TheAntichrist: scrimps are the shit

TheAntichrist 01.31.21	what's your fave seafood bois?
Avagantamos 01.31.21	shark sandwich with sea cucumbers
Sharenge 01.31.21	are those like shrimps?
Sharenge 01.31.21	tilapia should be an option though what the fuck you fish bigot
Deathconscious 01.31.21	Sea urchin cock
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	All about them scrimpies but seafood in general is the goat, my ass gotta move to the coast Scratch that best seafood is oysters
Sharenge 01.31.21	yeah get some fucking Blue Oyster Cult up in that jawn sslluuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp
ArsMoriendi 01.31.21	Shrimp rules yeah
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	Literally all seafood is tasty af gonna be so bummed when it's all extinct in 2035
Pheromone 01.31.21	i miss tuna most out of anything
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	Love clams, mussels, lobster, shramp and much more but gonna say scallops because it isn't here yet
Pheromone 01.31.21	always the contrarian, ay lorde > : (
Sharenge 01.31.21	don't worry we're gonna terraform Mars and save the seas, no biggie
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	I wouldn't say offering up delicious scallops as an addition to the list is contrarian to anything
Pheromone 01.31.21	you're right : (
Sharenge 01.31.21	yeah they should be on the list they tasty as fuck
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	Oysters need some lovin too but I don't think they'd quite make the cut of my top tier of seafood as they aren't very versatile comparatively and they can also totes be gross if you aren't in the right headspace for them or they are prepared wrong
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	At the end of the day I think I prefer all the various sea bugs to actual fish as a general rule
Pheromone 01.31.21	Sea food >>> Chicken >>> the rest of the godforsaken meat
Sharenge 01.31.21	crabs are OP
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	C'mon over to my place y'all, whipping up a Frutti di Mare shit's going OFF
budgie 01.31.21	i will say halibut
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	BYOH sach
Pheromone 01.31.21	what the bloody fuck is a fropo do moto, frutti di mare or whatever the fuck, i just know proper british fish and chips and thats that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	"Sea food >>> Chicken >>> the rest of the godforsaken meat" lol chicken is literally the worst meat
Sharenge 01.31.21	can I have yours then?
Pheromone 01.31.21	sorry pots you obviously have had bad exposure to chicken mmmmmmmmm
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	Phero, phun phact! Bephore it's phried, phish and other seaphood actually comes in a raw state that can be cooked in a number of diphpherent ways! Fructose Di CornSyrup is actually an Italian delicacy made from scraping the hangers-on off the underside of boats in the harbour and throwing it straight into a pot of spaghetti. Serve al dente!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	"sorry pots you obviously have had bad exposure to chicken" nope. not saying it can't be great, just saying it is basic af and often overused, or poorly prepared resulting in it being dry, tasteless filler meat
Pheromone 01.31.21	sorry mr hipster i eat giraffe meat for breakfast i like my meat how i like my general takes on hardcore music basic af
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	i take it from contextual clues itt that you are maybe a vegetarian or a vegan tho and chicken seems to be the universal favourite meat of vegetarians and vegans so i don't blame you
Pheromone 01.31.21	also porc, i had something similar once when i was a child. haven't been the same since
budgie 01.31.21	i had some chicken in spain once and it was sooooooooo good tasted like a different animal but it was just roasted chicken
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	damn you have some esoteric meat tastes for a vegetarinan pat pat
hal1ax 01.31.21	swordfish / black cod
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	when chicken is actually really good it is particularly remarkable because you never expect it to be that good so thats a special feeling but when chicken is bad/average it's just like "oh it's you again"
Pheromone 01.31.21	heh yeah i am veg my opinion on this matter is frankly pretty worthless
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	i know this vegan who has been vegan his whole life (born and raised) who is like the epitome of the meme of vegan's being just completely insufferable and he has his own vegan kitchen (some of his stuff is really good but most of it is disgusting tbh) and he posts like 47 facebook rants a day about how there is no ethical way to eat meat etc but what bugs me is he always says shit like "all the flavour in your meat comes from plants anyway" and this bitch has literally never tasted bacon
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	im all for vegetarianism and pescatarianism and veganism tho as long as it suits your lifestyle and you aren't an ass to people that don't prescribe to your personal nutritional needs and preferences tho
hal1ax 01.31.21	yea 90% of vegans i've met are like intolerably preachy and obnoxious
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	90% of the vegans i've met are no longer vegans lol the other 10% are the intolerable preachy and obnoxious ones
hal1ax 01.31.21	lol ya true
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	the 90% that are no longer vegans realized that they were suffering adverse side effects because their bodies weren't cut out for that diet
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	Yeah, being able to choose veganism is such a privileged fucking thing. Go vegan if you want to, great, but don't get all high and mighty about ethical consumption to someone living in a food desert. Putting the impetus for environmental change on individual working class people is some bullshit capitalist propaganda to begin with
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.31.21	my one friend literally stopped having her period the entire time she was a vegan and her libido evaporated as soon as she started reintroducing meat into her diet again she started having a regular cycle and got her sex drive back peoples bodies be different, it just doesn't work for some peeps
hal1ax 01.31.21	yea ethical consumption ranting all the while owning nikes and other products that have had their supply chains exposed as involving child labor lol
budgie 01.31.21	"yea 90% of vegans i've met are like intolerably preachy and obnoxious" could be just the vegans who let you know theyre vegan are likely to be obnoxious i imagine there are plenty who dont advertise it at every chance
hal1ax 01.31.21	yea definitely
Egarran 01.31.21	whining about vegans = whining about meat eaters yeah I just blew ur minds
budgie 01.31.21	BOOM
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	Horseshoe theory ain't dead, fuckas!
