.5 - ok crust
4Colossamite
All Lingo's Clamor


4 - crash bash wallop math rock/post-hardcore for fans of skin graft records, dazzling killmen and u.s maple
5Aphex Twin
Peel Sessions 2


4 - its literally just aphex twin music
6Comus
First Utterance


4.5 - hippies are disgusting but ok sometimes
7Monks
Black Monk Time


3.5 - the beatles in monk outfits
8Quasi
Featuring "Birds"


4 - twee indie about love and heartbreak and probably hummus or something
9Minor Threat
Out of Step


3.5 - barebones punk is usually pretty boring i find but this managed to hold my attention and have a few standout tracks
10Tim Hecker
Haunt Me, Haunt Me Do It Again


4 - great album title
11Tones and I
Welcome to the Madhouse


1 - morbid curiosity
12Gospel
The Loser


4.5 - im just a mort living in an old mort body
13Scarlet
This Was Always Meant To Fall Apart


3.5 - mathcore aping botch/norma jean with cleans that is just fine
14Little Simz
Sometimes I Might Be Introvert


4 - great things await for little simz as long as she holds back on the blowing smoke up her own ass (less triumphant trumpets and grand statement blaring this is my grand statement music)
15Talk Talk
The Colour of Spring


4.5 - i already feel like i might have overrated this but hey ho
16Terrorizer
World Downfall


3.5 - riffs are cool, drums are great, vocals are meh
17Akira Yamaoka
Silent Hill 2


4.5 - silent hill 2 you too
18Arcade Fire
WE


2 - put these lyrics in the bin
19Pyrrhon
The Mother of Virtues


4 - fecundity is the mother of virtues (holes are alluring)
20Cornelius
Fantasma


3.5 - fun plastic starburst music that is emotionally hollow but brilliantly produced
21Unsane
Visqueen


4 - Unsane's most consistent and also least adventurous LP, making it one of their best LPs with only a couple of really great tracks. the closer is a bit interesting tho (bit of a divergence into industrial)
22Oxbow
King of the Jews


3.5 - Pretty unremarkable for Oxbow, closest thing they have to a dud in their discography
23The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground


4 - uhhh its the velvet underground
24Cherubs
Heroin Man


4.5 - dead in a bath and better than you
25Slint
Slint


4 - ice cold and better than you
26Slater
Spy on the wall


4.5 - ice cold and better than you
27Jesu
Jesu


4 - uhhh its sad and long and repetitive
28vein.fm
This World is Going to Ruin You


3.5 - sorta dissapointed in this but the few tracks that do go hard do go hard
29The Band
Music from Big Pink


4 - chest fever is 10/10 the rest is all good to great
30This Heat
Deceit


4 - im-scared-of-the-nuclear-bomb-core
31Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Of Natural History


4.5 - genuinely fantastic band that is best when they arent actually doing metal at all
32Whores.
Ruiner


4 - the riffs are simple, the structures are simple, my brain is simple, i like the big 'FUUUUCK' in 'tell me something scientific'
33Nico
Desertshore


4 - i am not the person to give nico opinions
34Frank Zappa
Hot Rats


4 - i am not the person to give zappa opinions
35I Set My Friends On Fire
Astral Rejection (OG)


3 - i hate that i didnt hate this as much as i thought i would
36Cows
Sexy Pee Story


4 - ill tell you my sexy pee story, one time
37Pixies
Bossanova


3.5 - uhhhh its fine i guess
38Discordance axis
The Inalienable Dreamless


3 - overrated grind thats not bad but i dont get the hype
39Shiner
Lula Divinia


5 - new favourite band
40USA Nails
Character Stop


4 - punk/post-hardcore that is fun and not actually named after that Blood Brothers track believe it or not.
41Nick Drake
Five Leaves Left


4 - virgincore
42The Beatles
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band


4 - lil obscure gem i came across (i am very funny)
43Between the Buried and Me
Colors II


2 - band is wank and its not even funny
44Dance Gavin Dance
Afterburner


3 - uhh cringe lyrics, good mess screaming, same old guitarwork theyve been doing last 3-4 albums (ive lost track of this bands history)
45Yowie
Cryptooology


3 - band only got better with time, check out either of their other 2 lps for some great off-kilter instrumental math rock
46Fleshwater
Demo


3.5 - looking forward to the next thing from these guys
47Some Girls
Heaven's Pregnant Teens


3 - this is pretty so-so except for the final track 'deathface' which eschews the lazy spazzcore for an 8 minute repetitive noisy burner with some great drumming
48Diskord
Degenerations


3.5 - some surprisingly fun death metal
49Living weapon
Paradise


3 - forgettable but not bad mathcore
50The Chameleons
Strange Times


4 - your fav post punk band's fav band
51Emmure
Hindsight


2 - slightly more tolerable than usual due to josh travis' involvement
52The Fall
Live At The Witch Trials


4 - pretty unremarkable but solid album for the fall
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