TheAntichrist
Elmo
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Last Active 10-10-20 9:25 pm
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01.27.21 are ukrainians russian?01.26.21 it's rum thirty
01.25.21 let's start a cult01.24.21 are u canadian
01.20.21 hot ham water01.19.21 oat milk has rapeseed oil in it
01.12.21 sensitive snowflakes everywhere01.10.21 my review was deleted as i expected lol
01.08.21 1850 comments01.05.21 i did not hit her i did not oh hi mark
01.05.21 bad albums with bad production01.02.21 bad albums with good production
01.01.21 new year, same non-believer of g00d12.27.20 users who be sm00kin cr00ck
12.26.20 kesha ain't so bad12.22.20 good albums with bad production
12.20.20 worst job you ever had?12.19.20 best chain diners/restaurants
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album titles that mean something else
1Suffocation
Pierced from Within


anal or deep thoughts
2Dismember
Like an Ever Flowing Stream


that time of the month
3Judas Priest
Painkiller


opioids
4Agalloch
The Mantle


that eighty year old dusty piece of furniture on the far left hand side of the living room that you put that ancient, dusty nativity on once a year that has a headless jeebus baby because your five year old brother decided to go digging in the car port one day, found it in a old giant green container where you keep the thirty year old christmas supplies, and decided to role play with it like it's a goddamn transformers action figure. also the one you hang moldy stockings missing several letters on
5Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast


8 6 7 5 3 0 9
6Led Zeppelin
In Through the Out Door


every fucking person that shops at walmart
7Obliveon
From This Day Forward


monday morning's 11:00 staff meeting about work safety and a new way of fucking up the old systematic approach to inventory
8Alice in Chains
Facelift


the brand new toyota camry
9Asphyx
The Rack


actually this one is probably obvious lol
10Convulse
World Without God


what the world actually is like because god is a fairy tale, jeebus killed the dinosaurs six thousand yeard ago, and flat earthers don't exist unless they're six years old
11Parliament
Chocolate City


arsmorendi: Not a literal chocolate city, but rather urban black dominant neighborhoods surrounded by white suburbs dominant (it's a political commentary on "white flight")

"Chocolate city, and it's vanilla suburbs" as the t/t mentions
12Public Image Ltd.
Metal Box


widowslaugh123: The album comes in a metal box
13Sophie
Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides


sinty boi: i love every person's insides
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