TheAntichrist
Elmo
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Soundoffs 420
Album Ratings 666
Objectivity 69%

Last Active 06-14-22 10:49 am
Joined 10-04-20

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03.18.25 paramore or less01.09.25 it's corn
12.20.24 let's settle the black sabbath debate12.19.24 re-ranking iron maiden cus children are
12.18.24 re-ranking judas priest cus cancer isn'12.17.24 re-ranking black sabbath cus flouride i
12.16.24 let's settle the metallica debate12.15.24 re-ranking metallica cus global warming
12.14.24 unholy trinity of 1986: which is best?12.13.24 menshuggah
12.12.24 let's settle the meshuggah debate12.11.24 re-ranking flotsam and jetsam cus they'
12.10.24 my mission is complete12.09.24 re-ranking meshuggah cus i fvckin' can
12.04.24 forbidden evil is the real name of the 11.25.24 vio-lence ranking cus who gives a fvck
11.23.24 what the fvck are you looking at?11.21.24 the food delivery battle
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album titles that mean something else
1Suffocation
Pierced from Within


anal or deep thoughts
2Dismember
Like an Ever Flowing Stream


that time of the month
3Judas Priest
Painkiller


opioids
4Agalloch
The Mantle


that eighty year old dusty piece of furniture on the far left hand side of the living room that you put that ancient, dusty nativity on once a year that has a headless jeebus baby because your five year old brother decided to go digging in the car port one day, found it in a old giant green container where you keep the thirty year old christmas supplies, and decided to role play with it like it's a goddamn transformers action figure. also the one you hang moldy stockings missing several letters on
5Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast


8 6 7 5 3 0 9
6Led Zeppelin
In Through the Out Door


every fucking person that shops at walmart
7Obliveon
From This Day Forward


monday morning's 11:00 staff meeting about work safety and a new way of fucking up the old systematic approach to inventory
8Alice in Chains
Facelift


the brand new toyota camry
9Asphyx
The Rack


actually this one is probably obvious lol
10Convulse
World Without God


what the world actually is like because god is a fairy tale, jeebus killed the dinosaurs six thousand yeard ago, and flat earthers don't exist unless they're six years old
11Parliament
Chocolate City


arsmorendi: Not a literal chocolate city, but rather urban black dominant neighborhoods surrounded by white suburbs dominant (it's a political commentary on "white flight")

"Chocolate city, and it's vanilla suburbs" as the t/t mentions
12Public Image Ltd.
Metal Box


widowslaugh123: The album comes in a metal box
13Sophie
Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides


sinty boi: i love every person's insides
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