porcupinetheater 01.31.21	^ Fuckin' ace take, untargeted vegan preaching is hypocritical nonsense, activist work targeted at power structures is always commendable
budgie 01.31.21	you can be principled without being an activist mannnnnn inhales doobie
Avagantamos 02.01.21	"if you can't catch and eat street pigeon fuck off telling me what meat is nice" at an apartment I had a few years back I had a pigeon trap set up on my deck area. I put a sign on it that said Pigeon Whorehouse and they flew right in. they are so dumb, but I got a lot of good meat for soups and sandwiches
hal1ax 02.01.21	Wait people eat pigeon ? ... what does it taste like ?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.01.21	"whining about vegans = whining about meat eaters" Preaching at=/=whining about sorry
evilford 02.01.21	Salmon
Spec 02.01.21	guys relax and come over for an ice cold bud lite
evilford 02.01.21	Omw
Spec 02.01.21	right on ill fire up the grill
Avagantamos 02.01.21	I'll bring the pigeons and shark fillets
Spec 02.01.21	be sure to bring some band aids too incase you cut yourself on all that edge mate
Avagantamos 02.01.21	your words have already cut me deeper
porcupinetheater 02.01.21	"Wait people eat pigeon ? ... what does it taste like ?" Crumby
evilford 02.01.21	I'll bring the corona, vin diesel told me to drink it
Spec 02.01.21	it probably tastes like literal garbage cause... you know
Spec 02.01.21	ya bring the corona but hold the virus LOLOLOLOLOLOLKLKLKOLOL1LOLOL3LOLOL
evilford 02.01.21	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABAHABAHAHAHAHHAAGGAGAH
evilford 02.01.21	I actually dig corona (no lime), I'm a beer plebe tho so w/e
Spec 02.01.21	all alcohol tastes like shit some just taste less shitty imo i love guinness but in reality it’s basically just cold coffee
evilford 02.01.21	Im with u on liquor, but I actually dig some beers Also white Russians are a good drink, gotten wasted on those plenty of times
Spec 02.01.21	ehhh i think you’re right about beers actually there’s not a hard liquor on earth someone would drink unless it buzzed em up tho
Spec 02.01.21	hey man you want a coke? “no give me a shot of that alcohol free whisky instead” like no
DominionMM1 02.01.21	all seafood is best seafood for shellfish I’ll go with lobster. for non shellfish it’s rainbow trout all the way
Hyperion1001 02.01.21	dont eat sea bugs sorry
Spec 02.01.21	seafood is dope but when i was on the east coast for (however long i forget) it gets old pretty quickly
Spec 02.01.21	can only eat sea bugs so many days in a row
evilford 02.01.21	Lol right. I mean I'd still drink white Russians cuz I like those but as far as shots? Yeah no, none of em are bearable outside of getting u drunk. Im not gonna drink something that tastes like how I imagine cat piss tastes if I ain't getting a buzz off of it
Spec 02.01.21	actually cat piss is pretty good 3/5 probably
evilford 02.01.21	Never tried but I might now
budgie 02.01.21	"all alcohol tastes like shit some just taste less shitty imo" cant agree some blonde ales taste like honey so fcukn gourmet
Spec 02.01.21	we already established that i was wrong about beer keep up homie
Sharenge 02.01.21	the opinions and taste in this thread went downhill when we stopped talking about scrimps
outliers 02.01.21	Steamed shramp with butter and old Bay Mmmmmm
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.01.21	"there’s not a hard liquor on earth someone would drink unless it buzzed em up tho" by itself probably not many but as an ingredient sure they would
TheAntichrist 02.01.21	no
budgie 02.01.21	"eggs are one of the dumbest foods in the world in terms of concept, taste, nutrient profile and logistics. like shrimp." probably my favorite sentence of all time
sixdegrees 02.01.21	Colton posts are low hanging fruit
WatchItExplode 02.01.21	Best thing I can ever remember eating from the sea was a giant ass diver scallop about the size of a filet. I've been landlocked too long.
budgie 02.01.21	scallops are overrated
Ryus 02.01.21	mussels r basically my favorite food
budgie 02.01.21	mussels in white wine n tarragon is hard to beat
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.01.21	Mussels > clams but clams are still dank just too small
aydross121 02.01.21	Shrimp aguachile is top tier food.
fogza 02.01.21	I like kingklip.
Deathconscious 02.01.21	Magikarp
Shuyin 02.01.21	Cod, the favourite dish of the Portuguese man
americanohno 02.01.21	fried or blackened red drum
fogza 02.01.21	"fried or blackened red drum" Did this fish inspire the Shining?
americanohno 02.01.21	I think they were overfished to near extinction in the late 70s so it's possible.
Sinternet 02.01.21	gonna go for a good ol lemon sole maybe calamari if it counts or tiger prawns but ehh still love flat fish