TheAntichrist
Elmo
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Soundoffs 643
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Last Active 06-14-22 10:49 am
Joined 10-04-20

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06.10.23 fall out boy though06.05.23 goddamn pelicans
06.03.23 the avenged sevenfold list of all time08.04.22 how death metal was born
06.09.22 i put things up and put them down05.26.22 err'body wanna be a bodybuilda
05.05.22 best thrash ablums ever01.11.22 shadows fall ain't that gud
01.06.22 why is death metal so awesome?01.05.22 gorguts ranked
01.03.22 what is the most useless thing you own?01.01.22 fuck new year's resolutions
12.30.21 pancakes or waffles?12.27.21 meshuggah and polygon boi inspired me
08.26.21 are you based?08.25.21 green lives matter
08.23.21 you are a brain with a meat suit08.22.21 the divided states of embarassment
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album titles that mean something else
1Suffocation
Pierced from Within


anal or deep thoughts
2Dismember
Like an Ever Flowing Stream


that time of the month
3Judas Priest
Painkiller


opioids
4Agalloch
The Mantle


that eighty year old dusty piece of furniture on the far left hand side of the living room that you put that ancient, dusty nativity on once a year that has a headless jeebus baby because your five year old brother decided to go digging in the car port one day, found it in a old giant green container where you keep the thirty year old christmas supplies, and decided to role play with it like it's a goddamn transformers action figure. also the one you hang moldy stockings missing several letters on
5Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast


8 6 7 5 3 0 9
6Led Zeppelin
In Through the Out Door


every fucking person that shops at walmart
7Obliveon
From This Day Forward


monday morning's 11:00 staff meeting about work safety and a new way of fucking up the old systematic approach to inventory
8Alice in Chains
Facelift


the brand new toyota camry
9Asphyx
The Rack


actually this one is probably obvious lol
10Convulse
World Without God


what the world actually is like because god is a fairy tale, jeebus killed the dinosaurs six thousand yeard ago, and flat earthers don't exist unless they're six years old
11Parliament
Chocolate City


arsmorendi: Not a literal chocolate city, but rather urban black dominant neighborhoods surrounded by white suburbs dominant (it's a political commentary on "white flight")

"Chocolate city, and it's vanilla suburbs" as the t/t mentions
12Public Image Ltd.
Metal Box


widowslaugh123: The album comes in a metal box
13Sophie
Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides


sinty boi: i love every person's insides
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