TheAntichrist
Elmo
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10.20.20 bitches be trippin'10.18.20 who gives a fuck?
10.17.20 favorite albums '69-'99...hehe 6910.11.20 judas priest vs iron maiden
10.10.20 what is the best album ever made?10.09.20 the best 4.6 rated albums (no order)
10.08.20 quarantine hobbies10.05.20 if music genres were exercises

if music genres were exercises
1Meshuggah
Chaosphere


bench press. meshuggah is its own genre. fuck djent
2Suffocation
Effigy of the Forgotten


deadlift. slam metal as you slam the bar after a pr. fuck yeah
3Rihanna
Good Girl Gone Bad


squats. like pop music, you either love it and go all the way down or you hate it and don't do it. no half rep shit
4Florida Georgia Line
Can't Say I Ain't Country


tricep kickbacks.
5Van Halen
1984


bicep curls. pick your favorite cus like hard rock, they're always a gnarly pump
6Skillet
Comatose


dumbbell curl to shoulder press. you're taking two great exercises and turning them into one shitty thing like christian rock. rock is nice, and jesus did miracles and some shit, but together they fucking suck
7Motley Crue
Girls, Girls, Girls


behind the neck press. like glam rock, behind the neck press was popular in the 80's because it looked cool or some shit. does anyone do these anymore?
8Skream
Outside the Box


alternating shoulder raises. y-raises, 21's, w's, take your pick like what are you a fucking bird flapping your arms all around with your grandmother's purple 3 pounders? what are you doing?
950 Cent
The Massacre


jilliam michaels and friends dvd workouts. yeah there's some legit stuff, but a lot of it like this album is fucking awful.
10Faith No More
The Real Thing


smith machine. when you can't do the real thing, there's always the smith machine.
11Pissed Jeans
Hope for Men


added here because reasons
12Hollywood Undead
Hollywood Undead


this is bicep curls too according to MO
13Tool
Lateralus


partnered donkey calf raises
14Deftones
Adrenaline


jefferson squats
15Dance Gavin Dance
Downtown Battle Mountain


that Sharon Stone machine where you squeeze your knees together
16Sectioned (SCT)
Annihilated


skull crushers
17My Bloody Valentine
Isn't Anything


hip abductors
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