TheAntichrist: let's start a cult

TheAntichrist 01.25.21	now let's figure out the name, the purpose, who's in it, and what's our mission.
someone 01.25.21	i'm in then again i'm always in i'm a part of 7 cults and 9 artistic ensembles, 4 of those overlap
Mort. 01.25.21	i will not drink sach's penis kool aid
TheAntichrist 01.25.21	penis colada?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.25.21	I swear to God you used to bitch about people with big penis and would rant about how all u need is an average penis and a bunch of viagra or something
Mort. 01.25.21	'tfw you do so many drugs that you could resell your jizz for a profit' 'resell' not just sell resell your jizz
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.25.21	Sounds delish
parksungjoon 01.25.21	cum omellete thread part 3?
BookoftheFallen 01.25.21	can we all live in a big compound with our multiple wives
TheAntichrist 01.25.21	yes
LeddSledd 01.25.21	cum brownies
sixdegrees 01.25.21	Jomtown
RadioSuicide 01.25.21	ironically I was in an e-cult once, though that was never the pretense, just what it eventually became. 10,000 people were in it towards the end, even a few notable names. i don't use the term "cult" lightly, either, things snowballed FAST lol. miss the community, still talk to a few of them, shame things went south, but it was for the best.
Dedes 01.25.21	My cult is a cult that accommodates other cults. A cult of cults who's societal positions is ranked by the number of people in said cults, creating a chain of command not only within the cults themselves but within the grand overarching cult of cults, which itself has cult leaders and a council and a lower and higher order of peoples.
LeddSledd 01.25.21	discord e-cults are fun until you realize that it isn't ironic and people actually spend 10 hours a day kissing up to e-celebs and chatting about about what fictitious character they desperately need to fuck. and you get doxxed if you don't play the game
Ryus 01.25.21	jomtown [2]
brainmelter 01.25.21	ah yes, the jizzmix
ieatbabies795 01.25.21	Praise the holy dick
TheAntichrist 01.26.21	nut sach and his unholy penis
TheAntichrist 01.26.21	sounds like florida in a nut shell
americanohno 01.26.21	SNAKE HANDLING. Why should I take your cult serious if the leaders don't have the balls to put their lives on the line and handle venomous snakes. Plus it's just impressive to watch and draws positive attention to the cult. Everyone still loves Steve Irwin.
RadioSuicide 01.26.21	yes ledd lmfao the one i was in wasn't quite like that, but definitely shades of it
americanohno 01.26.21	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcoUyXiuU0&ab_channel=truly just take a look at these mad lads. Honestly puts all other cults to shame tbh.
DrMaximus 01.26.21	Jomstown lol
ieatbabies795 01.26.21	A few years ago, out where I live there was a group of people that split from their church (evangelical I believe), they were all reported as missing and found days later in the middle of the woods. Someone of them were out there without their phones, etc.
ieatbabies795 01.26.21	Oh and they were “awaiting the rapture”. Don’t know what happened to those people other than being hospitalized for mental evaluations
SAPoodle 01.26.21	Where is Cult Leader in this list?
ian b 01.26.21	^^^ my initial thought
naughtcturnal 01.26.21	cult where everyone owns a rabbit and the person who's rabbit shits the most is the leader Edit: rabbits must be trained to murder
MyNameIsPencil 01.26.21	the best kind of cults are the ones that provide refreshments
AsleepInTheBack 01.26.21	Jesus is my cult ❤
DDDeftoneDDD 01.26.21	Every Time I Die - "I Didn't Want To Join Your Stupid Cult Anyway" I'm joining a cult, joining a cult, joining a cult Cut off my hair, clean out my head, fill me with song Scrap obstructed eyes Leave my friends behind Say I'm free, say I'm free, say I'm free and I am Say I'm free, say I'm free, say I'm free and I am Drink up Drink up Drink up Drink up Drink up
TheAntichrist 01.26.21	@asleepinthedark that sounds like a stupid cult
DDDeftoneDDD 01.26.21	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/68904/Cult-Leader-Lightless-Walk/