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Lana Del Rey Ranked

My friend yassified me into listening to every Lana album (including Paradise, EXcluding Lizzy Grant idk he says it doesn't count) so I'm ranking them because what else would I be doing before the most important exams of my life, studying??
8Lana Del Rey
Lust For Life

I know she was dating ASAP Rocky at the time but don't invite him round ever again, Summer Bummer is a fucking hilarious song with the worst Lana lyrics, maybe ever! How do you Lana-ify Stevie Nicks?? Sean Ono Lennon was good though. Please bin Playboi Carti I don't even want to talk about it.
7Lana Del Rey

What? Honeymoon? She released this one? When? What???? i literally listened to this two days ago there's like one good song on it.
6Lana Del Rey
Chemtrails Over The Country Club

Confused album, very strange to listen to if you haven't fallen asleep yet
5Lana Del Rey
Blue Banisters

Very transitory album, I don't think this sound has reached its potential but at least dealer became a meme on tiktok for a while
4Lana Del Rey
Born to Die

This one is just THE Lana album but there's a lot on here that just isn't... exciting? Like if you took most of these songs I'd be able to remember like nothing but hey Video Games is good for the 21st century alt girl thats depressed or horny I can't tell
3Lana Del Rey

This is the first one that, to me, is Not Boring for longer than it Is Boring
2Lana Del Rey

Okay so listen, Ride is amazing, and Lana's pussy tastes like pepsi cola. My friend said this was a bold pick but I'm sticking to my guns, way more focused and overall more stuff and less fluff.
1Lana Del Rey
Norman Fucking Rockwell!

This is just the best one it's not that close. I'd like to note that the top 2, in my opinion, are criminally underscored on this site
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