CaliggyJack: Michael Bay films ranked

CaliggyJack 04.27.22	This list is Pots fault
Sinternet 04.27.22	will smith and martin lawrence im a bad boy
fogza 04.27.22	I think 6 and 7 are the only movies on this list that are marginally ok
Jasdevi087 04.27.22	CalligyJack is definitely the kind of user who can rank all of Michael Bay's movies, this checks out
parksungjoon 04.27.22	i remember them promoting the shit out of 15 over here
MO 04.27.22	Yea the rock is tops for sure
CaliggyJack 04.27.22	6 is ok but better than Rock Fogza?
Ryus 04.27.22	bay > lynch
Sinternet 04.27.22	5 is fun af tbh still a good time
fogza 04.27.22	well, i'll give you this caliggy, the rock is entertaining in that "so bad it's hilarious" kind of way. 6 is actually vaguely interesting and has more than one dynamic in it.
GhandhiLion 04.27.22	5 is 1 ya but I haven't seen half of these
GhandhiLion 04.27.22	The trailer for The Island seems really familiar. Did someone rip it off? or vice versa
fogza 04.27.22	the island feels very familiar, maybe the whole plot of selling you a lie about paradise etc and then there's a more practical reality is a common sci fi thing.
botulist 04.27.22	pain and gain is the only good movie he made. intentionally or not.
GhandhiLion 04.27.22	I might have just seen the movie before. It's the cloning people for organ transplants theme that's familiar.
YoYoMancuso 04.27.22	Of all the Michael Bay movies, these are all of them
0xME 04.27.22	I like 1 and 6 and I guess 5 has that nostalgia bonus; especially 6's beginning is really well done, it just falls a little bit apart at the end
MO 04.27.22	"5 is fun af tbh still a good time" hell yea such a major film from my youth. 5 is 2 easy
DType 04.27.22	Is Ambulance that good? trailers don't look bad tbh
CaliggyJack 04.27.22	It's a lot of fun tbqh
bloc 04.27.22	Looking forward to watching 2. And agreed 4 is underrated
porcupinetheater 04.27.22	“I might have just seen the movie before. It's the cloning people for organ transplants theme that's familiar.” Are you potentially thinking of Never Let Me Go?
Zorg 04.27.22	Ambulance was trash besides Gyllenhaal hamming it up. That herpes line smh. The action was more competent in 6 Underground. Less cuts and better camera work.
CaliggyJack 04.27.22	Who fucking featured this lmao
TheNotrap 04.27.22	The Ben Affleck of directors, you can't get more generic.
Emim 04.27.22	I enjoy way too many of these. Bad Boys 1&2 will always be classics.
evilford 04.27.22	Lol
evilford 04.27.22	1 is probably 1 and 15 is MOST DEFINITELY last, what a pile of shit that movie was
IsisScript80 04.27.22	“The Ben Affleck of directors, you can't get more generic.” In films such as ‘Argo’, Ben Affleck succeeded in becoming the Ben Affleck of directors.
BAT 04.28.22	1 is 1 and pain&gains a banger. i woould put bad boys 2 over the first but it does have some of bays cringiest dialog. the islands solid but it's a rip off of a mst3k movie called parts the colonus horror, i woould say its a bit of an improvement but an interesting/obscure movie to turn into a bay flick. annd i liked transformers 1 and saw it in theaters a few times buuuut when shia labeouf gets resurrected in the sequel i wanted my money back
wham49 04.28.22	there is nothing wrong with 12, except it has Affleck in it
wham49 04.28.22	there is nothing wrong with 12, except it has Affleck in it
rodrigo90 04.28.22	I'm not sure what kind of logic did you follow to make the list, but I'm pretty sure your ordered them by quantity of explosions that happen in each one of them.
rodrigo90 04.28.22	And of course Transformers is THAT high because of Megan Fox because there's no other explanation to it.
notkanyewest 04.28.22	I have to go back and watch the classic Bay stuff bc I thought Ambulance was so entertaining
notkanyewest 04.28.22	Some of those drone shots were just chef's kiss
CaliggyJack 04.28.22	I don't think anybody can do explosions like Bay can. Even those who do the same type of movies as Bay fail to make explosions quite as satisfying as Bay's.
bloc 04.29.22	Bad Boys 2 might be one of my most watched movies ever lol Pretty sure I have every line memorized.
tectactoe 05.02.22	Justice for BAD BOYS II, the only worthwhile thing Bay has ever contributed to the world of cinema. I'm still convinced it was mostly an accident.
IsisScript80 05.02.22	Bizarre that 'Armageddon' ever got a Criterion release.
protokute 05.02.22	just realized that Transformers has more than 2 hours w t f
bloc 05.03.22	Shoutout if you've watched the clean version of Bad Boys 2, where "motherfucker" is replaced with "mother lover"
markjamie 07.02.22	1 is 1 , 7 is 2, and neither is particularly good...
SIMBOLIC 07.02.22	1 is 1. 3 is 2. The rest can get in the bin tbh The opening car chase in 6 underground is wild but maaan does it fall off a cliff
FreakMachine 08.13.22	That first Transformers was decent