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10.05.20 I’ll write review on LSD10.02.20 HALLOWEEN MOVIE MARATHON
09.22.20 WORST LYRICS EVER~~~08.13.20 Alt account ideas?
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WORST LYRICS EVER~~~

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1Lil Yachty
Lil Boat


PEEK A BOO - "My new bitch yellow / she blow that dick like a cello"
2Theory of a Deadman
Scars and Souvenirs


BAD GIRLFRIEND - “My girlfriend’s a dick magnet”
“No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned”
“Get her drunk she’ll scream like hell”
“The future ex-Miss Connolly”
“I like to strip her down / she’s naughty til the end”
3LFO (US)
LFO


SUMMER GIRLS - "New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick /Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees"
4Megadeth
Risk


CRUSH 'EM - “party time, going down / you better not mess us around / looking for trouble, well now you’ve found it / you’re a drum and we’re gonna pound it"
5will.i.am
#Willpower


T.H.E. (THE HARDEST EVER) - “I go hard like morning wood in the morning”
“This beat is the shit; feces”
6Massacre
Promise


BITTER END - “You say I’m hostile; a malicious spiteful jerk / Well you dumb fucking bitch, that’s how I act when I’m hurt!”
“THAT’S RIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT, I FUCKING HATE YOU TO THE BITTER END!!!”
7Massacre
Promise


WHERE DWELLS SADNESS - “You lied; you bend the truth / I’m blind (so fucking blind), I’m such a fool”
8Massacre
Promise


PROMISE - "You promised me promises promising the world"
9Shaquille O'Neal
Shaq Diesel


I HATE 2 BRAG - “I can flow like pee comin' out’cho you-know-what / Or like dookie diarrhea comin’ out’cho butt”
10Jake Paul and Team 10
Litmas


IT'S EVERYDAY BRO / HERO - "England is my city"
"No, I'm not sayin' that this little dude is Martin Luther King
But I'm not saying that he's not / Now who are you to say /
/ That this kid ain't MLK, or even young Kanye?"
11Young Money
We Are Young Money


BEDROCK - "And I gotta...grocery bag"
"Call me Mr Flinstone; I can make your bed rock"
12Evildead
United $tate$ Of Anarchy


THE DESCENDING - "Liberals and conserves"
"Left wingers, right wingers, all up in 'ya / trying to keep their hidden agenda”
“Government parties; To you and me the illuminati’
13Train
California 37


DRIVE BY - "Mmmh the way you do me!"
14Overkill
From the Underground and Below


LONG TIME DYIN' - "so I looked him right in the eye, and I asked ‘hey man, you gonna take a long time dying?’ (NO!)”
15Psychosexual
Torch The Faith


LET THE SIN BEGIN - "Let the let the sin begin, you’ll be wiping off my love that’s dripping down your chin / your Devil Daddy’s gonna spank you over and over again"
16Etienne Sin
The Art of Stealing Hearts


REMEMBER - "Cuz I'm that nibba, I'm that nibba"
17Eminem
Recovery


LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE - "told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball"
"guess that's why they call it window pane"
18Kanye West
Yeezus


BOUND 2 - ""I wanna fuck you hard on the sink / After that, give you something to drink"
19Lil Wayne
I Am Not a Human Being II


LOVE ME - "All she eat is dick; she's on a strict diet"
"Got that A1 credit, that's that filet mignon"
"She said 'I never want to make you mad, I just want to make you proud'
I said 'baby just make me cum, then don't make no sound'"
20Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla Sign
Talk About It In The Morning


OR NAH - "Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you're drippin' cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?"
"Pussy so good, I save that shit for later"
21Motley Crue
Saints of Los Angeles


LAMF - “Girls passed out naked in the back lounge, everybody's gonna score"
22Five Finger Death Punch
And Justice for None


FAKE - “ I've got news for you, I got nothing to lose
If you were smart you'd simply run and you'd hide
You're such a dumb punk, such a fuckin' weak chump
Don't have the balls to look me dead in the eyes

Boom!

You're a... you're a... you're a...

You're a fake mother fucker, I hate you mother fucker
I'll break you mother fucker, you're mine
You're a joke mother fucker, you gloat but you're a sucker
Such a fuckin' waste of my time
You smile and wave with your borrowed fame
But everybody sees through the lies
You're a fake mother fucker, you're dated mother fucker
And you're never gonna get what is mine

Fake!
You're a fuckin' fake

What's in a name bitch, you truly make me so sick
Think about the shit that you say
You'll wish you never crossed me, you had me then you lost me
You're losing all your bark when you beg
You've got a big mouth, makes me want to tear it out
You really don't have nothing to say
I'm not your scapegoat, ram it down your damn throat“
23Disturbed
Immortalized


FIRE IT UP - “ I take a puff from the leaves of devil and take a trip to the other side”
24Insane Clown Posse
Bang! Pow! Boom!


MIRACLES - “Fuckin magnets, how do they work?”
25Phrat Boyz
#Younglife: One Year Of Frat


COSBY - “When I fuck bitches I make sure to do it right / I knock em out first so they can’t put up a fight”
“I don’t even care, I’ll fuck you like a bear / better not scream when I cum in your hair”
26Modern Baseball
You’re Gonna Miss It All


ROCK BOTTOM - "Is he here? Are you making out?
I can you hear you guys on the couch
Shut up, make out, do something already, I'm waiting
After reading that text from your friends
I start losing all my confidence
So I'll stay tired, I know soon I'll be bailing

My head is on the verge of exploding
No amount of aspirin or pizza could help this from hurting
And now, I'm turning to you, scared shitless
Hoping this song goes well
Can we highlight the fact that
My mouth smells like coffee and garlic?
The five cups I had this morning are getting to me"
27Chokehold
Tooth And Nail


CONDITIONED - “ to support you is like supporting a rapist
And I wouldn't do that (that is bad)”
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